Hey guys another chapter of "Not from around here" for you I hope you like it.

Alright everyone get ready for Edolas part 3! I actually don't remember anything at all from that arc…I'd better read it again before I actually start.

Just as a quick note there is a part in this chapter where the main group is split up. When that happens I will focus solely on Naruto. Even if he sends clones I will focus on the original, he'll know what happens later on, and the clones will interact with the others but I plan to only reference those times, not go deep into them. In other words what happens off script isn't all that different from Canon.

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

"Techniques/dragon/demon speech"

Last time

"There are too many guards we wouldn't be able to get close." Wendy pointed out sadly.

"There is a way to get close to him." Charle explained drawing them a map of a coalmine that went underneath the city.

Naruto grinned "Perfect, we leave at night. We'll show these bastards what it means to mess with us."

Naruto VS Naruto

Naruto, Natsu, Lilith, Lucy, Wendy, Happy, and Charle slowly crept along the tunnels Charle had pointed out on her map of the castle's underground. Natsu was using his firebrand to light the way for them. "Feels weird using this thing." He muttered looking around curiously.

"It's because normally you'd use your own fire." Happy stated pointing out the obvious.

"Right here." Charle stated patting a bit of rock that they needed to go through.

Lucy made to pull out her key but Naruto pulled her back "Conserve your magical power, let me handle the little things." He stated pulling his fist back.

"Don't joke around no way you can break…" the sound of shattering rock silenced whatever protests Lucy had forming in her mind as she watched the wall crumble apart from Naruto's inhuman strength. "Okay…never mind." She muttered following Natsu through as Naruto took some time to dust off his knuckles.

"There really is a secret passage, nice Charle!" Wendy stated happily as they looked down the tunnel.

"Well if it's a trap we might as well spring it right?" Lilith asked seeing Charle growing more worried. "Besides I doubt they'd be able to beat Naruto easily."

Her words did little to ease Charle's mind as she quietly muttered "I hope this leads underneath the castle."

Glancing backwards Natsu noticed Happy's own disheartened face. "What's wrong Happy?" he asked worried about his buddy.

"Why don't I have that information?" Happy wondered holding his head. "I'm an Edolas cat too, yet why don't I know these things?"

"You promised me you wouldn't ask bout these things correct?" Charle asked looking sternly at the blue tomcat.

"Aye." Happy mumbled looking at the ground.

Charle turned back towards the entrance and began walking. "I do not know why this is the case for you." She stated as they began walking as a group.

"The rocks here don't look very stable." Lilith noted as they walked.

"Please…don't jinx it" Lucy pleaded as she hugged her own body, shivering slightly.

"Hm…wonder where it goes." Naruto muttered looking around intrigued by the old escape way.

"I wonder if there are any ghosts." Happy added innocently as he looked around. It was then Natsu noticed something as he handed Lucy the fire brand.

"Don't move." He advised her as he made his way towards the wall. Forming shapes with the shadows he began doing an impromptu shadow puppet show "This is my territory!" he stated with a deep voice.

Naruto and Lilith palmed their faces as Lucy shoved the brand down Natsu's throat. "Charle, lead the way please." Naruto urged as they began trekking along the cave once more.

"Here we are." Charle muttered as they entered a clearing. "Looks like we've made it."

"I'm glad we have you to guide us." Lucy stated smiling down at the female cat.

"Don't thank me until everyone's been rescued." Charle stated looking around nervously. "Now comes the hard part. We have to sneak into the King's bedroom, get the information, and then sneak out. If we're caught there's virtually no way for us to win."

Naruto wagged his finger back and forth. "We'll be fine." He stated with a smile on his face. "After all, I'm here." he winged cat didn't know how to respond to that as Natsu pouted and looked away.

Suddenly a large wad of a goo like substance hit Lucy restraining her arms. "Wht's going on? I can't move!" she shouted as the others looked around in surprise. Soon after Wendy, Natsu, and Lilith were all caught via similar methods as Naruto quickly replaced himself and melded into the shadows to evaluate the situation. "Soldiers?" Lucy cried out in shock seeing at least twenty soldiers surrounding them the bindings keeping them restrained leading back to a few of them who were monitoring them closely.

