TWE: Toonville Wrestling Entertainment Chapter 10: Raw EP3, a cartoon x-overs fanfic

Toonville Wrestling Entertainment

TWE Episode 10: Raw Week 2

10 chapter milestone!

The following episode will contain some violence and a touch of swearing. Do not try this at home. You could break something or die.

The timeline has changed, the future Wrestlemania will now be Wrestlemania XXVI (26). Are you happy?

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The intro for Raw plays with the theme song, "Burn It To The Ground", which is heard in the background. After the end of the Raw intro, firey red pyro fired onto the stage, and fired back up into the ceiling lights. More of the pyro blew up down at the stage, as the audience cheered their loudest. "Burn It To The Ground" continued to play as the HD graphic appeared, and then disappeared.

"Another week, another night of Monday Night Raw!" Mike Coland said. "Greetings! I'm Mike Coland and here's my partner in commentating, Johnny "The Prince" Lewbert!"

"Thank you, Mike." Johnny Lewbert told Coland. "We got a great night here in Kansas City, the home to the future Royal Rumble pay-per-view, live next Sunday!"

"And speaking of which, we got some matches set for the Royal Rumble." Mike Coland announced.

A graphic of the Homer vs. Bender Street Fight match appeared with the theme song to the Royal Rumble, "Hero" by Skillet, playing.

"Homer and Bender face off in a Street Fight, where weapons can be used to destroy each other!" Johnny mentioned.

"And either Homer will retain his Smackdown title, or Bender will win it!" Mike added. "Also coming in the Royal Rumble, Spongebob will fight for his United States title against the Rated R Superstar, Roger Smith!"

The graphic for the US title match then appeared next.

"Roger will either spear his way to victory, or Spongebob will retain with a stunning victory!" Lewbert mentioned, as one of those things might happen.

The graphic for the ECW title match with Mung and Eddy.

"Plus, for ECW, Mung will take on the Money Maker, and leader of EWO, Eddy, for the ECW title!" Coland announced. "Only one will walk away with the title, whether it be Mung retaining, or Eddy winning!"

Next, the graphic with Joe and Quagmire, also known as D-Generation X, facing Skipper and Private for the TWE tag team titles appeared.

"For the TWE tag team titles, DX will go up against Skipper and Private!" Johnny Lewbert announced. "One team will win, one will definitely not win!"

The new graphic with Patrick facing off against Skulker (from Danny Phantom, remember?) for the World Heavyweight Championship appeared.

"And just added, Patrick will face Skulker for the World Heavyweight Championship!" Mike Coland revealed. "Patrick might retain at the Royal Rumble, but Skulker might ruin that plan!"

And last, the TWE championship match graphic with Peter and Chris appeared.

"Finally, the TWE championship match will put Peter Griffin against Chris Griffin!" Johnny added. "The TWE title will be vacant no more after one wins!"

The graphic faded out and the ring was shown. WWE superstar John Cena's theme song, "My Time Is Now", played and the audience erupted into large, loud cheered. Peter Griffin came out in his orange "You Can't See Me" t-shirt and cap ensemble. Peter began to walk down the ramp, but took a few steps back, saluted to the fans, and then ran down the entrance ramp as fast as he could. He slid into the ring, and then held his arms up high.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Peter Griffin!"

Peter Griffin got a microphone from out of nowhere.

"Hello there, everybody in Kansas City!" Peter Griffin cheered. The audience rooted loud. "Ya know, all of you and hundreds more of fans were surprised by my appearance on Superstars, but enough about me. I came out here to tell you that… the TWE championship title match needs a special stipulation. So, I've decided to create a small Pick Your Poison challenge! Chris goes first, up against an opponent of my choosing, and I fight his pick next! Any superstar in Raw, Smackdown or ECW is available to choose as the poison! Then, when me and Chris face off in the main event, only one will win the chance to choose the match stipulation for the match at the Royal Rumble! That means, if I win the match, I will pick one of the most brutal match types there is."

The audience cheered much louder and then chanted "Peter".

"My Time Is Now" played once again as Peter left the ring and walked up the entrance ramp.

"Well, what will mean for the future of the Royal Rumble, John?" Mike Coland asked Johnny Lewbert.

"I don't know, but Peter said that if he wins the main event, he will pick one of the most brutal matches there is!" Johnny replied. "It might be a ladder match or a tables match or maybe even a stretcher match!"

"Or it might be Extreme Rules!" Mike Coland mentioned.

