A/N: Ohhhh I'm definitely on a roll here! Came back home to visit after a week in college and busted out a new chapter :)
Disclaimer: Don't own DGM at all; not now, not ever.
Are We Playing 'Secret Agents'?
Yuu Kanda walked out of a medium sized room with a smirk on his face. The men behind the desks bore a look of astonishment, each nodding in approval. Piece of cake, Kanda thought to himself.
He walked out of the building and his mood took a complete turn for the worst. A silver Mercedes Benz rolled up along the curb of the sidewalk, inviting stares from pedestrians on the block. The windows rolled down and Kanda can hear the hushed murmurs of the people around him. He picked up snippets of Lavi's name and countless "oohs" and "ahhhs" from the females. Much to Kanda's annoyance, the stupid Rabbit had the audacity to open his mouth and call out to him.
"Yuu-chan~"
Kanda can practically feel the eyes bore into him. He can hear the females whisper louder in poorly hushed voices.
"Hey, is that…" he hear a teen speaking.
"No way, it's-"
"It can't be!"
"No, it is!"
By this time, Kanda heard enough. He can foresee trouble from a mile away and his instincts tells him that it's time to hightail it out of there.
"Yuu-chan!"
Unfortunately, Kanda's ticket to safety was the exact same one that landed him into danger. From the corner of his eyes, he saw the girls closest to him taking hesitant steps towards him.
Fuck.
"Yuu-chaaaaaaaaan!"
Double fuck.
In a moment of urgency, he done something to which he would regret later, but at the moment, it seems like a good idea. He climbed into Lavi's car gingerly, much to the disappointment of his fans.
"Hurry and fucking drive already," Kanda ordered.
"Aye aye, cap'n," Lavi mocked salute before pulling the car into the road. Once they are safely away from the fangirls, Lavi bore a grin on his face. "So how is the audition?"
"Che piece of cake," Kanda smirked. "I most likely nailed it."
"Whew," Lavi whistled. "That's awesome."
Kanda left the conversation idle, but as the silence dragged on, his eyebrows started twitching. His foot tapped to an unknown beat and he can feel his nails digging into the skin of his arms.
"So where exactly are we heading?"
"The Royal Fort Hotel."
Kanda grinded down on his teeth in an attempt to keep his temper in check. It wouldn't do to strangle the baka Usagi especially when he is driving. "And why, pray tell, are we heading towards a hotel? If you are running dry on sex, go call some of those skimpy whores you keep on the side. I'm not interested in guys."
Lavi's hands tightened on the wheel for a split second. "Sorry, but it isn't for us. We are going there for a mission, but if you want, we can always get a room afterwards," Lavi winked.
"What mission?" Kanda asked, trying hard to ignore Lavi's blatant libido.
"To spy on Allen, of course!" Lavi said it like it was the most obvious answer.
Kanda's eyebrows twitched for the umpteenth time that day. "And why," he gritted out, "are we spying on the stupid Moyashi?"
"Because he is going on a date with that jerk today at the restaurant in the Royal Fort Hotel, and I don't trust that jerk he is dating. Didn't Yuu-chan said to watch out for the Moyashi-chan?"
"I told you to watch over the stupid Moyashi!" Kanda bellowed.
"It's your idea, so you got to come spy on Allen with me!" Lavi whined. "Besides, eating dinner in a five-star restaurant alone is kind of… lonely." Lavi pulled his car over on the curb and he gave Kanda his best puppy dog eyes.
Kanda stared back at Lavi. "No."
"Think of it as a role in a movie. You are an undercover agent and you are sent to spy on the secret dealings between a famous politician and the Mafia," Lavi tried to persuade him. "Didn't you always wanted to be a secret agent?"
Kanda continued to stare at Lavi. "You are an idiot, and that was from what? Back when we were five?"
"C'mon, Yuu-chan~" Lavi pleaded, but Kanda didn't seem to budge. "… I will refrain from picklocking your door for the remainder of the week."
"A month," Kanda bargained.
"Two weeks," Lavi compromised.
"A month."
"A week and a half."
"Three weeks!"
"A week!"
"Fine! Two weeks then!"
Lavi smirked. "Yuu-chan, my friend, I believe we've come to an agreement."
Che.
Lavi pulled away from the curb and continued on their journey, but a few minutes after the silence that followed their arrangement, Lavi cleared his throat. "Oh, um, uh Yuu-chan?"
"What?" Kanda responded curtly.
"There's a bag in the glove compartment. Take it out."
Kanda reached into the compartment and pulled out a paper bag. He opened it and pulled out a silky blue tie. His eyebrows rose in a silent question.
"Hey, it is a five-star hotel and you can't go in dressed like that," Lavi made a point to put emphasis on Kanda's casual attire.
Kanda can feel his eyes twitch. What have I gotten myself into, he moaned silently.
… + … + … + …
"Yuu-chan, c'mon stop tugging on your tie. You'll tear it." Lavi reprimanded the Asian man as they walked into the hotel.
"Maybe I wouldn't tug it if it isn't such a ridiculous color," Kanda retorted.
"It's a beautiful sky blue tie, Yuu-chan."
