Halloween

The next morning,Miffy wasn't very happy to see that Hippy and Don were still at school.Hippy and Don were thrilled that the three headed ostrich had come after therm.

"Perhaps it couldn't fit through the door with a big arse like that" suggested Don covering his sausages in brown sauce. Hippy nodded in agreemnet just as the annoying irsih kid,Shaggy came and sat next to him.

"Beat it loser" Hippy said causing shaggy to stick his tongue out at him.

"What do you hate about Shaggy anyway?" Hermoninny asked.

"None of your buisness snobby cow" Retaillated Hippy,Don snickered that he accidently spilled brown sauce all down his jumper.

"Eugh,i am not sitting next to a bunch of messy boys" she scoffed getting up from her seat and stalking off.

"Oh don't listen to the bitch anyway. She only thinks she's better than everyone else but she isn't. It's Halloween tonight anyway and theres going to be a huge party in here" reassured Don.

"Cool,shall we bring beer?" asked Hippy taking his mind of Hermoninny.

"I don't think we'll be allowed.Were only eleven, it wouldn't be apropriate" Explained Don picking his nose.

"Bet the older studnets will though. It's not fair" sobbed Hippy sinking to his knees and falling under the table. Shaggy tried to comfort him but Hippy shrugged him off.

"Get lost you irish Arsehole. I hate you" he wailed.

"Fine. I'm only trying to be friendly,no need to bite me chuffing head off" and he stormed off. It took about thirty minutes until Hippy was calm again and they were now heading for charms. On the way they passed Queerall who was happily sniffing a rather revolting green substance.

"Oh fruity" he said before passing out on the ground.

"What an idiot" muttered Don as they continued on their way.

"He can't help it,He has W.D" Explained Hippy.

"What's W.D?" Asked Don sniffing a mint wipe.

"It's weirdness Disease,he was born with it". Don nodded as he stuffed the mint wipe in his pocket.

The charms teacher,Proffesor Gooberington was only two feet tall that he had to stand on a pile of boxes to see his class.

"Today,we will be levitating ketchup bottles" he explained. His voice sounded like a chipmunk and was really annoying.

"Now i am going to pair you up myself because i don't trust you to do it yourselfs" he demanded.Hippy was put with Shaggy and he wasn't very happy about it.

"Don't talk to me" he hissed. Don was put with Hermoninny and she was bossing him around.

"Will you get your finger out of you nose,you dirty boy" she scoffed when Don was attempting to pick a winner.

"Oh shut up you snobby little bitch" he snarled.

"Right,pick up your wands and say the words WIZZ WIZZ BANG BANG BOOM and the ketchup bottles i have put on your desks will fly up into the air" explained Gooberington.

Don was having trouble getting his ketchup bottle to lift from the table so Hermoninny decided to step in.

"You're saying your words wrong you nitwit. It's WIZZ WIZZ BAN BANG BOOM not BANG BANG WIZZ WIZZ BOOM".

"Well why don't you do it then you clever clogs,go on. Show the entire class what a boffin Bitch you are" snarled Don in his annoyed tone. Hermoninny ignored him and picked up her wand.

"Wizz wizz bang bang boom" and the ketchup bottle slowly floated from the table. Gooberington clapped and did a girlish giggle.

"Well done Miss Greengarage" he praised. Shaggy decided to have a go but he whacked the ketchup bottle so hard that it exsploded and ketchup when flying everywhere.

"You idiot" hissed Hippy who was covered from head to toe in ketchup.

That evening the whole school all made their way to the great hall for the halloween party. Don was talking about Hermoninny to Hippy.

"I can't stand that cow,she so thinks she's better than every one else. Well if she thinks she's gonna have loads of friends then she can bloody think again because that is never going to happen" he suggested. At that point,Hermoninny barged past him with her eyes filled with tears. She stuck her middle finger up in the air at Don whilst still walking ahead.

"I think she heard you" said Hippy with a worried look on his face.

"So what,it serves her right for being such a bossy,snobby know it all".

The halloween party was in full swing. There was spooky based food being served and the Teachers were all in fancy dress.

"Hey how come Hermoninny isn't here?" Hippy asked noticing that Hermoninny was no where to be seen.

"She's locked herself in the toilet. Crying she was" Shaggy explained.

"Oh piss off,who asked you" Hippy said pushing Shaggy into a giant bowl of punch. All of a sudden Queerall came bursting in and he looked very scared.

"GIANT PUMKIN IN THE DUNGEON,GIANT PUMKIN IN THE DUNGEON just thought i'd let you know" and he fainted.

"Bloody creep,bet he's drunk" retorted Don. Just then red lights fell down from the ceiling and began to flash.

"Giant pumkin in the school,run for your lifes. Woman and children first" cried a robotic voice as the red lights flashed.

"Right everybody get out here. There is a giant pumkin on the rampage. Get back to your common rooms NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW" Bellowed Bumblebore. Scared,the students all ran out of the great hall screaming.

"How can a giant Pumkin get in,they can't even walk" wondered Don.

"How am i supposed to know. Oh shit Hermoninny doesn't know. Come on to the girls toilets" called Hippy.

"Hippy i hate to ruin you heroic moment but i reckon we should leave the Pumkin to deal with Hermoninny" Don suggested.

"Shhhhhhhhhh behind here" Hippy hissed pulling Don behind a door. They watched in horro as a Giant pumkin with amrs and legs walked into the girls toilets.

"Come on" Said Hippy dragging Don after him.When they reached the toilets,Hermoninny was stood frozen on the spot and the Pumkin was trying to kiss her.

"HELP ME,IT WANTS TO RAPE ME" she squealed.

"Oi shitface" Don called throwing a rock at the Pumkin.The Pumkin turned round and saw it's new Rape target.

"Wanna have a little fun" it said reaching out to Don. Don yelped and Jumped out of the way revealing Hippy with the wand at the ready.

"Woah,three people for me to Rape in one night. I am one lucky Pumkin" the pumkin sad gleefully.

"Don't count on it mate i have a wand and i am not afraid to use it. WIZZ WIZZ BANG BANG BOOM" and the pumkin flew up into the air,banged it's head onto the ceiling and then blew up.Hermoninny finaly moved and surprisingly gave both Hippy and Don a kiss on the cheek.

"You saved me. Wanna be Friends?" she asked giving them a smile.

"Sure why not. You might not be too bad for a snobby cow" joked Don. From that moment all three of thme were friends.