Disclaimer: I don't own Back to the Future, The Matrix, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Star Wars, Star Trek or Lord of the Rings. And more to come... MUAHAHAHAHA!
Before I start, here's just some rules to follow when sending in
stuff...
1) Keep it PG, nothing above unless there's good reason
to do so. I'm currently censoring all the swear words there are and
so far it's okay but just try to keep it down, Faolcrop especially.
^_^
2) Maximum number of e-mails per person per chapter is 3.
Actually it was going to be 2 but that would probably be hard to keep
to, so I'm being kind. Anyway, the reason for this is because the
whole thing can get REALLY messy with too many reviewer
contributions, and the replies get confused very often like in the
last chapter (though it wasn't very noticeable; basically replies to
Flaming Trails' entries had to be pushed to this chapter because of
some mix-up). Also, the more there are, the longer each chapter gets
and the longer it takes for the next update. And I also want to
continue on with my storyline, and too many contributions make this
kind of like a question and answer thing. So... yeah. Sorry for any
inconvenience caused. ^_^
3) If you get sent a virus, you have to
change your address.
The kind of things you can send in will be classified into these
categories and treated as such:
1) From you or a created character
to a BTTF character - Will be added in almost certainly, and you are
expected to reply yourself... I won't do it for you. That's the fun
in it, anyway. ^_^
2) From you or a created character to a
non-BTTF character in a universe already established in this fic,
i.e. The Matrix - Same as above.
3) From you or a created
character to a non-BTTF character in a universe not yet established
in this fic - This will be on a case-by-case basis, such as whether
I've watched/read the thing in the first place. If I have, I'll
probably add it in, same rules apply as the above two.
4) From a
BTTF character - Sorry, those aren't allowed, but I might take the
main idea from there.
5) From a character of a universe already
established in this fic - will be considered on a case-by-case
basis.
6)From a character of a universe not yet established in
this fic - If I've watched/read the thing, I will probably add it in,
but in this case I too will have control over what that character
sends in future, and rule 5 would then come into play.
All this is in effect from this chapter onwards.
This chapter was freakin' long so I'm splitting it into two. The other half would be with the next chapter. If that isn't too long too.
By the way, with regards to my storyline for this fic, yes, I have one. I'm thinking the whole thing will probably come to about 20 chapters, give or take a few; and from this fic I'm going to try build up the rest of my BTTF universe. I was totally inspired after reading this whole lot of Kristen Sheley and Mary Jean Holmes fics.
Oh, and thanks to back2thechaos for Gollum's e-mail address!
THEY'VE GOT MAIL: Chapter 10
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From - stoko981(at)hotmail(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Re: I'm back
Hahaha, never mind Marty, oh and by the way, those Matrix people? And Luke Skywalker? And bttf(.)com? They're as confused as you are.
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From - i_have_the_coolestest_sunglasses(at)theagents(.)com
To - cool_sunglasses(at)theagents(.)com
Subject: Re: Own up.
Don't believe what anyone says! I didn't do it! I swear!
- Agent Edud
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From - founderofclaytonravine(at)hotmail(.)com
To - fangflux(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Re: nil
Ha ha, too late, I've got virus protection so there.
- Clara
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From - InLoveWithDoc(at)aol(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: nil
Marty,
This is Gina... I want you to know that Doc marrying Clara is all your fault! You could never listen to Doc's advice! You weren't supposed to look at anything or touch anything in the future! You had to go and buy that stupid almanac! Eastwood Ravine should still be called Clayton Ravine Martin Seamus McFly... but... you are going to make it up to me you know why? 'Cause you are going to help me get your friend and I won't take no for an answer.
- Gina
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From - smeagol_eat_fish(at)precious(.)net
To - i_want_sunglasses(at)rivendell(.)com
Subject: Preciousssss
Elrond, has you taken our preciousss? We can't finds it!
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From - stoko981(at)hotmail(.)com
To - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com, vamps4real(at)hotmail(.)com, deathtobiff(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Praise
You guys rock ^_^ You know what'd be funny? You three in a poker game, hehehehehe.
