Deadpool: Welcome back, nerds! No, no, don't get offended! Insults are how I show affection!
Sky: And he's very affectionate.
Deadpool: Damn right I am! Anyways, let's get to business shall we? Oh, but first, a quick update on our, er, guest. Low key has left the scene. I won't give aware any details but I'll leave you with a little hint as to what may have happened...BIG ASS HAMMER. connect the dots kiddies.
Sky: Spidey is long gone too by the way.
Deadpool: Oh yeah, now that was weird. I leave that to your imaginations, my nerdy followers. Hehe, it was kinda funny though.
Sky: No, no it wasn't. Anyway, we have a lot of questions this time around so let's get started.
Deadpool: Ya know, I was starting to like having guests up here. Hey! Maybe we can get 'ol Stabby McStabstab up here?
Sky: No! First question, Thanks for the help! Punching people IS effective! My sister hasn't bothered me in days. Anyway, here are my questions: 1. What is the best mission you've ever went on? 2. Do you guys want any cake? (I have a ton left over from my
graduation party 3 days ago and I still have a lot) and 3. (This one is for all of you) I'm an artist and I love drawing pictures! Any ideas of what I
should draw? - Rosestar1324
Deadpool: Your welcome! Anything for a fan~. As for your questions,
(1) Oh so many I could name! I couldn't possibly choose! I'd say...I went on this cruise ship once. This guy named Bruce Wayne was on it. It was fun till my brother from another universe showed up. And that owl guy.
(2) GIVE ME CAKE!
(3) Draw me like one of your french girls!
Sky: Maybe a sketch inspired by one of our chapters :D Really anything will do, but if you post let me know!
Deadpool: EMOTI-THING-WHATEVER TIME!
:)
LOL
Sky: Next, :Hi Deadpool, Sky and whoever else you violently drag into this Q&A! Anyhoo, here are my questions for you, one of which is much more important. 1) Why do you call us kiddies?, and 2) Is it healthy for a young girl to be plotting world destruction/domination and ultimate supervillain-ness, even if I spare you and Sky? I am planning to kill ol' Stabby, probably most of the other superheroes too. Okay this is getting too long.
Luvs, Malign
Deadpool: Hi. Do ya not like being called kiddies? I think it's endearing. But because I'm such an outstanding person and what nots, i'll let my following decide what they want to be called! AREN'T I KIND?
(2) Is it healthy? Why sure it is! Your being productive aren't you? Take a page out of low key's notebook and DO WHAT YOU WANT!
*as long as there is something in it for me, hehe*
Sky: oh, Loki, what are we gonna do with you? ;) anyhoo, i was wondering why you talk to bold font. at first i figured it was
just your awesomeness, but then i saw Loki and Spidey doin' it and got all confused. and i was wondering what your favorite kind of drink is. and no, chimichangasdon't count :P - Deliriosity
Deadpool: I DON'T TYPE THIS CRAP! Sky does it. I just sit on my ass and answer your wonderful, wonderful questions.
Sky: Yeah, i just do it so it would be easier to tell who's talking.
Deadpool: Because have the name RIGHT NEXT to the dialogue wasn't clue enough, hmm?
Sky: Shut up. Next question,
A few questions for you, oh mighty Red and Black one. 2) Is there a movie monster that you would love to fight if given the 3) What would happen if you would lace the Hulk and Wolverine's drinks with 4) Last, but definitely not least, where can I get a cool costume like yours? - fartmaster
1) Have you ever been tempted to modify existing sports to include maiming and
mayhem (ie Grenade Golf, Baseball with randomly-placed landmines, skiing with
polar bears, maybe even Machinegun Tennis)?
opportunity?
laxatives, viagra, and extra caffeine? Would they even be affected or would it
require a garbage truck amount to get a reaction?
Deadpool: Grenade Golf! hahahaha, oh that would be great! Replace the little lakes with lava! Make the little sand pits all filled with quick sand. Two words. BAD. ASS.
(2) Dracula. Just cause.
