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Dear FanFiction Writers,
I would never beat my son. I, Lucius Malfoy, epitome of pureblood elitism would never lower myself to something so muggle.
Sincerely, Lucius Malfoy.
P.S. I may be a "Luscious Mouthful" but refrain from calling me that or I may have to Avada you. *flicks hair*