MBP: Okay, guess what? I got my first flame! Ever! Yay! ...Don't ask me why I'm happy, I just feel like I'm more accomplished now. Like I'm more well rounded because I got a flame... Well, I'm only on two hours of sleep, I'm sick, and I get a review telling me I'm a bitch, an idiot, and a fucking bastard. Now, I would enjoy this flame more if it was about more than just switching to modern times... because that would be so much cooler. But no... I get insulted... not even the story, it's me. Really? And no, I'm not overly sensitive. But if you're going to insult me, do it in a PM. Insulting the story? Feel free to do it in a review. I'll probably send you a reply telling you I'm in love with you and your harsh feedback made me want to work harder. But I am not my story, so PM insults please.
Oh, and just so you know... in my circle of friends, I am not a bitch, I am a whore (inside joke). Got to get that out. I admit, I have crappy grades, but I actually have a brain, and I get very good test scores, so I'm not an idiot. Just because I switched to modern times doesn't make me so. I'll probably switch back anyways because a prompt says to. Doesn't make me an idiot. And finally, I'm splitting this last part into two. I know both my parents. I was not illegitimate. Therefore, I am not a bastard. Technically, my half-sister is, but she is not me, and I am not her. And the fucking part... I am the first to admit that while sex is an interesting thought, I am a virgin, and proud of it. If that's a bit too graphic for you, I do apologize, I'm not pissed at you, I just want to make things very clear so no one can make a mistake.
Rini: Uh... I'll take her away now... *knocks MBP out and drags her out of the room*
Kio: Um... this is a prompt from dragonman. NET (Ignore the space, it's not really there, but it didn't show up unless I put it)... Uh... MBP owns nothing... Um... yeah... here it is!
Chapter 10: Locked In
"Ow! Atemu, that hurts!"
"Mana, I'm sorry, should I take it slower?"
"No, just hurry up!"
"I can't really hurry up Mana... it's not natural!"
"Ow ow ow! You just knocked me over!" "What? Woah, Mana, don't grab onto me!"
"Atemu, stop moving around, there's something stabbing me!"
"Mana, the sooner I move, the sooner you're not getting stabbed anymore!"
*Loud Crash* "Ew, what's all this white stuff? It's sticky, get it off, get if off!"
*Silence*
"Atemu, where's the light in here? I know there is one! I can't see you!"
"You don't need to, I'm on top of you!"
"Ouchies... I'm all sore now... Atemu, carry me!"
"I'm just as sore as you!"
"Atemu... let's not do this again, okay?"
"Why not? I thought you were enjoying it; I sure did!"
()~~()~~()~~()~~()
Atemu and Mana clambered out of the closet in a hurry, not even noticing the extremely red Mahado and Isis next to the door. Mana's outfit was wrinkled and in a mess, while Atemu just looked like he'd been caught in some tornado. Mana had bleach all over her, and she frowned.
"It's going to ruin my outfit!" She complained loudly, following Atemu towards the stairs. "And that stupid broom kept jamming into my back!"
"I'm not much better!" Atemu said in reply, rubbing his head, wondering when he'd hit it. "The bleach got on my uniform!"
"How'd we even get locked in there anyways?" Mana asked, half to herself.
Atemu answered anyways. "No clue." He smiled and reached out a hand towards the girl. "Come on, I'll help you get cleaned up."
Rini: We have forbidden MBP to do any authors notes for the time being. We've locked her in the deepest depths of her mind with a Gaara plushie, so she's quite content now.
Kio: ...*bright red*
Rini: What? It wasn't that bad, was it? MBP was just in a perverted mood... well, hope you all enjoyed it! Feel free to ignore the rant at the top!
Kio: Jaa nee!
