A/N: On the tenth day of Voldemas, Cassandra gave to thee...a "Frosty the Snowman" parody!~
Voldy the Dark Lord
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
With two slits for a nose
Hair that never grows
And two eyes of scarlet flame
Voldy the Dark Lord
Was defeated once they say
Love had made him go
But Death Eaters know
How he was reborn one day
There must have been dark magic
In that cauldron Wormtail found
For when the Dark Lord rose again
He began to strut around
Voldy the Dark Lord
Was alive as he could be
And his servants said
He could kill you dead
Even worse than you or me
Voldy the Dark Lord
Knew the Potter brat was there
So he said let's duel
It'll be real cool
Not that I'll be playing fair
Down in the graveyard
With a wand clutched in his hand
Shooting deadly spells
Giving Potter hell
Saying fight me if you can
Their spells collided in the air
Till Potter made it stop
And grabbed the portkey back to school
Disappeared with just a –pop-
Voldy the Dark Lord
Should've killed him right away
But the moron dueled
And was ridiculed
But he'll kill the brat some day
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Voldy go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the graves and bones