"Why are there so many of them in a place like this?" Lilith asked as she tried to break free of her bindings.

"How were we discovered?" Happy asked nervously as Charle began shaking nervously.

"So these are the Earthland mages?" a feminine voice asked stepping to the front of the group of soldiers. "They look exactly like their counterparts. Natsu Dragion and Lucy Ashley. Are you really not the same people?" the speaker was a scarlet haired woman wearing revealing armor, a red cape billowing behind her.

"Erza Knightwalker!" Lilith growled seeing the commander for who she was. "To think someone like you is Erza-sama's counterpart!" she all but spat as she stared daggers at the commander.

"And you, Lillian Theorith, are you really Lilith's counterpart, you were caught so easily." Knightwalker stated looking on unimpressed by the group. Checking the group over once more, she narrowed her eyes. "Where's the blonde male?" she asked looking around.

"Sir he disappeared." One of the soldiers stated with a sharp salute. "Should we begin looking for him?" he inquired.

"No need, if his ego is as big as Uzumaki's he'll turn up himself." Knightwalker stated as she turned on her heel. "Take them away!" she ordered as the restraining soldiers shouted an affirmative as they began dragging their prisoners away.

"WENDY!" Charle shouted running after them, Happy following after her concerned for Natsu, only for Knightwalker to step in their way.

"Exceed." Knightwalker stated before she, along with the entire platoon knelt down in front of them. "Welcome back, Exceed." She stated stunning both the cats and the captives.

"Exceed?" Lucy muttered stunned as Natsu, and Lilith could only look on in shock.

"Charle, who are you guys?" Wendy asked shocked beyond all belief.

"Congratulations on escorting the trespassers." Knightwalker stated her head still bowed. "Everyone, move out!" she shouted turning to the other soldiers who quickly obeyed her orders as she led them away. The soldiers seemed to worship the Exceed as they made sure to make them comfortable as they led them into the castle.

At the back of the procession, the guard who had asked about their orders in regards to Naruto smirked as his plan had gone without a hitch. "You'll have to wait for me guys." He muttered silently, his deep blue eyes shining underneath his helmet.

As they entered the castle he noted that Lucy and the others were being carted off in separate directions. Silently creating four clones who immediately henged into insects he continued following the main group as his clones trailed his friends. Seeing the Exceed being led another direction he created two more clones and sent them after the two cats.

"This place is like a maze." He muttered as he stepped into place as a guard to a meeting hall of sorts for the higher ranked members of the court. "My luck that the guy I replaced was high up there." He muttered to himself noting that the other guard was already asleep. Twitching as an influx of knowledge flooded his mind Naruto shook his head as he began sorting it out. "Huh…seems those two found their resolve." He mused replaying what had happened with the Exceed in his mind.

"It's exactly as the saying goes!" one of the cabinet members stated loudly drawing Naruto's attention. "The mages of Earthland have magic within them."

"Just like the Exceed aren't they?" a girl asked before the sounds of running footsteps could be heard around the room.

"Probably." An older voice agreed.

"Then it would be a waste to kill that Lucy girl, we should just drain her of magic for as long as we can." The voice of the one who had shoved Lilith and the others into their cells stated seriously.

"We cannot, the queen of the Exceed, Shagot, has ordered us to kill her." The King stated seriously causing Naruto to frown recalling the same words from his clones' memories.

"Besides with out current abilities we cannot extract magic from a person." The same old man stated pointing out a flaw in the younger member's plan.

"Which is why we have those dragon-slayers." A new voice added in sounding far too gleeful for Naruto's taste. "If my experiments succeed we will be able to attain a near infinite source of magic." He explained causing Naruto's anger to flare for only a second before he calmed himself down.