"Yeah, that!" Johnny said. "Maybe that!"

Squidward was then shown walking the hallway down to the stage as the Raw theme song played.

"Coming up, it's a singles match, and Squidward's gonna face off against the world's biggest athlete in the TWE, Owen Jacklin!" Mike Coland announced. "It will happen next on Raw!"

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The ring was then shown after the break. The audience was awaiting the next entrance.

"It's A New Day" then started playing. Squidward then came out as the bell rang.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, from Bikini Bottom, Squidward Tentacles!"

Squidward continued to walk down the entrance ramp, with a neutral expression. Squidward then walked up the gray, yet painful to crash into, steps, usually used in hardcore matches. Squidward then walked under the top rope and over the second and bottom ropes, into the ring.

As Squidward stood in the ring, lights fell from the roof, surrounding the ring in yellow sparkly fireworks.

"Crank it Up" then started playing as TWE's biggest athlete walked down the entrance ramp.

"And his opponent, from Vancouver, Canada, TWE's biggest athlete, Owen Jacklin!"

Owen then continued to stomp down the entrance ramp, cracking his knuckles. He then walked up the steel steps and climbed over the top rope. Owen and Squidward stood at opposite sides of the ring. The referee rang the bell, and the match started.

"Last time on Raw, Owen lost to Zoidberg after Zoidberg got the strength to chokeslam Owen in the middle of the ring." Mike Coland mentioned. "And afterwards, Goldblaster attacked Zoidberg, putting himself in the Royal Rumble. However, Goldblaster must earn that spot in a qualifying matchup later tonight."

While Mike Coland talked, Owen got the first hit, by punching Squidward back. Owen threw Squidward into the turnbuckle. Owen then threw Squidward over his shoulder. Squidward fled up, and crashed hard onto the mat. Owen went for the pin afterwards.

1! 2! …Squidward kicked out at two.

"Close, but that didn't do the trick." Johnny Lewbert said.

Squidward got up at the same time Owen did. Owen pushed Squidward into the rope. The super-heavyweight unleashed a hard punch to Squidward's chest, nearly knocking the pale blue squid onto his knees. Owen then kicked Squidward square across the face, and then pushed him towards the direction of the ropes. The referee began a rope break count, as of match rules.

1! 2! 3! 4!

The huge superstar stopped, and was warned by the referee that he could get disqualified if he did a maneuver like that for too long. Squidward got back up, and tried to sneak up on Owen. However, Owen saw that coming, and went for another hard punch, but Squidward ran into the ropes and slid under the gigantic athlete. Owen was confused of where Squidward was at this time. Squidward snuck up behind Owen, and jumped up, holding on for The Bikini Bottom Dream (Cobra clutch). This caught Owen off guard, but TWE's strongest athlete prevailed by shaking the squid off his back. Owen then went for a pin.

1! 2! …Squidward kicked out at two and a half.

Squidward and Owen got up, and went at each other again. Owen hit a clothesline on Squidward. Owen walked over to Squidward, who struggled to get up. Owen picked him up and raised him up in the air, in a military press position. Owen then walked over to the ropes, and threw Squidward out of the ring. Squidward landed chest first onto the concrete. The audience cheered as Owen taunted Squidward.

Squidward staggered on the outside. He tried to get up on his feet, but continued to struggle.

Squidward tried again, but failed once again. Owen decided to walk over the top rope, to the outside, causing the referee to restart the 10 count.

Owen picked Squidward up, and lifted him up in a spinebuster position. Owen then ran Squidward back-first into a ring post. Squidward fell back down.

Owen picked Squidward up once again, and then whipped him into the steel steps. The steps were knocked out of place as Squidward ran into it.

The giant blonde Owen walked over to Squidward, who was in pain. The squid's spine nearly broke on the ring post, and when he was thrown into the metal steps.

Owen picked the groggy Squidward up, and then threw him back into the ring, following Squidward in. Owen then went for the pin.

1! 2! …Squidward was able to kick out.

"What?" Johnny Lewbert cried. "How could he kick out of that?"

As Squidward got up, Owen raised his arm, signaling that the chokeslam will happen. Owen went for the chokeslam, but, however, Squidward saw it coming and got behind Owen. Squidward got Owen in The Bikini Bottom Dream, followed by Dream Street. Squidward prevailed at last, and went for the pin.

1! 2! 3!

"Wow! It's over!" Mike Coland mentioned as the bell rang, signaling the end of the match.