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From - neo_anderson(at)thematrix(.)com
To - fangflux(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Re: nil
Huh?
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From - jacen_solo(at)
To - jaina_solo(at)
Subject: nil
Hi Jaina!
I know it's really stupid for me to be e-mailing you this when we can just talk, but I'm bored and I was on the Holonet anyway.
This weird thing happened to me in the jungle. I was just walking around when this huge rancor appeared. I tried using the Jedi calming technique thing that Uncle Luke taught us on it, when suddenly it just vanished. Dunno where it went to, but if you see a rancor appear out of nowhere, you'll know where it came from. Just thought I'd let you know.
See you later!
- Jacen
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From - i_want_sunglasses(at)rivendell(.)com
To - smeagol_eat_fish(at)precious(.)net
Subject: Re: Preciousssss
Precious? What precious?
- Elrond
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From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - inlovewithdoc(at)aol(.)com
Subject: Re: nil
Fine, so it was all my fault. Big deal. And I kinda like having a ravine named after me. And as for helping you get Doc... one word. No.
- Marty
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From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - stoko981(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: I'm back
How'd you know about bttf(.)com and all that?
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From - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
To - stoko981(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: Re: Praise
And what would be so funny about that?
- Doc
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From - inlovewithdoc(at)aol(.)com
To - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: nil
So, Emmett my love... did you leave her yet? She doesn't deserve you... come on she didn't even believe you about the time machine! I believe you 100%! She prevented you from going back to the future with Marty... we belong together Emmett. Nobody knows you like I do... think about it... I support you... Clara didnt even support you from the beginning. I love you Emmett.
- Gina
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From - supergreatarcher(at)rivendell(.)com
To - aragorn_the_king(at)boredroyaldudes(.)com
Subject: nil
Aragorn, have you seen my shampoo around by any chance? I think someone may have taken it, because I can't seem to find it anywhere.
- Legolas
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To - jen_parker241(at)yahoo(.)com
From - Fuzzy_J_Pip_Fox_McFly(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: Want a piece of me, huh? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?
Yes, you fell down the ugly tree. It's a very tall tree, might I add. And I was only standing under it because I was showing the tractor the right tree to cut down so we could plant a new tree! The short, beautiful, and Marty is mine tree! Which you can't stand under, because the ugly tree killed you. And you're too tall. And, the armadillo? Well... I can't find one! But I would gag myself with it if I could! Subnarconian Nitrate is a... chemical! Yeah! You know, you have some real issues! Why, you can't even capitalize your name in your Email! HA! Oh, I'll get my Marty, you'll see... he'll be mine...
~ Piper *I hope you die*
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From - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
To - inlovewithdoc(at)aol(.)com
Subject: Re: nil
No, I haven't left Clara yet and I'm never going too. Even if she didn't believe me in the beginning, she does now and that's all that matters. I'm not leaving her for some girl from the future whom I don't even know. Futhermore, from what I know you come from a different dimension and there is therefore no way for us to ever get together. Don't even think of it.
- Doc
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To - buttercups_hunk(at)aol(.)com
From - leader_girl(at)ppg(.)com
Subject: nil
YOU SON OF A B****! I saw that e-mail! SNITCH! SNITCH! I want you to go to h*ll! GO TO H*LL AND DIE!
Attachment:
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From - smeagol_eat_fish(at)precious(.)net
To - sexy_in_a_loincloth(at)precious(.)net
Subject: The Precious
Elrond doesn't knows about the Precious. Elrond is our friend! He will not takes the Precious, no! No!
- Smeagol
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To - FutureBoy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
From - Fuzzy_J_Pip_Fox_McFly(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: Jennifer... *gags*
Marty, I really think you should listen to my opinion on this Jennifer girl you're seeing. You think she's all nice and pretty, well... she's not! She can't even capitalize her name in her Email address! Look at mine... perfectly capitalized. ^^ Well, Marty, my honest to god opinion is that you are just much too good for her. I mean, a sexy guy like you with an ugly thing like that! THAT TOAD! Just hit her over the head with your guitar... I'll help you dispose of the body. Come to me, Marty, My Precious. I'LL show you nice and pretty...