(3) The Hulk would need a whole freakin' semi truck full. As for stabby, a regular one would do. Actually...that's not a bad idea. I think i'll try that! Thanks for the idea stranger!
Sky: No worries about the other review by the way.
Next, Dear Deadpool,
(1) Can you punch Hulk in the face for me. Please?
(2) If you could use any weapon for one merc job, what would it be? (3) How
much do you like Bea Arthur? You're awesome bro.
-JosephTheThird
Deadpool: Sure I can! 50 bucks!
(2) I would use a portal gun. I could have some good fun with that thing!
(3) My love is infinite! Infinite I tell you!
And you're awesome for calling me awesome. Here, have an emoti-decepticon-thing
:O
I need to find some new ones.
Sky: A few more questions, here we go
Alright Deadpool, I find you funny, and you have no idea who I am, but one way
or another, you're gonna answer my questions, and I mean ALL OF THEM!
Question 1: How would a date between you and She-Hulk go?
Question 2: Which Capcom character did you most enjoy working with in the
Marvel Vs. Capcom series?
Question 3: Could you kidnap Naruto and torture him for me? And I'm talking
serious torture here, like waterboarding, tickle torture, and force feeding
him ramen like Homer was forced to eat doughnuts in that episode of The
Simpsons where he sold his soul for a doughnut.
Question 4: What would you and Squirrel Girl be like as a married couple with
kids?
Question 5: Not really a question, so much as a prank idea. You know the
Twilight series? Everyone does, and everyone hates it. You're a mercenary,
you've got connections, and you love the internet. Do you think you could find
the address of the writer and blog about it to all your vampire and werewolf
friends, then just let nature take its course? I'm just assuming that you have
some friends like that, since you're Deadpool, and therefor have something to
do with everything awesome in the universe.
Question 6: Did you know that Johnny Storm (aka The Human Torch) married a
Skrull? It's totally true! Just check the Marvel Wiki. They've divorced due to
a few issues, but last I heard they've been trying to work things out.
Question 7: Tonda Gossa! That's my catchphrase, what do you think of it? - Sallem Cortez
Deadpool: DAMN! You got a lot of questions stranger. But worry not! This mercs got ya covered!
First, A date between me and She-Hulk...painful. Very painful. Whether it would be the good or bad kind of painful I have yet to decide.
(2) Dante. Did you not see the coat! IT WAS MY FAVORITE COLOR!
(3) I've got one better. Hang sasuke from a rope and dangle it front of him! That blond kid will go ape shit i'm telling you!
(4) Squirrelly. I don't know!
(5) Why do that when I could just smite the cast of Twilight? Or the author? Or hell, maybe just slap them. Repeatedly.
(6) Yeah, I heard about that. Damn shame. Have you seen these skrulls? With their funky green skin and crap? Ugh, no thanks. Though i did see this one...wait never mind.
(7) It's nice kid. Has a ring to it!
Sky: Another question for you Wade,
Hi Deadpool, Sky and whoever else you violently drag into this Q&A!
Q1: Deadpool would you ever fight a guy in dragon ballz? Who? Why?
Q2: Deadpool would u wanna go to the anime world?
Q3: Deadpool how do u break the 4th wall?
Plus ur awesome in MvC3
I might even get ur game bro!
Stay AWESOME!
P.S drag Gintoki from Gintama if u can Deadpool Xp lol. - Crossnoblebond
Deadpool: Those guys are HUGE! I could fight em, but it would be tough. As for the who, i'd say Goku cause why not right? He's pretty popular.
(2) Ah, anime. That would be interesting. But i'd think i'd get sick of all the bright colors after awhile.
(3) I just do, my adoring follower, I just do.
BUY MY GAME! please?
btw, Gintoki's a pretty ccool guy. Don't ask how I met him, I just remember hanging with a white haired dude named 'gin', i assume that's who you're talkin' about. The guys a riot, let me tell ya.
Sky: That's all for now, thanks for all the love and questions!
Deadpool: Stay out of trouble kiddies! Or whatever the hell you wanna be called.
*Sky: I need some help with a marvel forum Q & A i'm thinking about making. Message me if you're interested!*