Disclaimer::I don't own Resident Evil or any of its characters, other characters and events that AREN'T already in Resident Evil are in my imagination.
(A/N - As I stated several times in Chapter Nine this isn't a chapter to my story it's just a "Comic Relief" Reading this a VERY much so optional and you won't miss anything. All rights for this Idea are Reserved to Dreamz a.k.a DragonflyDreamz ( on anyway) or as I know her best Jill -)
Talking With Dreamz::
(Me) -laughs- Ok, hi Dreamz
(Dreamz) Hiya
(Me) Soooo you wanna explain to all these lovely people -who think I'm crazier then crack- how this little comic came into being?
(Dreamz) Well, as we know, we were talking on the phone and you mentioned the part to me where Chris said "what is it" in your fanfict and it rang a bell back to the time in RE1 where Jill goes "what is it" and Mr. Barry Burton said his famous, "its blood..i hope this isn't Chris's blood" and it just struck me.. As you know, I am a random person, these things just come out of nowhere..-Laughs-
(Me) -laughs- I'll bet everyone's really confused now and they're probably are skimming the text for it. Well you can stop skimming 'cause I took it out when I wrote the final. That's right ladies and gentlemen this is the person who helps me figure out what's messed up with my story before I put it on the internet and make an ass out of myself. Please, everyone give Ms. Dreamz a round of applause -applause button turns on-
(Dreamz) hah...thank you! thank you!
(Audience) -Loud applauding-
(Me) Ok....
(Audience) -still applauding-
(Me) OK!!!!
(Audience) -Still Applauding-
(Me) Ok, the next person that claps their hands is getting pumped with a pound of lead! -pulls out two submachine guns-
(Audience) -cricket cricket-
(Me) YAY -
(Dreamz) hah...I actually don't mind!::laughs::
(Me) I know you don't, I do -laughs- Jealous me
(Dreamz) Yesh, I know that! ::cough:: I meaann..... .
(Me) - -big smile- Isn't she great??
(audience) AWWWWWWWWWWWW
(me) Oh, don't push your luck. . . I mean - -Big smile- I Love you audience!
(Dreamz) ::laughs:: aww, your too sweet..
(Me) Aren't I though?
(Dreamz) and yes, I am great and you all know it ::points to audience::
(Dreamz) annnyywaaayyy..
(Me) XD Ooooohhh she told you! -points and laughs at audience-
(Dreamz) ::looks at oka-chan weird::...okaaay...yeah...hah...your almost as messed up as me, good going... anyway, these peeps ain't here to listen to our stupid convos
(Me) ::sings:: She's right you know, she's right!!
(Dreamz) ::goes uh uh, ohhh!::
(Me) And with that! our musical is over and we must move onto to the fic - Enjoy!
(Dreamz) hah..
-5 minutes pause-
(Dreamz) O right! Anyway, Thanks to all y'all for reading this, and readin' my gurl's fanfict, thanks alot! Byez!
(Dreamz) And thanks for havin me, Oka
(Me) Anytime! It was a blast!! Oh yeah Adding in here, Dreamz is going to be writing a Fanfic later on, it has to do with After Code Veronica and the main Character is Alexia, Be sure to check it out! (when it comes out)
(Dreamz) Thanks, Oka!
(Me) CUT!::sigh:: FINALLY!! Now... WHERE'S MY MOCHA??
NOW FOR THE FUN!!!
-Comic Relief-
Brought to you by:: The Umbrella Corporation-Our business is Life itself!
Chris:-walks over to the Rav 4 after Carlos yelled out- What is it?
Carlos: It's a head. . . . I hope this isn't Chris's head.
Chris: Yeah.....Me too ....WAIT! -runs over to a mirror- Oh God! I think your right! I can't see it!
(Dreamz: Ladies and Gentlemen by this point I think you can tell that Chris's brain went buh-bye! If anyone sees this you can in fact go "I hope this isn't Chris's brain" cause it might be!)
(Me: -claps- Very well said, very well!!! Anyway.... Back to the fic!)
Carlos: Maybe that's because your looking at the wall.....
Chris: Oh God! If I don't have a head then I don't have eyes! I'm not looking at anything!-runs around freaking out-
Jill -Walks up out of nowhere- Who dyed his hair blonde?
Chris: O.O Oh My God! My hair's blonde!?!?!
Jill: I was being sarcas-
Alice: HEY!
Jill: What?
Alice: You just dissed blondes!
Jill: -Thinks- It took her that long to figure that out?
Carlos: Nawh really?
Jill: Point being?
Alice: -points to head- BLONDE!
Carlos: Very good, now count to ten!
Alice and Jill: Excuse me, this is an A and B conversation. If you don't C your way out, D and E will F you up!
Carlos: ?
Chris: -runs up- END! FIN! BURRITO! -tries to turn off camera-
Alice: CHRIS NO! NOT YET! WE STILL HAVE-
Chris: -chucks it at a rock-
Camera: -Smashes into pieces-
(A/N: And this is what I do with my life hope you liked it -)