"Stop…we are being watched." A new voice asked causing Naruto to freeze. "It seems one of them managed to escape our guards." The same voice stated before the wall was blown apart knocking Naruto away as he discarded his disguise finding it useless. "A small rodent made its way inside." His attacker was a blonde male wearing a pure white ceremonial robe. His complexion was pale giving him an otherworldly look as his impassionate stare tried to pierce Naruto's soul.

"You must be Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto stated with a grin as the other fighters in the meeting filled in the gap that Uzumaki's attack had created as the king was moved back to safety. Seeing as his cover was blown Naruto sent the mental orders to free the others as he focused on the fight at hand. "Neat little trick you have there." He stated trying to gauge how the other Naruto would react.

"Your attempt to anger me and cause me to make foolish mistakes is futile. For I am God." Uzumaki stated his facial expression unchanging as he began to float a meter above the ground as his energy began gathering in his hands.

"Yeah well…you ain't the first god I'll kill." Naruto responded with a cocky smirk as he began gathering chakra within his body augmenting his abilities. "Let me tell you something…A false god can never win!" he shouted as he blurred out of view reappearing behind Uzumaki.

"Useless." Uzumaki stated blocking the attack with ease as a shockwave knocked over the various paintings that decorated the hallways.

"Who is this guy!" a decent looking youth shouted as he pulled out a weapon. "My god…they look almost identical!"

"Enough Sugarboy." Uzumaki stated coldly as Naruto was forced away. "This shadow is nothing against the true force of God."

Naruto frowned as he folded his arms. "Huh…you're jst as bad as Nagato." He muttered though Uzumaki turned to face him sharply upon the mention of Pein's true name.

"What do you know of my uncle!" Uzumaki shouted angrily. "No…" Uzumaki visibly calmed down as he stared impassively at Naruto once more. "You know nothing…we are not from the same world. You are ignorant to my wishes, and my power."

Naruto adjusted his jacket proudly wearing what Hinata had made for him herself. "You're right, I don't know much about you." He stated adjusting his headband with pride. "I am not from Earthland after all." He stated as Uzumaki's eyes widened. "I am Namikaze Naruto, born to Namikaze Minato, and Uzumaki Kushina. Shinobi of Konohagakure no Sato. Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Youko. Toad sage of Mt. Myouboku." He stated as he stared at Uzumaki. "Who are you who claims to be my family."

"Such Trivial things matter not for I am god!" the pale blond stated throwing his arms forward. "Meteor!" from his hands shot forth a giant rock the size of his entire frame easily moving at twice the speed of sound.

Naruto grinned as he shattered the rock with his fist before jumping at Uzumaki. "Let's take this outside!" he shouted grappling onto the so called god as he dove through the window. "Now that we have room!" he shouted forming a rasengan in his hand. "EAT IT BITCH!"

"Enough!" Uzumaki shouted as the very winds lifted Naruto away from his target as the others quickly looked down unsure what to do. "You have incurred my wrath demon spawn." He stated darkly as he sent a glare that would have reduced lesser men to groveling worms.

"Oh wow, how cute, he insulted me." Naruto stated with a grin. "You're all talk!" he shouted rushing forward his body glowing as his chakra flowed through his coils. "You've only faced weaker opponents haven't you?" he asked a grin forming on his face as he closed in on the so called god.

Suddenly Uzumaki deflected the blow as the two began exchanging blows faster than their spectators could keep track of as their arms became nothing but blurs as they each tried to overpower the other. "You know nothing! I have triumphed over mightier beings than you! It is I who shall rule over this feeble world, it is I who shall lead the forces of Chaos through the realms!" suddenly both blondes upped the ante as the surrounding area began breaking apart due to the sheer weight of their combined auras clashing against one another. "I am Uzumaki Naruto! I am the god of Chaos!" suddenly the two jumped apart as the castle alarm bells began ringing.

"ALERT! ALERT! THE WHITE AND BLUE EXCEED ARE REBELS AND HAVE HELPED THE PRISONER, LUCY, ESCAPE THEY ARE TO BE EXECUTED ON SIGHT!"

Naruto looked up and grinned as Uzumaki glanced over as well. "Well now…looks like I have to end this quickly then." The whiskered blonde mused as he created three clones who each took off.

