Me: I finally updated!
Sky: What took you so long?
Me: I've been helping my parents prepare for Christmas and putting up with my little brother and playing Pokemon. Speaking of which *Starts playing Pokemon*
Sky: Not yet!
Me: *Sticks out tongue* Meanie!
Kyo: *Sighs* Vulpix owns nothing, but Myself and Sky
Me: *Walks into the room*
Everyone: *Stares*
Me: What?
Sierra: Who's the little boy behind you?
Me: *Face-palms* You see him, too? I thought I was just having a nightmare. *Sighs* He's my little brother, you can just call him LB for little brat
LB: I'm telling mom
Me: *Crosses arms* At least can read
LB: At least I'm not a fan of stupid anime
Me: *Gasp* I'd kill you if you weren't my brother. *Looks around before glaring at Tsubasa* Tsubasa you're excused from today's dares if you babysit my brother.. Somewhere far, far, FAR away from here
Tsubasa: *Instantly runs out the door with my little brother*
Co-host: *Sweat drop*
Me: Sierra read the first dare
Sierra: Okay.. *Reads card* Ryuga kiss a girl you like
Ryuga: I DON'T ~ *Shock* LOVE ANY~ *Shock* OF THESE~ *Shock*
Me: If you don't stop lying you'll be turned into bacon
Ryuga: FINE! *Kisses Sky on the lips*
Me: *Rolls on the floor laughing*
Ryuga: What's so funny?
Me: The dare didn't say it had to be on the lips
Ryuga: Does it make a difference?
Sky & Rex: *In a demonic tone* YES!
Rex: *Turns into a super Saiyan and DESTROYS Ryuga*
*I interrupt this scene to bring you a break dancing T-rex wearing a Santa hat*
Yu & Tithi: *Poking Ryuga* He's dead
Me: *Face-palm* Someone read the next dare
Mark: *Reads the card* Kyoya, sing the most annoying song you can think of
Kyoya: I have a long list of annoying songs *Pulls out a really long list*
Me: Okay, how about.. *Reading the list* 'What does the fox say?'
Kyoya: *Shrugs then pulls out a guitar and starts singing 'What does the fox say?'*
Me: That was pretty good. *Picks up a song and starts reading it* Kyoya is~
Mark: Wait you're going to read a card?
Me: Yes because there haven't been any truths as of late. Anyways Kyoya is it true that you can play guitar?
Kyoya: *Sweat-drop and him holds up the guitar*Duh *Shock* OWE! Why'd it shocked me?
Me: *Holding a remote* I didn't like your answer *Shocks him again*
Kyoya: *Crying from the pain*
Me: Well that takes care of the next dare *Throws card away*
Mark: Wait you have a remote that can shock them?
Me: What hostess in her right mind wouldn't have one?
Everyone: *Sweat-drop*
Me: Nova read the next card!
Nova: Jack give Benkei a piggy-back ride
Jack: Must I?
Me: Yes or I'll shock you
Jack: Fine
Benkei: *Hop on his back*
Jack: X_X
Me: *Ignores the scene* Mark
Mark: Make someone eat this dish *Plate appears in his hand*
Me: How about~
Benkei: *Already eating the food* This is pretty good what is it?
Me: Chilli Carb
Tetsuya: I shall avenge you my crab brother *Releases an army of crabs*
Me: Go Gallade! *throws pokeball*
Gallade: *Mega evolves and throws the crabs out the window*
Random text box: *Appears and reads 'Tetsuya's crab attack missed' then reads 'Tetsuya has fainted'*
Me: He didn't~ *looks at an unconscious Tetsuya* Never mind
Sierra: What just happened?
Me: I don't know, but can we do it again?
Random text box: *Reads 'No'*
Me: But you just did it again
Random text box: *ERROR, ERROR, Text box used explosion*
Co-host: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Me: No clue but it I want to do it again
Sky & Kyo: NO WAY!
Me: MEANIES!
Mark: Okay.. the next dare is for Ryuga to skydive from a helicopter with a rubber band and a piece of sting attached his ankle and Sky gets to push him.
Sky: Sweet Revenge *Grins*
In the helicopter
Sky: *Pushes Ryuga out of it*
Ryuga: *The rubber band snaps and he falls in a crate of glitter ducks causing a huge glittery explosion*
Inside the building
Me: *Crying* My glitter ducks! They were so young!
Co-host: *Sweat-drops*
Sierra: Moving on.. the last dare is for a co-host to redo Tsubasa's hair
Rex: I though you excused him from the dares today
Me: I did but I was crossing my fingers and I think I chose you to do the dare
Rex: *Shrugs and disappears*
Somewhere far, far, FAR away from the building
Tsubasa: *Running away from LB*
LB: *Holding flamethrower* This what you get for trying to make me read!
Rex: *Teleports Tsubasa back to the building*
At the building
Everyone: *Watching the news*
Me: *Face-plam* He just had mention reading to him
Rex: *Reappears with an unconscious Tsubasa with shorter hair*
Me: Okay now that the dares are done I'm going to read the last truth *Smiles*
Sky: I haven't seen her this happy since she got that Pokemon game and started watch the Librarians
Kyo: *Nods in agreement*
Me: The truth is for Ginga to choose between Madoka and Sierra
Ginga: *Blushes* Sierra *No shock*
Everyone: AWE
Me: *Looks at Madoka* I thought you would mad
Madoka: No. I'm over it now.
Me: *Shrugs* Whatever
Kyo: Who's diary is it going to be today?
Me: *Sweat-drops* No since it's almost Christmas and I've been busy so there is no diary today, but I do have some gifts for the Co-host *Gives Sierra a headband that looks like Ginga's*
Sierra: Awesome!
Me: *Gives Nova a Glitter Duck* Use it wisely
Nova: *Throws it at Sora*
Me: *Gives Mark a new paintball gun then looks at Sora* Wait how'd you get back in here?!
Mark: *Shoots paint at Sora until he leaves*
Me: *Gives Rex mistletoe*
Rex: *Tries to kiss Sky, but accidentally kisses Nami (One Piece)
Me: What are you doing here?
Nami: *Face-palm* Never let Zoro lead the way *Walks out the door*
Me: Well that's all for today
Kyo & Sky: What about us?
Me: *Gives them a hand full of candy* now if you'll excuse I need to stop my rampaging little brother. Bye
Co-host: Merry Christmas
Me: I'm bored so I'm issuing a challenge and the winner will get a chance to summit an oc for this story even if they already have one in it, as well as any future stories that I might do and the winner will get a chance to guest star in this story. The due date is 1/24/2015
The rules: 1. be RANDOM and involve babysitting or pet sitting
2. It must be a one-shot with 400 words or more
3. Mention other animes
4. Have fun
Sky: I think you're forgetting something
Me: What?
Sky: You still need people to PM Truths and Dares for next time
Kyo: As while as a diary.
Me: Yeah, Yeah. Oh if anyone out there is interested just put it in the review. Also if someone wants to use my ocs then PM me. Well that's all for now so Merry Christmas!