"It's A New Day" played once again as the referee raised Squidward's arm, as Squidward was victorious.

"Here's your winner, Squidward Tentacles!"

"Another loss by Owen, who was going to rock Squidward, but in some way, Squidward won with a brutal Dream Street to end it all!" Johnny Lewbert said as the highlight showing Owen's Chokeslam countered into Squidward's Dream Street followed by the pin was replayed.

"And what a big win!" Mike Coland added.

The main event card for tonight's Raw, including Peter Griffin and Chris Griffin. "Tonight" is on the card.

"Well, Peter Griffin announced that tonight's main event will be him going up against Chris Griffin!" Johnny Lewbert announced. "The winner will be the one who picks the match stipulaton!"

"And before the main event, Peter and Chris will face their opponents tonight, in their Pick Your Poison matches!" Mike Coland added.

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Goldblaster's theme song, "Gold Lust" played in the arena. The gold savior arrived on stage, as yellow fireworks blasted out in a pattern at the sides of the ring.

"The following is a Royal Rumble qualifying match! Approaching the ring, from Hollywood, California, Goldblaster!"

Goldblaster walked all the way down the entrance ramp.

"We mentioned this qualifying match earlier when Owen faced Squidward, in which Squidward won." Mike Coland mentioned.

The Bizarre Hero slowly walked up the steel steps, and went into the ring. As Goldblaster stood in the ring, the audience awaited the opponent.

Lance Cade's WWE theme song started as Spike ran down the entrance ramp in a blink of an eye.

"And his opponent, from New York, the Green Flash, Spike!"

Spike slid into the ring, right under the ropes, and flipped up on his feet. He then climbed the turnbuckle and posed for the crowd. He got down afterwards. The referee called for the starting bell to ring, which it did afterwards.

Spike got the first lead in this match, having kicked Goldblaster out of place. Goldblaster then kicked Spike back. Just then, Spike began unleashing a large amount of punches. The ref started counting, as Goldblaster was holding the ropes.

1! 2! 3! 4!

"Nearly a disqualification." Mike Coland mentioned.

Spike stopped punching Goldblaster and was yelled at by the referee. Goldblaster got back up and he and the Green Flash tied up. The Bizarre Hero then threw Spike into the ropes, causing the ring ropes to bounce Spike back. Goldblaster tried to throw Spike over his shoulder, but Spike kicked him up in the face.

"Oh!" Johnny Lewbert flinched. "That's gotta hurt.

Spike caught Goldblaster from behind, and did a reverse DDT on him. Spike then went for the cover.

1! 2! …Goldblaster powered out.

Goldblaster and Spike both got up, and pummeled at each other. Goldblaster caught Spike, and then threw him over the top rope.

"Whoa!" Both commentators yelped.

"That's what might happen at the Royal Rumble, if both superstars actually make it to the Royal Rumble match." Mike Coland added.

Spike hit the hard floor with a crash. Goldblaster looked down at the Green Flash, who was struggling to get up on the concrete floor.

Goldblaster yelled down at Spike, saying that he's (Goldblaster) moving on to the Royal Rumble. This got Spike angry. Spike ran into the ring, and started pummeling Goldblaster into a corner. Spike stepped back, and clotheslined Goldblaster in the corner. Spike jumped up the turnbuckle and jumped off while Goldblaster had his back turned. Spike then pulled off Green As Can Be (Jump off the turnbuckle, catching the opponent in a reverse tornado DDT), his finishing move. He then went for a pin.

1! 2! 3!

The bell rang and Spike's theme music continued playing.

"Here is your winner, Spike!"

"Well, Goldblaster's chances of going to the Royal Rumble match are slim now." Johnny Lewbert.

"And Spike had qualified for the Royal Rumble!" Mike Coland announced as the highlight of Spike pulling off his finishing move on Goldblaster played. "Which means he can get a number and go in for the chance!"

Peter was then shown walking down to the stage as "Burn It To The Ground" began playing.

"Up next is a match between Peter and a superstar of Chris's pick!" Johnny Lewbert announced. "I wonder who will be Peter's poison?"

"Could it be Duncan or Mr. Krabs, or Spongebob?" Mike Coland questioned. "That will be revealed next!"

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WWE superstar John Cena's theme song, "My Time Is Now", played and the audience erupted into large, loud cheers. Peter Griffin came out in his orange "You Can't See Me" t-shirt and cap ensemble. Peter began to walk down the ramp, but took a few steps back, saluted to the fans, and then ran down the entrance ramp as fast as he could as the bell rang.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, from Quahog, Rhode Island, Peter Griffin!"