"How arrogant to think you can best me in combat." Uzumaki stated with a growl as a javelin formed of pure light appeared in his hand. "DIE!"

Naruto simply closed his eyes and focused as one of his clones popped sending him the necessary nature chakra. "Interesting." He mused batting the javelin aside. "You claim this world is devoid of magic?" he asked calmly. "Why then, do I sense so much untapped natural chakra in the earth itself?" he asked. Opening his eyes Uzumaki stepped back in shock seeing the pupil taking on the form of a horizontal bar as an orange pigmentation surround the eyes. "It was rather easy for me to gather the necessary energy to enter sage mode." Naruto explained as he disappeared.

Uzumaki clicked his tongue and took to the skies before folding his arms. "So you've managed to harness the energy of the world." He mused looking down on Naruto. "So what, I've harnessed the energy of the Heaven's themselves for I AM A GOD!" within his hands formed a bow and arrow of pure lightning which he aimed at Naruto. "Divine Judgment!"

Naruto grinned as three clones aided him in forming a swirling mass of chakra with wind natured chakra mixed in. "You're not the only one with neat tricks." He muttered as the two clones popped out of existence one their task was complete. "Fuuton: Rasenshuriken!"

At the same time both blondes launched their attacks at each other, and in mid-air both attacks colliding creating a giant sphere of pure light as everyone around the area covered their ears as Naruto's attack screeched with the intensity of a thousand nails being dragged along a blackboard.

"Retribution!" Uzumaki shouted flying out of the ball of light sending a geyser of molten magma at Naruto who hadn't bothered to move.

"Tate" Within seconds of impact a demon like shield appeared in between the magma and Naruto completely protecting him from harm. "Do you see the difference in our power yet?" he asked looking up at Uzumaki, in an almost bored tone. "You who lived in a time of peace. You were part of a lucky few with extraordinary power and started to abuse it."

"What is this…?" Sugarboy asked nervously. "I've never seen anyone stand on even footing with Naruto before." He muttered his fellow general nodded in agreement.

"This isn't a fight between men." His partner muttered watching the fight heedless of what was happening elsewhere. "This is a fight between a God and a Demon." Suddenly red flags rose up around the castle. "Code ETD? At a time like this?" he asked rushing off towards the commotion.

Uzumaki growled as his form began to glow brightly. "You think yourself my better?" he asked indignantly. "Don't make me laugh Demon! I have been blessed with the presence of the Angel Seraphim within my body!" suddenly bright white wings sprouted from his back as a nearly overwhelming pressure fell on Naruto and the surrounding spectators.

"An angel huh?" Naruto asked as he felt the last clone pop sending him another wave of nature chakra. "Guess I'll respond in kind!" he shouted calling forth the Kyuubi's power. 'Kurama, let's show this guy that there are no gods' he internally stated to his tenant who usually liked to sleep.

"Interesting, I'll help you, Naruto. I never did like them angels anyways." The mighty fox stated cracking an eye open to peer through his container's eyes.

Naruto grinned as he felt the familiar feeling of merging with his tenant's power. "You're not the only one with another presence within them." He stated string straight into the shocked visage of Uzumaki. Slowly nine billowing tails began forming behind Naruto as his body became enshrouded by the fires of Kurama's power. "Now do you understand, little angel, that I am not someone you can defeat with power alone."

Uzumaki didn't bother responding as he sent a storm of razor sharp feathers flying at Naruto's form. "You just don't comprehend the depth of my ability." He finally stated feeling that he'd won the fight already. "And due to that foolishness you have lost."

Suddenly Naruto appeared behind Uzumaki a giant swirling mass of Chakra in his hands. "Don't go killing me off!" he shouted grinding at the attack into Uzumaki's back. "I'm one-thousand times harder to kill than that."

"Then I shall simply multiply my attack by one-thousand." Uzumaki stated as his body separated into four separate beings. "That was my attack at its weakest. I can increase its power by two-hundred and fifty times its base." He explained as all four of them took aim. "There is no escape."