~ Piper *KISSES*
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From - aragorn_the_king(at)boredroyaldudes(.)com
To - supergreatarcher(at)rivendell(.)com
Subject: Re: nil
Shampoo? What's shampoo? The poo of a sham? What's a sham?
- Aragorn
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From - the_coolest_sunglasses_ever_so_there(at)theagents(.)com
To - cool_sunglasses(at)theagents(.)com
Subject: nil
Hey, I didn't take them! I bet it was that Neo guy or something. Yeah! I bet it was HIM! Why don't you ask?
- Agent Sunshine
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From - sexy_in_a_loincloth(at)precious(.)net
To - smeagol_eat_fish(at)precious(.)net
Subject: Re: The Precious
Then someone else must have taken the Precious from us!
- Gollum
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To - founder_of_clayton ravine(at)hotmail(.)com
From - buttercup_sucks(at)aol(.)com
Subject: Good job
Mrs. Brown-
This is that Buttercup's Hunk person who promised to pay you a thousand dollars if you sent my cheating girlfriend a virus. Well, congratulations. Here is the payment, as I promised.
Attachment:
- Faolcrop, Marty's second cousin and the black sheep of his family
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From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - Fuzzy_J_Pip_Fox_McFly(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: Re: Jennifer... *gags*
Um... is there something going on here that I don't know about? There's nothing wrong with Jennifer. What's this capitalization thing got to do with her anyway? And there is NO WAY that I'm going to hit her over the head with my guitar. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? An innocent guitar like that... sheesh. What did it ever do to you to deserve something like that? Some people...
- Marty
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From - what_do_you_mean_my_sunglasses_arent_cool(at)theagents(.)com
To - cool_sunglasses(at)theagents(.)com
Subject: Re: Own up
No, I didn't do it. Really! Believe me, please!
- Agent Diputs
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From - leonard_mccoy(at)ussenterprise(.)com
To - montgomery_scott(at)ussenterprise(.)com
Subject: nil
Uh, Scotty, can you beam us up now? The coordinates are I12PO-Yes. Sorry for using the e-mail system, but our communicators appear to have vanished into thin air and all I had was this computer...
Anyway, our exploration of the planet Modnar had been going fine, when this huge creature with large teeth appeared and bit off the tips of Spock's ears. This had the effect of making him look vaguely human, but for some reason Kirk seems to think that we should get medical help as soon as possible. And I thought I was the doctor... We had been going to shoot the thing when this bottle of shampoo fell on its head and knocked it out. I don't know where it came from, and I don't think I intend to find out. Just get us out of here.
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To - leader_girl(at)ppg(.)com
From - buttercup_sucks(at)aol(.)com
Subject: WHAT THE?
Blossom-
It's Faolcrop. I got an e-mail from your address. WHAT THE H*LL WAS THAT, SENDING ME MY OWN CREATION! There'd better be a d*mn good explanation, miss!
- Faolcrop
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From - supergreatarcher(at)rivendell(.)com
To - aragorn_the_king(at)boredroyaldudes(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: nil
Never mind. I guess that means you haven't seen my soap either.
- Legolas
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From - Jen_Parker241(at)yahoo(.)com
To - fuzzy_j_pip_fox_mcfly(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: Re: Want a piece of me, huh? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?
LOOK! I CAPITALISED MY ADDRESS TOO! HA! And yours ISN'T! So there. And I'm still alive too, see? I'm invincible! That's why Marty will be MINE! MUAHAHAHAHA!
- Jennifer. *Pbbtttth!*
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To - bifftannenrules(at)ihatemanure(.)com
From - MrsscapSmith/halfelf(at)naturalhazared(.)com
Subject: For sale
You wanna piss off that Calvin Klein guy? I have something you might like.
- Scap
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From - founderofclaytonravine(at)hotmail(.)com
To - buttercup_sucks(at)aol(.)com
Subject: Re: Good job
Thanks. Anything else I can do for you?
- Clara
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To - buttercup_sucks(at)aol(.)com
From - leader_girl(at)ppg(.)com
Subject: nil
Hey! Sorry about your account. It's Buttercup. She's gone out of her mind after joining some club. I think it's the "I LOVE DOC BROWN CLUB". Well, got to go. Mojo's running rampant, again.