"This is one half of the Pick Your Poison challenges!" Mike Coland mentioned.

Peter Griffin slid into the ring, and then held his arms up high. Peter waited for Chris's pick, which would face Peter right now.

Blue fireworks fired from the stage as "Break The Walls Down" played.

"Whoa!" Johnny Lewbert cried. "This can only mean one thing…"

Homer Simpson, revealed to be Peter's poison, walked out on stage with the Smackdown Championship over his shoulder.

"And his opponent, from Springfield, he is the Smackdown champion, Y2H, Homer Simpson!"

"Homer defended his title against Roger and Bender last Smackdown, and, in a couple of weeks, will fight Bender in a Street Fight for the Smackdown championship." Mike Coland mentioned.

Homer walked down the entrance ramp, still with his title over his shoulder. He then walked up the steel steps and walked through the ring ropes. Homer raised his championship title up in the air. Homer then put the title away and stood in the ring, looking at Peter. The bell rang and the match started.

Homer and Peter ran at each other. Homer went for a clothesline, but missed. Homer and Peter both sprung into then away from the ropes. Peter knocked down the Smackdown champion with a clothesline. Peter then kicked the superstar on the mat in the head, followed by a leg drop on Homer's head. Peter then went for the pin.

1! …Homer kicked out.

Homer got up at the same time as Peter. Homer pummeled Peter into a corner, and, afterwards, attempted to whip Peter to the other side of the ring, but Peter reversed it and threw Homer into the other corner. Peter clotheslined Homer in the corner. Homer walked away from the turnbuckle in pain, while Peter climbed the turnbuckle. Peter jumped, hitting a leg drop to the head, which knocked the Smackdown champion onto the mat once again. Peter then went for another pin.

1! 2! …Homer kicked out at two and a half this time.

Homer rolled onto his chest, and got up. Peter got up after, and clotheslined Homer from behind. Homer turned around and tied up with Peter. Peter kicked Homer in the gut, and nailed a punch to the head on him. Homer turned back around and did an arm drag on Peter. Peter got up and tackled Homer down. Peter then walked out onto the apron and climbed up the turnbuckle once again. Peter then jumped for the Word Life Drop (Elbow drop, with theatrics). Peter got up and then raised his arm in the air as he walked over next to Homer's head. Peter looked down at Homer, and gave him the "You Can't See Me" taunt. Peter then ran and bounced off the ropes at the side of him, brushed his shoulder, and unleashed the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

"There we go!" Johnny Lewbert cheered. "The Five-Knuckle Shuffle!"

Peter then went for a pin.

1! 2! …Homer again kicked out at two and a half.

Homer and Peter both got up again. Peter ran at Homer, who tripped him with a drop toe hold. Homer clutched Peter's legs in the boston crab position, going for the Walls of Homer. Homer tried to turn Peter over, but Peter kicked Homer away. Peter then slipped Homer up in the standing fireman's carry, attempting the Attitude Adjustment. Homer slipped out of that one, and pushed Peter into the ropes. Homer then tackled Peter through the ropes, and the two superstars both fell onto the concrete. Both struggled to get up. The referee started to count.

Homer tried to get up, but fell back down. Peter got on his knees.

Peter got on one foot and one knee.

Peter got on both of his feet and slid into the ring before 4.

Homer struggled onto his knees. He then got one foot up on the concrete.

Homer got back on his feet and slid back into the ring. Homer nailed Peter with a running DDT. Homer then got Peter in a perfected armbar on the ground. Peter staggered, and tried to break the armbar and free himself. The referee asked Peter if he submits, and Peter said no. Peter then punched Homer's arm, and turned the tables on him, by picking him up and whacking him in the head with a hard punch. Peter then went for a pin.

1! 2! …Homer rolled Peter up before three.

1! 2! …Peter kicked out at two and a half.

Peter got up and kicked Homer into a turnbuckle. Peter then lifted Homer up on the top rope, and went for a superplex, but Homer pushed Peter off the turnbuckle and went for a elbow drop, but Peter moved out of the way, and out of the ring, causing Homer's elbow to crash into the mat.

"This match is going back and forth!" Mike Coland mentioned. "It's like a train wreck!"

Peter had to take a breather before entering the ring. Homer ran out of the ring, resetting the 10 count.

