Chapter 9- Issues
Kris- Yes! Tonight is the night I will succeed!
Sanjaya- You sure about that?
Kris- Yes! For a lot of people will be coming tonight, and we can hypnotize them all!
Sanjaya- I thought we let go of Plan A a LONG time ago…
Kris- Yes! This is Plan D!
Sanjaya- Wait…what happened to Plan C…
Kris- Silly Sanjaya! Plan's C's going to the concert! Plan D is our plan for the concert!
Matt- I think I get it…(whispered to Sanjaya, Renaldo Lapuz, and Adam) No, I don't…
Kris- Okay! So Plan D…
Sanjaya- Is the same of Plan A?
Kris- Uh, sure…You really didn't read my book…How to Control the Music Industry in 3 Steps, did you?
Sanjaya- Um, no…I didn't know you wrote a book…I didn't even know you could read one…And I thought you had Plans from A to ZZ…
Kris- Yes, but I ran out of ideas after C…
Sanjaya- Which was a random event…
Kris- Yes! Wait...no…you'll have to wait to find out what the original Plan C was until Plan…(singing) A B C D E F! Plan F!
Sanjaya- Great…
Adam- I'm ready!
Jason- Me too!
Michael- If it shuts you morons up…
Sanjaya- I'm with you on that one…
Renaldo Lapuz- Do you think they'll have souvenir hats there? One's that say "Simon"?
Matt- Oh, I hope so! Well, maybe not the Simon part…I'm not gay so…
Adam- (says nothing)
Matt- Hm…Normally Adam would say something…I have a feeling something's not right…
Kris- Oh! Everything's…fine!
Allison- Everything's fine, right?
Kris- Well…