"It's fucking cyan blue. Are you freaking blind?"
"C'mon, Yuu-chan," Lavi tried placating the raging Asian. "At the end of the day, they are still blue, just different shades."
Che. Kanda loosened the tie as they walked into the restaurant. The maître d' smiled politely at them. From the corner of Kanda's eyes, he saw their hostess eyeing them discreetly as Lavi approach her. The red head leaned on the podium, engaging their blonde hostess in a light banter, from the blush on the blonde's cheeks, Kanda can imagine that the conversation is going so well.
Lavi shifted forward and placed his hands over the hostess's. Her surprise in his sudden boldness was soon morph into an act of professionalism as she once again smiled politely at the Bookman Jr. The blonde's hands discreetly shifted into the pockets of her slacks as she slipped the evidence of their silent agreement into safe compartments.
"I would like a table for two, most preferably a table close to a young man with snow white hair accompanied by a tall man with black, wavy hair."
"Not close enough to be noticed, I presume." The hostess inquired.
"Of course not." Lavi flashed his trademark smile.
In a matter of moments, Kanda and Lavi were seated at a table near the window. From their angle, they had a perfect view of Allen's table, but slightly out of range for either of the table's habitants to notice their reflection off the floor-to-ceiling high glass window pane.
"Stop starring too much, you're going to give us away," Kanda said offhandedly as he skim the menu.
"Yuu-chan, we are on a mission here," whispered Lavi passionately. "The Politician had encountered the Mafia. We need to observe closely."
"And you will be discovered before you can even do a decent observation. Blend in with the crowd, you baka Usagi."
"Mou, Yuu-chan, you are no fun," Lavi pouted as he continue to discreetly observing his friend.
… + … + … + …
Allen was not happy. In fact, he hasn't been in a good mood since this morning after the conversation he had with Lavi. The red head showed up at his apartment very early in the morning and brought up Kanda. Kanda, whom Lavi loves; Kanda, whom Lavi spent the night with. What probably upset Allen the most was the fact that he led Lavi to believe that he is interested in Tyki in some way.
Urgh, why did I do that?
"Allen?"
The soft baritone drew him back to his current situation. He is currently dining with his partner in the restaurant of the Royal Fort Hotel. If Allen had a choice, he would have chosen a less high-class restaurant, somewhere where there is no dress code. Wearing a suit on his day off is too restricting and uncomfortable. But, he didn't have a choice, he wasn't offered one. He managed to wiggle his way out of going on a date with Tyki the day before, surely Lady Luck wouldn't grace him with her charm twice in a row.
Allen sighed internally. "Hm?"
"How are you liking our date so far?"
Allen shivered at the mention of the word, "date." It felt weird referring to the outing as a date, it just didn't seems right, but he is here due to his obligations. "It just started, Tyki."
The raven chuckled. "Only because dinner is the only thing you are willing to do with me today."
"Because that's the only thing I feel comfortable doing with you at the moment. Are you implying that you would like to do more with me?" Allen mocked innocence.
"So are you saying that given time, you are willing to do more with me? Of course, I wouldn't say no, should you say yes. We shall see when the time comes," Tyki voiced in a seductive tone.
Allen glared at him.
Tyki cleared his throat, "Of course I mean doing other things couple do that doesn't require physical intimacy, unless you are comfortable with that."
As if I'll ever be comfortable doing anything intimate with you, Allen thought to himself. His comfort lies in being with Lavi, whereas being with Tyki is like being on uncharted territory. He doesn't even know the photographer well enough to be on any level of intimacy with him, and neither should the photographer feel the urge to be romantically involved with him yet. But why? Why did Tyki propose such arrangements? If Allen think about it, Tyki's decision to start a relationship with him should be based off on his appearance; they didn't know each other long enough for Tyki to like him for his personality.
Wait... the agreement was that I have to date Tyki for a whole month. If he really wants to date me for my looks, then it's safe to say that our relationship stands on a poorly constructed foundation. If I can't dump Tyki because of our deal, who said Tyki can't dump me?
Allen smirked. "Hm, well we shall see when the time comes, no?" We shall see if the time ever comes. Allen raised the glass of red wine. "Cheers, to our first date."
Tyki followed Allen's actions before they brought the glass to their lips.
Allen grinned to himself. First of many horrible ones to come.
A/N: As promised, here is the 10th chapter to this story! Hope you guys enjoyed it. To provide you guys with the story ASAP, it has not been beta-ed, so excuse all the mistakes you may have seen.
In case someone is wondering, Allen is famous for his poor sense of directions in the manga/anime. Instead of emphasizing that quality, I'm putting more focus on his intuition, or lack thereof (bad intuition leads to bad sense of direction- I may be wrong, but that is my logic). Hence, he keeps coming up with these ideas that are far off from the truth such as Lavi having sex with Kanda, and Tyki liking him for his looks only. Allen's theories shape a big portion of his actions. Hence, why we have all the drama there is in this fanfic.
Well, there you have it! Please leave a lovely review with a comment, feedback, or idea you would like to see occurring in the fanfic. I'm open to all ideas and all opinions. Thank you!