Homer pushed Peter near a ring post, but Peter threw Homer arm-first into the post.

"Ouch!" Johnny Lewbert winced. "Right into the ring post!"

Peter brutally threw Homer into the steel steps, knocking it out of place, which didn't cause a disqualification, as rules say. Homer laid near the Spanish announce table.

Peter picked Homer up, and bashed his head into the table, causing Homer to bleed from the skull.

"Oh my!" Mike Coland cried. "He's gonna need stitches for sure!"

Peter threw Homer in and followed him into the ring, putting the 10 count to a halt. Peter pinned Homer, shoulders down.

1! 2! …Homer kicked out somehow at two and a half.

Peter picked Homer up, and draped him over his shoulders. Peter performed the Attitude Adjustment, followed by a pin.

1! 2! 3!

The match finally ended as the bell rang, and Peter's theme music began playing again. The referee raised Peter's arm to show the winner.

"Here's your winner, Peter Griffin!"

"This match was totally going back and forth!" Johnny Lewbert said as the highlight of Peter performing the Attitude Adjustment on Homer played. "There was a crimson mask near the end of the match, in which, in short, Homer was busted open!"

The highlight of Peter bashing Homer head first, into the announcer table, was then shown.

"The whole match made Peter's day, but will the picked opponent for Chris Griffin defeat him?" Mike Coland asked. "Find out next!"

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"Voices" by Rev Theory played as Chris Griffin walked on stage while the bell rang.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, from Quahog, Rhode Island, Chris Griffin!"

"This is Chris's pick your poison match." Mike Coland announced. "And the opponent chosen for Chris will be picked by Peter Griffin."

Chris walked all the way down the entrance ramp. He then walked up the steel steps, and walked through the ropes. However, Peter Griffin arrived unannounced.

"Alright, alright, before I reveal your opponent, I just have to say that you will never beat me." Peter Griffin said. "Now, prepare to get crushed by the almighty World Heavyweight Champion!"

"It's A New Day" played as Patrick Star arrived on stage, with the World Heavyweight title around his waist. Peter walked off screen.

"And his opponent, from Bikini Bottom, he is the World Heavyweight champion, Patrick Star!"

Patrick walked down the entrance ramp, tapping the gold plate of the World Heavyweight belt.

"This was an unexpected pick!" Johnny Lewbert mentioned. "Almost as unexpected as Homer being Peter's poison!"

"And Homer lost to Peter!" Mike Coland added.

Patrick jumped up to the apron and walked through the ropes. Patrick then walked to a corner as the bell rang again, signaling the start of the match.

Chris ran at Patrick, who kicked him in the face. Chris stumbled back, and Patrick picked him off the ground, nailing him with a sidewalk slam. Patrick, however, held on to the legs afterwards, to toss Chris into a turnbuckle. Patrick then bashed Chris's head into the padding of the turnbuckle, and then threw him into the ropes. Chris nailed Patrick with a neckbreaker. Chris then went for a pin.

1! 2! …Patrick kicked out at two and a half.

Chris and Patrick both got up on the mat. Patrick threw Chris into the turnbuckle. Patrick tried to lift Chris up to the top rope, but Chris kicked him away and continued the combo with a clothesline. Patrick got up, but Chris began wrenching his arm. The Viper then elbowed the champ's arm. Patrick held his arm in pain. Chris grabbed Patrick from behind, but Patrick ducked, and rolled Chris up with a front schoolboy pin.

1! 2! …Chris kicked out at two and a half.

Patrick got angry, and got up before Chris did. As Chris got up, Patrick grabbed him by the head, and threw him over the top rope.

"Whoa!" Mike Coland flinched.

Chris Griffin landed hard on the concrete, and Patrick jumped over, landing on Chris. This officially began the 10 count.

Patrick got up and pulled the cover of the announce table off, then pulled out the two speakers, and picked Chris up.

Patrick got in position for a powerbomb, but Chris reversed it and threw Patrick over, causing Patrick to crash through the table.

"Oh my god!" Johnny Lewbert cried. "The announce table just broke!"

Chris then ran into the ring, leaving Patrick outside.

Patrick attempted to get up on his feet. He tried and tried, but couldn't get up before 5.

Patrick tried again, and got on his feet. Patrick got up on the apron, but Chris tackled Patrick off, knocking him into the barricade, face-first. This had reset the 10 count. Patrick held his head, and ran back into the ring, ending the 10 count before it started. Chris swept Patrick off onto the mat. Chris then turned Patrick around and put him in a perfectly executed ankle lock. Chris painfully clutched the ankle with a menacing hold. Patrick tried not to tap out, and grabbed the ropes. The referee saw Patrick holding the ropes, and began counting up to 5.

