Chapter 10: KakaAnko
As requested by Rainshimmer Has Duct Tape.
"KAKASHI! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!"
"I'm going out." Kakashi waves two fingers dismissively in an attempt to escape Anko's rage. But before he can close the door behind him, smoke materializes upon his pathway.
There, in all her skimpy fishnet shirt glory, stood a very pissed Anko. Her brows are furrowed in a deadly scowl and her teeth are clenched in the most frightening sight. Although it doesn't do much for her menacing aura that the way her arms are crossed over her chest seem to squeeze her breasts quite provocatively.
And being Kakashi, he can't seem to tear his gaze from the perky, round-
"Stop fucking staring!"
And he does, quickly looking up at Anko's visibly fuming expression and sending her a nonchalant smile. "Yo."
She hisses through grit teeth. "Don't 'Yo' me! Get your ninja ass in the bathroom or I will drag you by your balls."
Kakashi gulps.
"What did you want me to see?"
Anko's face practically turn red in utmost fury, painfully setting her lips into a thin line. "Toilet. Seat."
Suddenly, a puff of smoke engulfs Kakashi's form.
"THAT'S IT! GET READY TO BE DRAGGED BY YOUR BALLS!"
Number 10: Never put the lid down on the toilet. It's a sign of defeat.
A/N: Haha.