Yeah. Um. Important, if not awkward author's note... So... I don't have the rest of the next chapter. Legit. Em-chan has it. I don't think we realized she has the next notebook and it has the rest of the chapter... Em-chan can't type it either... She broke her wrist. ... I'll post links to the fanarts we made for this? Bribery? I won't see Em-chan until Monday... Yeah.

Disclaimer: KILL THE ZOMBIE! *wallops disclaimer zombie with a really big hammer*

WARNINGS: Poland, Crack, violence, and the abuse of the German language...

Chapter 10: Für die Katze!

In which: Poland looks for Sprinkles, tulips have alarms, Canada gets into a fight, and Prussia says funny things in German

Poland: *knocks on Lithuania's door*

Lithuania: *opens door* Yes?

Poland: Eeee~! *tackles Lithuania* I like, totally, missed you Toris! Its, like, been awhile!

Lithuania: O-oh! I missed you too...?

Poland: But actually, have you seen Pony? I haven't seen him all day. *pause* Actually, come to think of it, I haven't seen, like, any animals all day. At all.

Lithuania: Yeah, you're right. Weird.

Poland: Like, what if something happened to Sprinkles? WAAH! Not cool! Not cool!

Lithuania: I'm sure you'll find him eventually. He's probably eating the neighbor's flowers or something! Want me to help you look?

Poland: Even worse! If Sprinkles os eating Netherlands' tulips again, he'll kill me!

Lithuania: … You're right. We have to hurry!

SCENE CHANGE TIME~~~~~

FMB: You know, I don't think anyone realizes this girl is gone.

Captain: Of course they do, arrrgh! They're probably freaking out right now!

Kuma: I don't think me and Gilbird stole the right nation...

Siren: RED ALERT! RED ALERT! BLOND NATION BOY HAS FOUND THE ENTERANCE TO OUR HIDE OUT!

Poland: Did you hear that Lithuania?

Lithuania: Something about red alert?

Poland: OMYGAW! Did like, Netherlands get an alarm system for his tulips! Dutch people are sooo weird!

Tony: Get in positions! *hits button that hides everyone. Don't question the button.* Silence!

Poland: It stopped. *pause* Do you think he's coming to kill us?

SADISTIC SCENE CHANGE~!

Prussia: Vhat the hell is going on?

Canada: Cmon! I've told you the rules like twenty times!

Prussia: But... All I see is guys beating each other up vith schticks! Shi- Did that guy just loose a tooth?

Canada: Yeah? *shrugs* So?

Prussia: Vhat the hell! There's blood all over the rink!

Canada: YEAH! *jumping up and down violently* GO MAPLE LEAVES!

Prussia: *pale* The-they're going to bleed out!

Canada: Don't worry 'bout it Gil! This happens all the time! *stands on seat* *violent thumbs down motion* BOO! ICE BEARS STINK!

Prussia: *paler still (I mean, come on, he's albino)* C-can I sit out? *muttering* So much blood... So much blood?

Canada: COME ON GIL! It's a Canadian experience! *yelling at rink* TASTE THE MAPLE! TASTE THE MAAAAPLEEEEEE!

Prussia: *weak air-fist* Go team...

Random Person Beside Them: Psh- MAPLE LEAVES STINK! GO ICE BEARS! ICE BEARS RULE!

Canada: WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN?

Prussia: Mein Gott...

RPBT: YEAH. MAPLE. LEAVES. STINK.

Canada: YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA GO?

RPBT: COME AT ME BRO!

Canada: YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS!

Prussia: This is so un-awesome...

Canada: RAAAAAAAAAWR! *tackles RPBT*

Prussia: Hey! Stop! *tries to separate them*

RPBT: *punches Prussia in the face* STAY OUT OF IT!

Prussia: *goes silent* *ominous music plays*

Canada: *stops fighting* P-prussia...? Oh maple...

Prussia: *wipes blood off lip* *glares*

RPBT: What? You wanna fight too? YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS!

Prussia: *cracks knuckles* Ich habe die Nase voll. *hand gesture* Du bist ein ARSLOCH! *punches RPBT*

(Abi-chan: :D There's something on your face... IT WAS PAIN!)

Canada: *eyes widen* H-he's gonna kill him!

RPBT: *winces in pain* Holy- *panics when he sees Prussia get closer*

Prussia: DAS IS NICHT DEIN BIER, MAPLE LEAVES UND ICE BEARS! DAS IST ALLES FÜR DIE KATZE! *starts strangling RPBT*

Canada: No! Don't kill him! He's just stupid! Let's go okay? Okay? *starts to cry*

Prussia: *stops* *hugs Canada* Hush. Ja, ja. I'll stop. Nicht tötet ich er. I won't kill him. Los geht's mein liebling.

Canada: *looks up* Liebling...?

Prussia: Ja. *blushes* Liebling.

RPBT: * as they leave* Geez, remind me not to pick a fight with a German again...

Prussia: I'M PRUSSIAN~! VAY MORE AWESOME~!

Scene. It is time for a change. Yes.

Aight. So Imma give you the literal (which is hilarious) translation and then the idiomatic meaning. So for a few of them... My German grammar is probably waaaay off. I think. I dunno. Correct me if you know!

"DAS IS NICHT DEIN BIER, MAPLE LEAVES UND ICE BEARS!"- "That is not your beer, Maple leaves and Ice Bears." Basically, he's saying "It's none of your business, Maple leaves versus Ice Bears."

"DAS IST ALLES FÜR DIE KATZE!"- "THAT IS ALL FOR THE CATS!" :D IT'S CRAZY~!

"Nicht tötet ich er."- "No kill I he." Heh. Legit. Word for word. I won't kill him.

"Los geht's mein liebling." -Guess. Go ahead. Guesssssss. 3

Anyway. If there's any German I haven't translated and you're curious enough to leave a review, I'll translate it. You have to tell me first~!

ICH BIN SPITZE~! Auf weidersehen~!