1! 2! 3! 4! …Chris let go.

Patrick clutched his ankle. Chris stomped on Patrick's ankle, then the other. He then stomped the arms. Chris stepped back and then knee dropped on Patrick's face. Patrick felt a large amount of pain coming from his head, as Chris Griffin, the Viper, pounded the mat, ready to recoil, and go for the RKO. Patrick got up, and Chris struck with the RKO. Chris then went for a pin.

1! 2! 3!

Chris got up as the bell rang, followed by "Voices" playing again. The referee raised Chris Griffin's arm to show the winner.

"Here's your winner, Chris Griffin!"

"The poison that was Patrick Star was not enough to take Chris to the limits of destruction!" Mike Coland mentioned.

"You got that right, Coland!" Johnny Lewbert said as the highlight of Chris's RKO was seen on screen. "But still, we have the main event: Peter vs. Chris!"

The main event graphic for tonight was seen with Peter and Chris.

"Will the Viper take the victory, or will Peter make him have an attitude adjustment?" Mike Coland asked.

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Mr. Krabs was seen walking down the entrance ramp to his version of WWE superstar Mr. Kennedy's theme song. Phineas, Finn, Duncan, Ernie, Brian and Squilliam were already in the ring as the bell rang.

"The following is a 10-man over the top rope Battle Royal! Approaching the ring, from Bikini Bottom, Mr. Krabs!"

"This is a little Royal Rumble sneak peek!" Mike Coland mentioned.

"Well, it could be if all these superstars participate!" Johnny Lewbert added.

Mr. Krabs walked through the ropes, just when Zoidberg arrived to WWE superstar Finlay's entrance music.

"Next, residing in New New York, Zoidberg!"

"The man-crab who loves to fight, Zoidberg, is in this one!" Mike Coland said.

Zoidberg walked up the steel steps and then walked through the ropes.

"To Be Loved" by Papa Roach played as Stewie zipped down the entrance ramp.

"From Quahog, Rhode Island, he is one half of the Rhode Island Machine Guns, Stewie Griffin!"

"Looks like both of the Machine Guns are in this battle royal!" Johnny Lewbert said.

Stewie slid into the ring.

"Somebody's Gonna Get It", WWE's own Mark Henry's theme song, started playing as Cleveland walked on stage.

"And now, from Quahog, Rhode Island, now residing in Virginia, Cleveland Brown!"

Cleveland Brown walked down the entrance ramp, and lifted himself up to the apron. He then walked through the ropes. The bell rang, and everybody started fighting around the ring. Ernie attacked the Machine Guns, Brian and Stewie, and tried to throw both of them out at the same time. That failed, though. Cleveland attacked Ernie with some punches while Brian and Stewie attacked Finn and Squilliam respectively with some dropkicks. Zoidberg attacked Mr. Krabs with a DDT. Squilliam kicked Stewie, and slammed him to the ground. Ernie chopped Cleveland many times in the corner as Finn nearly threw Brian over the top rope. Phineas ambushed Stewie as well. Zoidberg and Mr. Krabs punched and kicked each other, and then Mr. Krabs threw Zoidberg into the ring post. Duncan and Phineas both ambushed the Rhode Island Machine Guns by piledriving them to the mat. Cleveland did a bodyslam on Ernie, and then threw Zoidberg into Mr. Krabs, knocking them both into a turnbuckle. Cleveland then lifted both on the top rope, and went for a superplex, but Zoidberg and Mr. Krabs reversed it with a superplex of their own, which doubled the power of the landing. Squilliam, however, threw Zoidberg over the top rope, eliminating him unexpectedly.

Eliminated: Zoidberg

Mr. Krabs attacked Squilliam and then put him in an armbar. Cleveland went at Ernie again, who got him in the chokeslam position. Ernie lifted him up, and then brought him down on the turnbuckle near them. Finn snuck up behind Ernie, and nailed a dropkick on him. Ernie went crashing over the top rope, and onto the concrete floor.

