"Previously, on..." Deadpool began.

"Wait! It's supposed to be Hulk's emotional scene and stuff!" Freakazoid interrupted.

"Oh come on! No one wants to hear from him!"

"..."

"...okay, okay! Just quit using that stare..."


Hulk sat with his back to alleywall. He was more silent than usual, with good reason. He'd almost killed his teammates. The people who protected him. All because of stupid arguments and wanting to be a lone wolf. And now he was...but not like he wanted to...

"Hulk..." he could hear Banner talking. "You have to go back. Look..someone manipulated you. Someone wanted you to fight the Protectors. You have to go back and make sure they're okay..."

"...everything you said was true, Banner...I AM a monster..." Hulk softly growled.

"...not if you change this...walk away now...and that is all you ever will be."


"And now, back to the show!" Deapool exclaimed, whilst his teammates struggled against their smoky bonds. Thor glared at their captors, wishing he could get to Mjoinir. Iron man...just sortve stayed on the ground...paralyzed I guess. Since his suit was not working.

"You DARE to attack us, Amora?!" Thor snarled.

"Wait!" Green Lantern stared between them. "You know these people?!"

"Yes! The Enchantress and her executioner! They are Asgardians." Thor explained.

"I don't think I like the sound of executioner too much." Spidey gulped.

"You're not alone, man." Flash agreed.

"Why have you come here?!" Thor demanded. Enchantress smirked even wider, pretending to inspect her fingernails.

"Why, when we heard you favored Midgard more than your home world, we decided to stop by and see what all the fuss was about!" She suddenly blasted him with a spike of green magic, failing to notice one of her prisoners using their Electronic powers to travel out of the smoke rope and into a street lamp. Leo lunged out of a moment later and sank his teeth into Enchantress' arm.

"GAH!" She lost her focus and All of the Protectors were freed. "How DARE you attack me?!"

Leo released his jaw hold on her. "Like this." Was all he said before biting her again with more force. The Executioneer was about to reach for the lion when Batman appeared in a heavily promoted suit, hurled himself into him, and began an onslaught of punches. Enchantress somehow ripped Leo away from her, and tried to shield herself from the lasers of Supergirl.

THOOM!

Everyone noticed That dust had risen up in the midst of their battle. A huge figure lumbered out of the dust cloud, and no one could believe it: Hulk had returned. The Excutioneer smirked, knocked Batman away and stood in a battle stance only to be clobbered by Hulk repeatedly. The Enchantress gulped as Thor's hammer returned to him, and quickly thrust her hands in the air. Surprisingly, an army of Heartless rose up from the ground, with a green glow to their coal black bodies.

"Heartless?!" Sora exclaimed, wondering how she had access to them.

"Looks like we get that practice fighting them early!" Sonic shrugged, then rammed into one like a saw. Everyone else began to do more or less the same thing, attacking their enemies while testing to see if they were destroyed. The heartless were indeed destroyed too, as Enchantress angrily noticed. She also noticed Thor growl at her with a raised, electric spitting hammer and turned to face him.

"Do you really think you frighten me, Thor? Your powers are NOTHING compared to mine!"

"I was not aiming for you, WITCH." Thor's electricity crackles in Iron man and he rose to hit jet propelled boots.

"Power at 400% capacity, sir."

"...well. How 'bout that?" Tony smirked, then tackled a huge group of heartless with missiles and grenades. Thor meanwhile, raised a thick finger to point behind Enchantress. "And while I shall not attack you, it would seem that she will."

Wonder Woman very briefly, yet triumphantly laughed when Enchantress turned around right into her massive punch. Enchantress narrowed her eyes To slits, and her hands were engulfed in green flame. Wonder Woman held up her lasso menacingly.

Enchantress charged forward swiping at Wonder Woman's face with a fist. The woman dodged swiftly and trapped her wrist in her magic rope. Pulling hard on the rope, Enchantress repeatedly punched herself in the face. Then, she whirled around at lightning speed and yanked on the lasso. Wonder Woman was yanked as well and Enchantress' hand gripped her neck.

"Did you really think you were going to stop me?" Enchantress smirked. "I am beyond too powerful for you to--"

THOOM.

The Enchantress picked herself off the ground from 20 feet away, noticing that the Hulk was starting to lung towards her. The familiar Yellow glow appeared around his head, and he stopped his advance immediately. "Now...why don't you do me a favor and destroy them all..."

"...NO-ONE CONTROLS THE HUUULK!!!"

Massive chunks of the ground went flying, one in particular striking Enchantress rather forcefully in the stomach and knocking the wind out of her. She lay crumpled and unconscious on the ground, as the heartless disintegrated...whatever was left of them, that is. Iron man and Thor stared at her, then each other.

"Weeeell...as a band used to say...another one bites the dust." Iron man crossed his arms.

"Ah, because her face is in the dirt?"

"Uh,no it's because...actually...that works too."

"LOOK OUT!"

The Excutioneer swatted the heroes to the side in a matter of seconds. He picked up Enchantress, literally ripped a hole in the air with axe and leaped inside.

"Did he just...rip a hole in the air?" Freakazoid asked aloud.

"Sure does look like it." Amy shrugged. "Who were those people, Thor?"

"The Enchantress and her Executioner. They take great pleasure in causing me pain." Thor explained, turning to smile widely at Hulk and pat his shoulders. "You did well, Friend Hulk! Truly YOU are an admirable ally!-"

"Nothing's changed." The Hulk declared. "All of you; Every last one of you thought I was a monster!"

"I didn't!" Leo grinned, although that smile disintegrated quickly.

"You guys were gonna take me down! There's nothing different about you guys from S.H.I.E.L.D. and Ross..." The Jade Giant began stomping away from them. "Except they were honest about it."

When he was a little more than 15 feet away, The Hulk immediately leaped up and off into the night sky. Eventually, the heroes could no longer see him...those that weren't Krytonian or Lion.

The Flash sighed. "Well...that was a terrible second day."

"I agree." Wonder Woman agreed.

"Not to mention the fact that I'll have to leave as soon as possible." Sora told them. "If she has heartless, who knows who else has them?"

"Well, I've been working on a deep space jet for a while..." Iron man stated. "I could have it ready tomorrow..."

And to the rest of the team, he announced: "For now, why don't we all go back to the mansion for a while...?"


Sorry Bout da crappy ending...at least I thought it was crappy. Next chap will tease what world they're going to...