- Blossom
(P.S. Do you know who the heck Cathy Cavadini is?)
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From - aragorn_the_king(at)boredroyaldudes(.)com
To - supergreatarcher(at)rivendell(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: nil
Soap? What's soap?
- Aragorn
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To - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
From - leader_girl(at)ppg(.)com
Subject: Autograph please
Dr. Brown,
I'm Blossom, the leader of the Powerpuff Girls. I just have to say, you are one of my heroes. Believe me, no matter what anyone says, time travel is possible. May I please have an autograph?
Thanks!
- Blossom
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From - bifftannenrules(at)wehatemanure(.)com
To - MrsscapSmith/halfelf(at)naturalhazared(.)com
Subject: Re: For sale
Yeah? Like what?
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From - vamps4real(at)hotmail(.)com
To - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: Flaming Trails
There's another girl, huh? I'll look into it as soon as I can. We've tried to sabatoge FT's e-mail account, but had no luck. I'd like your help in trying to write a new virus for use against her. Oh, and deathtobiff and I have a wager -- what's your wife's name? He says it's going to be different from one of ours, I say we can't marry 3 different women.
- Dr. Emmett L. Brown (The Second)
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From - MrsscapSmith/halfelf(at)naturalhazared(.)com
To - neo_anderson(at)thematrix(.)com
Subject: Re: I am what I am
Coolies, sorry for the bad start. I like ya really ^_^ (and Trinity, maybe, kinda, whatever)
Thanks for Agent Smith's addy, but I don't think I am gonna get anything back from him (I think I heard he throught it was a prank or something, I am v. sad :( but thanks anyways.) Neways, give my love to all your peeps#
Laters!
- Scap
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From - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
To - leader_girl(at)ppg(.)com
Subject: Re: Autograph please
Attachment:
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From - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
To - vamps4real(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Flaming Trails
Yes, there's another girl... well, actually, there's more than that. My wife's name is Clara.
P.S.: Do you know about the Coconut Virus? You can use that if you want.
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From - back2thechaos(at)hotmail(.)com
To - wildeyedscientist(at)bttf(.)com
Subject: Cool site
Doc, ya I've been to that site and read the message board. It's really interesting. And how did I know about you saying this? I know all about you. I broke into your email acount and destroyed your files. I even changed your email adress, bwahahahhahahaha! Run, Doc.
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From - neo_anderson(at)thematrix(.)com
To - MrsscapSmith/halfelf(at)naturalhazared(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: I am what I am
All my peeps? Okay... Yeah, I think Agent Smith thought it was a prank. So that explains all the weird stuff circulating around the agents these days...
- Neo
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From - montgomery_scott(at)ussenterprise(.)com
To - leonard_mccoy(at)ussenterprise(.)com
Subject: Re: nil
Are you sure those were the right coordinates? Because there's this huge animal with large teeth lying smack in the middle of the transporter room now.
- Scotty
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From - Ilikepeanutbutter(at)penguins(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Hi.
Marty, you must remember me, I was your friend before Clarence came to you. Clarence is a phony!!
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To - wildeyedscientist(at)bttf(.)com
From - sexy_in_a_loincloth(at)precious(.)net
Subject: nil
You has taken it, you has... We has seen you, hasn't we, Precious? You has taken it along with the plutonium? We wants it back, we does.
We give you fish?
-Gollum
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From - wildeyedscientist(at)bttf(.)com
To - back2thechaos(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Re: Cool site
You're lucky I'm not in the mood to now, or you'll be dead. Just tell me one thing... how did you manage to get past my e-mail security systems?
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To - bifftannenrules(at)wehatemanure(.)com
From - MrsscapSmith/halfelf(at)naturalhazared(.)com
Subject: For sale.
I heard you were into bikinis, I have several that I am getting rid off soon and, seeing as I need the dosh to run my high tech evil, um, thingys I will sell them to you! Aren't I nice?
They are all very nice and of different types and colours.