Eliminated: Ernie

Cleveland caught Finn, and tried to throw him over the top rope, but Finn held onto the ropes before he went over. Finn kicked Cleveland back, and tried to throw him out. Cleveland again caught Finn, and then threw him over the top rope. Luckily, Finn didn't touch the floor, as he held onto the ropes. Cleveland started kicking Finn's hands, but Finn slipped under the ropes and tripped Cleveland, causing him to go over the top rope, but hang on, unfortunately. Finn got back in the ring, and went after Squilliam instead. Squilliam, however, nailed Finn with an unexpected bicycle kick, Finn went groggy against the ropes, and Squilliam unleashed another bicycle kick, knocking Finn over the top rope and onto the floor.

Eliminated: Finn

Squilliam went after Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs, however, sees Squilliam coming, and throws him into Duncan, who was groggy at the ropes. Duncan went over the top rope, but got up on the apron. Brian and Stewie went after Phineas, and double teamed him with a two man DDT maneuver. Their advantage was short-lived, however, as Cleveland threw both of them over the top rope. Brian hung on, but unfortunately, Stewie landed on the floor.

Eliminated: Stewie

Now 6 were left: Phineas, Brian, Cleveland, Duncan, Mr. Krabs and Squilliam. Mr. Krabs cornered Squilliam, and landed a perfectly executed Krabby Cutter on him. Mr. Krabs then threw Squilliam over the top rope. Squilliam somehow hung on, as Duncan ran at Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs caught Duncan off guard, however, when Krabs flipped Duncan over the top rope and onto the floor.

Eliminated: Duncan

Down to 5, Mr. Krabs pummeled Squilliam down to the count. Meanwhile, Brian went back into the ring as Phineas attacked him from out of nowhere with the Skull Crushing Finale. Mr. Krabs then threw Squilliam back in the ring, and then threw him into Phineas and Brian. Brian and Squilliam both went over the top rope, but only Squilliam hung on as Brian fell to the hard, cold floor.

Eliminated: Brian

The final 4, Mr. Krabs, Cleveland, Phineas and Squilliam all pummeled on each other. Mr. Krabs went after Squilliam, while Cleveland threw Phineas around. Mr. Krabs and Squilliam were near the ropes, but however, Mr. Krabs clotheslined Squilliam over the top rope, also flipping over the ropes. Squilliam landed on the floor, but Mr. Krabs hung on.

Eliminated: Squilliam

In the final 3, Mr. Krabs went back into the ring, and threw out Phineas over the top rope in a flash. Phineas couldn't grab onto the ropes, and was eliminated.

Eliminated: Phineas

Mr. Krabs and Cleveland, the final 2, were left in the ring as Squilliam and Phineas pummeled at each other outside, despite both being eliminated. Mr. Krabs and Cleveland went at each other in punches, and Mr. Krabs threw Cleveland into a ring post. Mr. Krabs then lifted Cleveland up, and tried to eliminate him. Cleveland, however, threw Mr. Krabs over, but Mr. Krabs held onto the ropes, and re-entered the ring, going under the ropes. Cleveland caught Mr. Krabs off guard, and attempted to perform The World's Strongest Slam, but Mr. Krabs reversed it and threw Cleveland over the top rope, and onto the floor.

Eliminated: Cleveland

The bell rang and Mr. Krabs's theme song started playing again.

"Here's your winner, Mr. Krabs!"

"Mr. Krabs is victorious in the battle royal!" Mike Coland mentioned.

"This is turning out to be an outstanding Raw!" Johnny Lewbert mentioned. "You won't see this on Smackdown or ECW!"

Peter Griffin was then seen walking down a hallway as "Burn It To The Ground" played again.

"Well, the main event is coming up next: Who will come out on top and pick the match stipulation?" Mike Coland asked.

"The answers will be revealed next on Raw!" Johnny Lewbert announced.

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ECW Commercial

Next time on ECW…

Mung was shown with the ECW title.

A few weeks away from the Royal Rumble, Mung Daal will face off against Shnitzel, and his Royal Rumble opponent, Eddy, in a extreme rules triple threat match!

Shnitzel and then Eddy were shown.

Who will be the winner! Find out on ECW, tomorrow on SyFy!

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"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, from Quahog, Rhode Island, Peter Griffin!"

"This is the main event of tonight's show!" Mike Coland said.

Peter Griffin slid into the ring, and then held his arms up high.

"Voices" by Rev Theory played as Chris Griffin walked on stage.

"And his opponent, from Quahog, Rhode Island, Chris Griffin!"

Chris walked all the way down the entrance ramp. He then walked up the steel steps, and walked through the ropes.

Peter threw the hat off and readied in the corner. The bell rang, and the match began.

