Mickey: Last time on Total Action Kingdom, Everyone talked about how they missed me. Mickey W. Mouse, thier favorite host. I always knew they loved me...

Sora: Hey let's not take it too far.

Mickey: What the? How did you guys get into the recording room?

Terra: It's pretty easy.

Leon: Yeah you don't lock any doors in this place.

Mickey: So what do you want?

Roxas: Well.. ya see...

Namine: We're all out of kanoles and we wanted to know if we could use the production crew's pastries.

Mickey: Whatever just go.

Riku: And we want to know who's the favorite.

Mickey: Huh?

Riku: The fan favorite. Who is it?

Mickey: Last week it was Roxas...

Roxas: Yes!

Mickey: Okay now will you all leave. We need to watch...

Everyone: TOTAL ACTION KINGDOM!

(Theme Song)

Riku: Larxene? You got a minute?

Larxene: Anything for you Riku.

Riku: Uh... ok. Well I need your promise that you'll throw today's challenge.

Laxene: What!?

Riku: I know it's a long shot, but they are my friends and they need to see the merge. I trust them.

Larxene: Where is this coming from.

Riku: a few hours ago I saw the plan sheet and once we get to the merge, we'll be able to vote a player from each team back. If I leave, then two steamboats can come back.

Larxene: And why are you telling me.

Riku: You're the most persuasive. You can get me out and back.

Larxene: If I want too.

Riku: That's a risk I'll just have to take.

Kairi: Sora, am I fat?

Sora: What?! No! Of course not.

Kairi: Don't lie to me!

Sora: Huh, I wasn't lying

Kairi: Whatever. I'm going for a walk.

Leon: Dude, you just fought a battle you can't win.

Sora: What do you mean. I told the truth.

Leon: Yeah, but not in her mind. I'm sorry, but Kairi is one of those girls who's mind does gymnastics to work around the truth. So...

Sora: Leon, let me stop you right there. Bro, I love ya, but you're not the best guy to go to for romantic advice.

Leon: What? I'm totally romantic.

Sora: So why'd you vote off Yuffie for another guy's sake?

Leon: ......................................... o_0. Point taken.

Terra: Axel, Have you ever...

Axel: Hold on. Aqua how's it been?

(Axel and Aqua walk off together)

Riku: Dude I can see the rage inside you.

Axel: What? No I'm not mad.

Riku: So if I went up to Aqua right now and asked her for a small meaningless kiss, which she no doubt agree to, you wouldn't skip a blink.

Terra: (stands up and grabs Riku by the collar) Don't even think about it.

Riku: See. I told you.

Terra: (sets Riku down) Okay, maybe a little.

Roxas: Namine, I can't help but feel the need to tell you all my feelings toward you.

Namine: Go ahead Roxas. Please.

Roxas: Okay, well...

Loudspeaker: Hey, guys. I hope no one was about to say anything important. Because we're ready for you at the docks.

(The docks)

Mickey: Aloha! This is the ultimate Hawian cook-off. We have provided a pig and all the spices for you. All you have to do is cook it. I'll be the judge. Who ever's is the best wins. It's that simple. Each team must make a pig roast and three sides. Both teams also need a ...

(The Steamboats huddle)

Aerith: I'll do it.

Mickey: Great. Runaways...

Larxene: Me! Of coarse.

Riku: We didn't even huddle.

Larxene: So, I'm the only one here who has any talent.

(Confessional Stall)

Riku: Okay, I wanted to throw this challenge to save the Steamboats from losing a player in the merge, but now I'm throwing it to get Larxene out of here. I mean, she's so bitchy.

(Challenge)

(Steamboats)

Aerith: Leon, you take Sora and skewer the pig over the fire. Then cook it. Namine and Roxas, you make the soup and salad. Tidus, me and you are going to make the rest of the sides, then we spice the pig. Break!

Aerith: Alright Tidus, we have few objects, but...

Tidus: A cake.

Aerith: That's brilliant, wait! This is like the first time you talked this whole season.

Tidus: Yeah I seem to blend in.

Aerith: Well you do a good job. I totally forgot all about you.

Tidus: Thanks.

(The Runaways)

Riku: Okay, guys. We're one person behind, but we can do this.

Larxene: Who made you captain.

Riku: A Hell of a lot more people than you. Besides, I've already been in a challenge sorta like this.

Larxene: Who cares.

Terra: Ya know Larxene, you're really mean.

Aqua: Yeah. You got rid of Sephiroth. He was our only chance of winning anything and you voted him off just because he didn't like you.

Riku: You better hope we win this. Because if we lose, I'm sure it's a majority that you'll go home.

Larxene: If I could get Sephiroth out, I can get you out.

Riku: Too bad your two lapdogs went home... becasause of you.

Larxene: Don't complain to me. Two of you here voted for Sephiroth, too.

Aqua: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that what you did was the highest form of bribery.

Larxene: Just playing the game.

Lulu: Yeah, but not in the it was meant to be played. Just kicking out anyone in your way isn't going to get you to win.

Axel: Can't we just get along and do something. I mean look at the other team. They're flawless.

Riku: Yeah, they are. And I would be on that team if I hadn't come here.

Larxene: Well maybe you should just go.

Riku: Fine, I will. Anyone with me.

(Everyone but Larxene goes over to help the Steamboats)

Larxene: Fine! I don't need you anyway!

Mickey: Woah, the Runaway's lose by default.

Riku: You mean Larxene loses. We're all steamboats now.

Ex-Runaway's: Yeah!

Mickey: Well, technically, no. We never suspected this so I don't know.

Terra: Kicking off the last remaining member of a team sounds like a good idea.

Mickey: Well, since I'm lazy and hate everyone on the crew I guess that'll have to do. Bye Larxene.

Larxene: What! You can't do this. This is wrongful termination.....

Mickey: (While Larxene is screaming) Well, that unfolded rather odd, but better luck to all of you. Night viewers.