OMG! I finally had an idea for this collection! I was just sitting at my desk, when all of a sudden I had a blurb, and I decided I could use it in here, so I did.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I do own Kanna and the banana people and Skye owns Malem. Yeah.
Number ten: The banana people visit Kanna and Malem
"Guys! Run! Run for your lives!" Malem yelled as she and Kanna ran up to the Konoha ninjas.
"It's the bananas! The bananas!!!!! THE BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!" Kanna yelled, "And they want revenge!!!!!"
"What the hell are you talking about?" Tenten demanded.
"I bet they just finally cracked." Kiba said casually, not looking up from the jutsu scroll he was reading.
"No! We're serious! We went to the banana world the other day and we talked with this one banana person who was names Hershey even though they didn't know about chocolate and apparently we did something that seriously offended them and now they want revenge! Oh, and bananas don't have genders." Kanna said in one breath.
"Dude, how did you get enough air to say all that?" Naruto asked in semi-awe. Kanna just shrugged.
"Crap! They're here!" Malem yelled, pointing at the hill she and Kanna had run down to get to their friends. They all stared in horror as a mass of yellow crested the hill.
"Fiends Kanna and Malem! We have come to extract revenge on you!!!!!" The one at the head of the group with a strange head dress on shouted.
"Crap!" Kanna and Malem yelled at the same time.
"What are we gonna do!?" Sakura asked.
"I have an idea," Sasuke said, "Who wants fried bananas?"
The banana people clearly heard this because they started running away, screaming their heads off.
"Well, that worked." Ino shrugged.
"Wow Sasuke, you actually did something right for once!" Kanna complimented... I think.