Peter dashed at Chris, who threw him over in a notorious arm drag. Peter got up fast, and went for a clothesline, which Chris ducked under and dropkicked Peter from behind. Peter tied up with Chris, and he threw Chris into the turnbuckle. Peter then clotheslined Chris. Chris stepped back, and Peter whipped him into another turnbuckle. Peter dropkicked Chris, and then clotheslined him again. Chris fell over near the turnbuckle, leaving Peter to pin him.

1! 2! …Chris kicked out a bit after the two count.

Peter rolled out of the way as Chris got up. Chris ran at Peter, going for a clothesline, when Peter caught Chris's arm and caught him in an armbar, which transitioned to a crossface. Chris, after a couple of moments of struggling, broke from the crossface, and got back up before Peter did. Chris ran at Peter, who kicked Chris in the gut. Peter then ran into the ropes, bounced back, and landed Chris's head into the mat with a running DDT. Peter went for a pin, but Chris rolled Peter up with a schoolboy pin.

1! 2! …Peter kicked out at two and a half.

Peter and Chris both got up, but Chris caught Peter and went for a huge inverted headlock backbreaker, but Peter broke free and threw Chris over the top rope. Chris, however, slid back in before 1. Chris then threw Peter into a turnbuckle. Peter got away from the turnbuckle, and caught Chris off guard with another running DDT. Peter then climbed the turnbuckle, and nearly knocked Chris unconscious with a Word Life elbow drop. Peter then got up and gave the "You Can't See Me" taunt to Chris before springing back from the ropes, and then nailing a devastating Five-Knuckle Shuffle. Peter then picked Chris up, and then lifted him up for the Attitude Adjustment. However, Peter saw Homer Simpson walking down the entrance ramp. Peter dropped Chris on the mat and looked at Homer. However, when Peter and the referee weren't looking (Peter because he was looking at Homer, and the referee was arguing with Chris), Mr. Krabs ran out of the crowd and into the ring, whacking the future TWE champ on the back with a steel chair. However, Peter saw Chris running at him, and picked him up, then brought him down with an Attitude Adjustment. Peter then went for a pin as Mr. Krabs left the ring. The referee saw the pin and counted.

1! 2! 3!

The bell rang and the Doctor of Thuganomics, Peter Griffin got up with the victory. "My Time Is Now" played once again.
"Here's your winner, Peter Griffin!"

"Despite a slight interference out of the ref's sight, Peter Griffin picks up the win." Mike Coland mentioned.

Peter Griffin picked up a microphone.

"Alright, fans. The moment you've been waiting for: My perfect victory!" Peter Griffin announced as the audience cheered loud. "The match type I am going to pick will be, again, one of the most brutal match types you have ever seen! The match type is…"

Homer ran into the ring, but was lifted up to the Attitude Adjustment hold by Peter Griffin. Rather unexpectedly, Patrick jumped out of the crowd with a table and a chair. Patrick dropped the chair, and set up the table, putting the folded chair on top. Peter then performed the Attitude Adjustment, throwing the Smackdown champion through the table and on the chair.

"Oh my god, what an amazing move!" Johnny Lewbert cried. "And right through the table and the chair!"

Peter grabbed the microphone again.

"Now," Peter said. "The match type will include those two weapons that Smackdown chump went through. That's right: It's a TLC match!"

After Peter's revealing of the match type, the audience cheered their loudest as Peter left the ring to his theme music.

"What a phenomenal Monday Night Raw!" Mike Coland mentioned. "This is Mike Coland saying see you later on a rather epic night of Raw!"

The show ended as Homer was seen, laying on the table as Mr. Krabs and Patrick brawled outside, with Patrick powerbombing Mr. Krabs through the unused announce table.

Squidward Tentacles def. Owen Jacklin (Singles match)

Spike def. Goldblaster (Singles match; qualifies for Royal Rumble match)

Peter Griffin def. Smackdown champion Homer Simpson (Pick Your Poison match)

Chris Griffin def. World Heavyweight champion Patrick Star (Pick Your Poison match)

Mr. Krabs wins 10 Man Battle Royal

Peter Griffin def. Chris Griffin (Singles match for the choice of the match type)

TLC match type confirmed for TWE championship match at Royal Rumble

After a few weeks, Raw is finally done! Too bad I couldn't finish it faster; LittleBigPlanet, SvR2008 for the PS2, other stuff on the computer and some TV slowed me down.

Good night everybody!

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