Naruto grinned as he dropped to all four. "There's no need for me to escape." He stated as his smile turned a bit crazed. "I'll just blow all four of you away!" he shouted as four hands, each with a rasengan , flew out of his back and connected with one o the four bodies that composed Uzumaki's being.

"GAH!" he screamed in pain as his four bodies were forcefully recombined. "No matter, I'll just kill you with that." He muttered as he flew high into the air and began chanting an arcane language no one around could understand.

Naruto couldn't understand what was being said, but the large gathering of power was something you'd have to be blind, deaf, and dumb not to notice. "I see…you're trying to wipe me out with the rest of the city!" he shouted with a grin. "Right idea, but ultimately futile." Suddenly Naruto began condensing the remainder of his chakra allowing only the bare minimum to retain his current form. "Because, I can do it to!" he roared as a massive ball of energy formed in front of him as the one in front of Uzumaki began solidifying.

"HEAVEN'S WILL/BIJUUDAMA!" both blondes shouted at the same time as they launched their attacks at each other. There was a massive explosion as the two attacks collided blinding everyone who could see it. When the two attacks subsided Naruto was standing all though panting heavily and back in his normal form while Uzumaki was face down on the ground gasping for air.

Naruto sighed and pulled out a sword from one of his storage seals. "You know why I won?" he asked walking forward as Uzumaki tried to get away from him. "Because you are a green behind the ear rookie." He stated coldly easily reaching the downed blonde with his own long strides. Kicking the so called god over he sighed once more. "You weren't even a challenge. I'm disappointed."

"You can't kill me! I'M A GOD!" Uzumaki shouted in defiance. "You shall be judged by the heavens and you shall burn for what you have done!" he shouted spitting in Naruto's face.

Naruto wiped the spit off his face and stared down at Uzumaki in pity. "So at Death's door you show your true colors." He mused staring down at the struggling youth. "I've fought people with less than half your power who put up better fights than you did." He stated raising his sword. "Goodbye, Earthland-Naruto." Swinging the sword down with all his might, Naruto separated the head of the so called god from its body. "BEHOLD!" he shouted lifting the head up for everyone in the area to see. "THIS MAN WAS NO GOD FOR I HAVE KILLED HIM!" he announced as a stunned silence filled the area.

"He…He killed a god…" a soldier muttered in shock as they lost the use of their legs in shock.

"He…beat Uzumaki-sama without trying." Another muttered as they began backing away from Naruto in fear. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" someone shouted as the guards fled the area leaving Naruto alone.

"And again, I've killed someone." He muttered dropping the head next to its body. Quickly using an Earth technique he buried the body and left a simple grave marker over it before walking away. "Sensei's dream is so far away it seems." He muttered looking at his blood stained hands. Looking up he shook his head. "Now's not the time to worry about that, my friends come first." His decision made Naruto made his way to where he last sensed Lilith. "You better be alive Lilith."

End

Alright I know I'm going to get a lot of shit about how weak the evil-Naruto was. Here's how I saw it as I wrote the chapter though. The evil Naruto was actually the Earthland version of Naruto who got teleported via Anima earlier. He grew up with those powers and grew to think he was chosen to be a god or something equally stupid. He never fought against strong opponents and so never improved himself. So by the time he fought Naruto he was just a kid with powers he couldn't properly use.

On another note, he was supposed to be equal to Naruto in pure power. However, Naruto was better trained, and had more experience. The only way I could think to drag it out was having them repeat things already said.

I am not fond of the idea of trying to come up with attack names for a guy who thinks he's god. Nor did I want to try to think of names for Naruto's counters to them since I didn't want to use generic abilities people in the Naruto world actually use.

Also I suck at action scenes I'm quite sure I've said that before somewhere…

Anyways if you have any questions please feel free to ask, and I'll try to answer them to the best of my ability (unless I feel that the answer would spoil the story)

Next chapter we can take a look at what happened with Lilith and then after that we'll progress the story line. Assume that the Erza VS Erza fight went as canon. Next chapter will focus on Lilith so look forward to it.