I was going to do my version of 1×15 but then decided on something else. Enjoy! XD
Monica sighed as she read out of a magazine; it was her day off and dear god they were going to let a nine month pregnant woman back in. Everybody was doing their own things and the baby was playing kicky bag inside of her so she picked up the phone and called Central Perk. Sure enough Rachel answered "Hello this is Rachel Greene. How may I help you?", "Rach can you and Phoebe go out with me? Chandler called saying he won't be back for another hour and Ross is at the museum" Monica asks. "Sure just you and Baby Girl Bing stay there and we'll meet you at the apartment" Rachel hangs up.
[A few minutes later. Rachel and Phoebe arrive at the apartment]
"Girls...um can you two help me get off the couch? I'm stuck" Monica asks wincing in pain. Phoebe turns to Rachel saying "Which one of us is gonna help lift the nine month pregnant woman off the couch", "I don't know. Both of us" Rachel does air quotes. Then they lift Mon off the couch.
[The Girls are in Times square trying to decide what to eat]
"I want kung pao chicken dipped in whipped cream with a cherry on top" Monica whines rubbing her large belly, Rachel crinks her nose in disgust but then laughs saying "You know Chandler will kill you when he hears your weird craving choices". "No now me and Baby Girl Bing want Applebees" Monica cries like a little girl, "Ugh Mon you know I can't eat meat" Phoebe states. "Oh please. The baby needs it" Monica whines some more, "I'll just have a salad or fries then" Pheebs gave in.
[After the restaurant. The girls are roaming around some more in Times square]
"Here's a cute little Baby store called 'Peekaboo'" Phoebe says and they walk into there - the store is mostly girly but some boyish in the back. While they are looking for baby clothes Rachel holds up a fuscia colored baby dinosaur that rattles. "Oh Mon look at this" she exclaims, Monica is just about to say it's cute but then screams "Oww! Damn". Rachel says "You just had to say you didn't like it", "Noo not that I'm experiencing braxton hicks" Monica explains.
[At the hosptial where the girls just left the examining room where Chandler rushes in]
"Mon Mon! Are you and Baby Girl Bing okay? " Chandler runs over to his fiancee and puts his hand on her bump, "Yes honey we are just fine" Monica smiles. The doctor comes out and says "Yes Ms. Geller you were infact experiencing braxton hicks. I want you to take it easy and go on maternity leave next week". The doctor then walks away and Chandler bends down asking "So Baby Girl you think Uncle Ross is a big idiot right? That's my girl for doing that to your mommy when your Aunt Rachel was presenting a baby dino to her" he asks talking to her bump getting rewared with a kick. Rachel told him that dinosaurs make Monica crazy causing her to have braxton hicks. "That's sure my baby girl" Chandler grins, Ross runs in too asking "Are you okay Mon?". "Hey Ross wanna know why Monica got braxton hicks" Chandler questions him, Ross nods. "So it all started when Rachel(whispers to him "Secret crush") held up a stuffed baby dinosaur and see now me and Mon's baby girl Bing thinks dinosaurs suck and you are a big dummy" Chandler smirks, Ross' eyes practically come right out of his head and asks "How can the Baby think I'm a dummy? She's not even here yet". "That's easy because the baby kicked' Chandler replied. "Oh my god" Ross cries, then they all leave.
TBC...
It's early morning and I have school soon. foxstarkiller is writing 'TOW the two parts' me which means that I will publish completed part one(part one is completely finished) after school this afternoon. 'Kay kay?. Xoxoxo, XD :^)