I am not suprised that you like womens' clothes, I always kinda knew you would be into soemthing like that.
Laters,
Scap, the most evilest nice person in the world (all of them)!
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From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - Ilikepeanutbutter(at)penguins(.)com
Subject: Re: Hi
Um... no, I don't remember you. Who are you? Clarence isn't a phony. Clarence is invisible.
- Marty
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From - outatime_elb(at)yahoo(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com, jules_shall_prevail(at)hotmail(.)com, jules_is_a_stupid_idiot(at)hotmail(.)com, founderofclaytonravine(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Change of address
Just to let you all know that I've changed my address.
- Doc
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From - leonard_mccoy(at)ussenterprise(.)com
To - montgomery_scott(at)ussenterprise(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: nil
Hi Scotty. Kirk here; Bones just got knocked out by this huge bar of soap that fell on his head and I can't remember the password for my own e-mail account. Anyway, here are the REAL coordinates... the previous got a little mixed up: IMNS-RU. Get us out now.
Thanks.
- Kirk
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From - bifftannenrules(at)wehatemanure(.)com
To - MrsscapSmith/halfelf(at)naturalhazared(.)com
Subject: Re: For sale
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT BIKINIS???? I was NEVER into womens' clothes and I never will be, b*tthead.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your groin.
- Biff
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From - outatime_elb(at)yahoo(.)com
To - sexy_in_a_loincloth(at)precious(.)net
Subject: nil
What's this all about? What's the 'it' and when did I ever become your 'Precious'? If you're another one of those crazy girls from the future, sorry but I'm not going to leave Clara. No, and I don't want any fish.
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From - cool_sunglasses(at)theagents(.)com
To - everybody(at)theagents(.)com
Subject: nil
FORGET IT!
- Smith
P.S.: And my sunglasses are still the coolestestest of all. So there.
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From - deathtobiff(at)hotmail(.)com
To - bifftannenrules(at)wehatemanure(.)com
Subject: Your blood is mine
Read the subject line, you b*stard. If I ever find you, I will drain you dry. And your stupid buddies.
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From - outatime_elb(at)yahoo(.)com
To - DShannon(at)Paratech(.)com
Subject: Dimensional Crisis
Mr. Shannon,
The dimensional rip seems to be getting worse from what I can tell. Things are being sent from one dimension to the other with no reason. I would appreciate any help you can offer. Thanks.
- Dr. Emmett L. Brown
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TO BE CONTINUED...
COMING UP SOON: Enter The Frighteners... (MJF movie) Be afraid, Marty. Be VERY afraid. MUAHAHAHAHA! *is feeling evil*
Stoko: Thanks for reviewing! ^_^
Nixiy: Yup, and catfight over Doc too. And Agent Smith. This is crazy...
docnov121955: He said no. *evil grin*
d_silberman(at)crimipshychology(.)net: What Sleepy Hollow reference? I haven't even watched/read the thing, so how could I reference it... hmm... Um, and what liquidmetal(at)skynet(.)com address? There wasn't one, are you sure you reviewed the right story?
Faolcrop: That... was... a LOT of mails. 0.0 And this fic has suddenly become a PPG crossover too even though I don't watch the thing... (my brother does, but that's another story) Oh, and try to cut down on the swearing, thanks. ^_^
B2tC and Co.: HOW COULD YOU CHANGE DOC'S E-MAIL ADDRESS? *strangles* Now I have to change it... Thanks for Gollum's address though! It was really funny... =D
Scap: Glad to know that I'm not the only one who plays on the school computers... Yup, Agent Smith isn't going to reply to you. You could try Elrond though. So where're the Bill and Ted clones you mentioned?
BTTFdude: Yup, I think you're missing a LOT of things.
Spaci Ireth: You thought that was confusing? How about now? =D
Irish Bug: Actually I have seen Grease, just a long time ago... in a galaxy far, far... never mind. ^_^ Hyper is good. But what's the drum major got to do with it?
Flaming Trails: Your review came in just before I was going to post this chap... so I had to fit it in as a last minute thing. Sorry if they weren't replied to properly, I'll try to do so in the next chap. Thanks for reviewing!