Hey guys, here's chapter 10. Anthony confuses his musicals, Beggar Elvis is still singing rock, and Sweeney is still homicidal. lol. I got the first part of him writing in his diary from a picture. lol so credit to that. Anyway, I hope you like it!/
(Sweeney is sitting on his bed, writing in his diary.)
Sweeney's Diary:
Dear Diary,
If I cut other people, am I still emo?
(He glances over to the chair and stands up.)
Sweeney: I guess I should fix this chair up with gears and tools that I conveniently happen to have lying around.
(Sweeney has his little chair building montage. The Phineas and Ferb building montage music is playing in the background. When Sweeney is done, he stands over the chair triumphantly with a f**k yeah meme face.)
SCENE CHANGE
(Anthony is prancing around the streets singing Maria from West Side Story.)
Anthony (sings): The most beautiful sound that I've ever heard. Maria, Maria, Maria, Mariaaaaaaaa! (speaking.) Wait, aren't I in love with a girl named Johanna? (shrugs and continues singing) All the beautiful sounds in the world in one word. Johanna, Johanna, Johanna, Johanna, Johannaaaaaaaa!
(In his parlor, about to shave a customer.)
Sweeney: And are you beautiful and pale,
With yellow hair like her,
I'd like you beautiful and pale,
The I've dreamed you were.
Customer: I'm glad you think I'm beautiful and pale, but as you can see, I have black hair, not blo-
Sweeney (slit's the customer's throat): JOHANNA!
Anthony (in the background): I've just met a girl named Johanna! And suddenly that name, will never be the same to meeeeee!
Sweeney: And if you're beautiful what then,
With yellow hair like wheat,
I think we shall not meet again,
My little dove my sweet.
Customer: Okay, number one, I'm not your little dove, I just came here for a shave, not some song balla-
Sweeney (slits his throat): Johanna!
Anthony (in the background): Johanna!
Sweeney: Goodbye Johanna!
You're gone and yet you're mine!
I'm fine Johanna!
Customer: Uh, my name's not Johanna, and I didn't ask you how you fee-
Sweeney (slits customer's throat.): I'm fine!
Beggar Woman (in the streets, still dressed in Elvis apparel):
YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUNDOG!
CRYING ALL THE TIME!
YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUNDOG!
CRYING ALL THE TIME!
WELL YOU AIN'T NEVER CAUGHT A RABBIT
AND YOU AIN'T NO FRIEND OF MINE!
Oh, by the way, the city's on fire and there's mischief in the air.
Sweeney (in his parlor): And if I never hear your voice
My turtledove, my dear.
I still have reason to rejoice,
The way ahead is clear!
Customer (mind you he's bald.): So I'd like a little bit off the top, maybe an inch trim, I'd also like you to shave my beard.
Sweeney (setting him up in his chair.): Johanna! (turns to customer) Oh, don't worry, I'll take off a bit more than just a little on the top.
Customer: That didn't seem creepy at all.
Anthony (in the background): I've just kissed a girl named Johanna!
Sweeney (mixing the lather): And in the darkness when I'm blind,
With what I can't forget,
It's always morning in my mind,
My little lamb, my pet!
Customer: You don't seem like the kind who likes mornings, and do I look like a lamb to you? I'm not your pet.
Sweeney: Johanna!
Anthony (in the background): And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!
Sweeney: You stay, Johanna!
They way I've dreamed you were!
Oh look, Johanna!
A star!
Customer: Oh goodie! Where is i-
Sweeney (slits customer's throat): A shooting star!
Beggar Woman: BABY LET ME BE!
YOUR LOVIN' TEDDY BEAR!
PUT A CHAIN AROUND MY NECK!
AND LEAD ME ANYWERE!
OH LET ME BEEEEEEE!
YOUR TEDDY BEAR!
(weatherman voice) Again, there's an 80% chance of the City being on Fire with just a chance of Mischief.
Sweeney (in his parlor): And though I'll think of you I guess,
Until the day I die,
I think I miss you less and less,
As everyday goes by!
Customer: You've never seen me before in your life. Besides I'm with you right now, and it's kind of weird to think that your barber has been thinking of you before you mee-
Sweeney (slits customer's throat): Johanna!
Anthony (in the background): Johanna!
Sweeney (shaving his customer with trembling hands, using all of his willpower to not stab him.): And you'd be beautiful and pale
And look too much like her,
If only angels could prevail!
We'd be the way we were!
Customer: I'm glad you think I look like an angel, but I'm not so sure who you think I look like. But thanks for the shave man! (hands him the amount in bags of pennies)
Sweeney: Johanna!
(counts the pennies)
You forgot the tip.
Customer: Oh yeah, here (hands him another penny.) Bye!
Sweeney: (evil glare)
Anthony (in the background): Say it loud and there's music playing! Say it soft and it's almost like praying!
Sweeney (circling his customer): Wake up, Johanna!
Another bright red day!
We learn Johanna!
To sayyyy!
Customer: My name's not Johanna. What do we learn to say? I'd like to lear-
Sweeney (slashes customer's throat): GOODBYEEEEE!
Anthony (in the background, prancing up to the asylum): JOHANNA! I'LL NEVER STOP SAYING JOHANNA! THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SOUND I'VE EVER HEARD! JOHANNA!
Johanna (from the above barred windows): SHUT UP YOU BAFOON! I'D WISH YOU'D STOP SINGING MY NAME AROUND TOWN!
Anthony: Sorry :) BUT DON'T WORRY MY LOVE! MY HOMICIDAL BARBER FRIEND WILL HELP ME GET YOU OUT!
Johanna: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!
(Anthony prances down the street towards the barber shop.)
Well, that's chapter 10, haha. Poor Sweeney got a small tip. Hope you guys liked it! R&R please. :3