TENTH DAY
Dear Jia Xu,
Stop calling me a prophet, it was merely simple deduction.
I mean, Guo Jia IS a womanizer. He would have tried to lay his hands on lady Wang Yi sooner or later.
Dear Guan Ping,
I have to say, that was the most... descriptive letter you've sent me so far.
Drunkenness can do bad things for your train of thought; and I suggest you keep this piece of information to yourself.
Even though it may be true, lord Liu Bei may be angered.
And he may castrate you and turn you into a eunuch.
Which will more or less lead to lord Liu Bei making you unable to spend quality time with Xingcai; not to mention leaving you with no means of making love to her in the most intimate way possible.
Though I have to say, I applaud you that she hadn't stabbed you with her shield this time around.
Dear Ma Dai,
Stop crying, Ma Chao is still alive; albeit a vegetable.
Go and take Xu Shu out for a drink, to relieve the both of you some stress.
Dear Guan Xing,
I suggest finding a wife as soon as possible.
Many speculate you being… well, uninterested in women.
Dear Zhang Bao,
I'm sorry. But I have no clue as to where your sister is.
No, I'm sure she hasn't eloped with Guan Ping yet.
Dear Zhang Bao,
What are you talking about?
I specifically stated in my previous letter that she 'had not eloped with Guan Ping'.
You make it sound like I've predicted their plans of eloping or something like that.
Dear Guan Suo,
What do you mean you four are leaving for a while?
This will make things highly suspicious; and will be… unfavourable for my part.
Please just leave with Bao Sanniang, don't take your brother and Xingcai along.
Dear Zhang Bao,
I swear, I had nothing to do with this.
Dear Zhang Bao,
They're clearly lying, I mean, why would I ever suggest something like a foursom-
-letter is ripped-
Dear Liu Bei,
My lord, I shall be patrolling the borders for a while, please do not mind my absence.
Oh, and if young lord Zhang Bao decides to leave, please do stop him at all costs.
He seems to have held a grudge with a certain enemy officer; and his anger may lead him to his death.
Dear Zhuge Liang,
Please don't let Zhang Bao out at any cost, I beg of you.
Attached to this letter is a mystical potion that you can use on your wife.
Dear Liu Bei,
Once again, I am sorry my lord. These messengers can be quite incompetent at times.
Please do feel free to use some of the aphrodisiac attached to the letter.
Dear Zhuge Liang,
Please don't let Zhang Bao out at any cost, I beg of you.
Attached to this letter is a mystical potion that you can use on your wife.
-notes written in Liu Bei's handwriting-
Please do bring yourself and lady Yueying to my chambers at once.
Sun Shanxiang and I would like to conduct an experiment.
Dear Guo Jia,
No, I do not need more aphrodisiac.
And I did not need to know that Wang Yi is immune to said substance.
Though I am quite glad that you are able to write to me again.
Dear Guo Jia,
How can you even write this well with your feet?
Given the fact that your legs are also broken, this is quite a stupendous feat.
I suggest you get well soon. And to stop trying to get lady Wang Yi's affections.