Hello I'm back! This took sooooooooooooo much longer than I thought it would, but I guess you can't always predict how things will turn out. Also I started going through some of my old favoret anime/manga and got the urge to start a second fanfiction to write along side this one. The only problem is that I can't decide which to do, a Naruto/Rosario+Vampire fanfic or a Naruto/Strawberry Panic fanfic first. Oh well, I'll figure it out eventually, if you all have any opinion let me know. Anyway, enough talking, here's the story! Hope you enjoy!
(Marshalanime does not own Naruto or Monster Musume No Iru Nichijou)
"Too thin" Naruto said as he tasted Mia's cooking. "Huh? But you just said it was too thick!" "Yeah, but you put too much water in! Now it's like a broth, this is why you need to taste it more often!" Naruto told her as Cerea, Papi, and Kurama were on the other side of the room. "I should be tasting it, huh" Mia said as she removed the lid, only to be attacked by a slime.
Fifteen minutes later
"What on Earth was that thing?!" Naruto asked as Mia rested on the couch. "That was a slime!" Cerea said. "A slime?" Naruto asked an other question. "There are many creatures like us that though humans are ignorant of. That slime just now was one of them" Cerea answered. 'guess it's better than Mia's cooking come to live' Naruto thought too himself. "But fear not, Master, For I shall protect you! Trust in my sword! I shall not allow such an inferior creature to bring you to harm!" Cerea declared holding up her sword. Naruto was going to make a comment about not needing protected, but was deterred by Papi jumping on his back asking to play video games.
As her and Cerea started arguing about video games not being appropriate right now, Naruto decided to replace the wet rag on Mia's forehead. It was as Naruto went to grab an other rag out of the wash pan that the slime reemerged from said wash pan. 'Well this is just great' Naruto thought to himself before Cerea came running with her sword. "Stand back! Get away from my Master!" Cerea yelled before slashing with her sword, only to have it do nothing. "Impossible, I didn't even leave a scratch! In RPG's, slimes doth be the easiest of the easiest monsters to slay!" Cerea exclaimed while examining her slime covered sword. "This is real live not an RPG!" Naruto yelled before noticing the slime behind them 'Shit'.
"Gh, Cerea, are you okay?" Naruto asked once the slime was gone. "Y-yes, somehow! I never imagined that a slime would be this strong. Gh, my body is covered in some sticky liquid" Cerea answered now covered in slime. "Yeah me too. I think we should go clean ourselves off" Naruto suggested getting a nod from Cerea. "Oh, you two are done playing with it? I was quite enjoying the show" Kurama said from her spot on the couch. "Why you! Why did thou not assist us in our battle?!" Cerea demanded. "Oh? That was a battle? It was so one-sided that I mistook it as you two simple playing with the thing" Kurama said while grinning. "Lies!" Cerea accused her. "Just ignore her, we need to get this stuff off" Naruto said heading for the bathroom.
Bathroom
"Maybe I should call Sumike about this slime, and hope she can be bothered to do her job for once?" Naruto pondered as he washed his hair. Though before continue with this line of thought he heard Cerea at the door "Master... um, art thou alright with...?". "Huh? Yeah I'm fine" Naruto answered. "I... I see... then, I am coming in!" Cerea said walking in with nothing but a towel covering her front. "Ah, Cerea I know you want to get the slime off and all but-" Naruto began to say before Cerea cut in "Tis not about me getting clean!". "Huh?" now he was confused "I am not trying to do anything inappropriate either! The slime may try to attack thee once more! I thought that perhaps it would be dangerous to leave thou alone...! I really am against this! I really am!" Cerea explained.
"Fine, I guess it doesn't hurt to be safe" Naruto gave in as he brought his hands together. "Oiroke no justu" Naruto said and in a cloud of smoke became his female self. "There, now this should... Cerea?" Naruto began to say until noticing Cerea expression of complete disbelieve. "M-Ma-Master how did you, why art thou a woman!" Cerea shouted. "Well sorry, I thought this would be less awkward for you!" Naruto shouted back. "How is this situation 'less awkward', thou just transformed into a woman!" Cerea shouted now a few inches from Naruto.
Living room
"Thous two are making a lot of noise" Kurama said from her spot on the couch as Papi continued to play video games.
Bathroom
"Gh, I apologize for bothering thou and making thou perform such a task" Cerea said as Naruto, still as a girl, scrubbed her back. "Don't worry about it, it's not that big of a deal" Naruto told her. "Perhaps, but I am curious, how did to aquiar such a, unique ability?" Cerea asked motioning towards his transformation. "Oh, my oiroke no jutsu? Well when I was young I noticed that a lot of guys acted like idiot around cute girls. So being the prankster I am, I created the oiroke no jutsu to use on them. Now I mostly just use it when I have to deal with perverts and can't be bothered to hit them" Naruto explained. "I see, so thou was rather mischievous when you were youngeeeerr?! M-Master! Th-that's! Thou need not wash there!" Cerea said, which caused Naruto to look at exactly where he was washing, to see his hand at her rear. "Kya! Sorry!" Naruto yelled backing away from her.
After Naruto had finished scrubbing Cerea the two jumped into the bath. "Hey Cerea, you have any idea why that slime attacked?" Naruto asked. "It was most likely looking for water. First it was Mia's stew, then it was the wash bin. It's just a guess, but perhaps it lives by seeking water sources?" Cerea told him. "Wait, if it's looking for water, then isn't it a bad idea for us to be in the bath?" Naruto asked just as a drop of slime landed on his head. "It's the slime! When did it sneak in?!" Cerea said looking to the roof at the slime, but in the process losing her towel. This causing her to faint out of embarrassment.
"Cerea you okay?!" Naruto asked just before being enveloped by the slime. "Hey! If you think you can just eat me, then you should know you're not the first to... try?" Naruto was saying before the slime turned into a girl. 'Well, didn't see that coming' Naruto thought right before being hugged by the slime girl. And then being shoved to the floor with her on top of him. "Hey! ...What are you doing?" Naruto asked as she started using the brush he'd used on Cerea to scrub him. The slime either choosing to ignore him or what ever continued to wash him using her body to do so. 'Really glad I'm still in my oiroke form right now' Naruto thought with a massive blush on his face.
'Huh? She doesn't seem dangerous. She's just intimating everyone' Naruto thought as she kepped washing him, unfortunately he also failed to notice when he accidental got his head stuck in her body. 'How the hell did this happen?!' Naruto thought as he couldn't breath or pull himself out. 'Well, back to the original plan! Lets just hope it works!' Naruto thought as he put his hands together and formed several clones, which sent the girl splattering all over the bathroom. Naruto had the clones carry Cerea out of the bathroom, as he caught his breath and watched the slime slowly pull herself together. "Now we just need to figure out what were going to do with you"
Later in the living room
"So were just going to let her live here?" Kurama asked as her, Naruto, Cerea, and Mia watch the slime and Papi playing video games. "Why not? It's not like she's any more dangerous than any of us" Naruto said, getting a nod of agreement from the fox. "So long as she posses no threat" Cerea said. "Well I just hope this doesn't become a habit! I mean how many girls are going to be living with Darling anyway?!" Mia complained, getting a laugh from Naruto and Kurama, followed shortly by Cerea.