This isn't much of a chapter but I thought I'd do something for Valentine's Day :)

PLEASE NOTE! THIS IS A FILLER-ISH CHAP!

This isn't really in order(in real time anyway), but yeah. I felt like cranking something out for you guys. So here!

So besides that, enjoy this chappy!

"AHHHHHH! YESSS! MUWAHAHAHA!" Katsu shouted throughout homeroom. She had opened the Valentine's Day card her mother had gotten her. She was running late this morning so she had just taken the card with her didn't give it any thought. In the car she even bit it thinking it was her muffin causing her to get a paper cut on her tongue.

"What are you so happy about?" The twins asked.

"Moneyy! I'm flat broke dude. I needed this 30 bucks." she said waving it around. "I didn't get any chocolate though, but oh well."

"You don't even have 30 bucks?" Hikaru asked.

"Are you that poor?" Kaoru asked as well as he read her mother's card over her shoulder. Katsu snapped at them.

"Well, I'd explain why, but since you were so rude just now you'll have to wait to hear the awesome reason until Host Club! HA!" she shouted in their faces, making sure to put extra force on the HA. The twins pouted.

"But we wanna knowww!" the whined. She crossed her arms in defiance and turned away from them. Haruhi sighed; she knew this wouldn't be going away until after school.

"Did you buy a whale?"

"Or a pony?"

"DID YOU HAVE TO PAY BAIL TO GET OUT OF JAIL?"

Katsu wiped out her pink bat. She whacked them on the head.

"No." Whack.

"No!" Whack.

"AND NO!" Whack!

The twins ended up sprawled out on the classroom floor hallucinating that they were being beamed up into Heaven.

"Don't go into the light Hikaru!" Kaoru shouted. Hikaru flailed his arms and legs.

"No! I'm too young and handsome!" He met the wrong end of the pink bat again.

"Pfft, Handsome my ass!" Katsu barked as she hoisted her bat over her shoulders. Haruhi surveyed the damage she had done.

"Remind me to never get on your bad side like then." she ended it off with a nervous laugh. Katsu just gave her a thumbs up.

"Nah, I would never bring mah pink bat of Wrath down on ya' Haruhi, you're chill. And to be honest..." she said with a pause. The twins had gotten up at that point. Katsu struck them again and they tumbled into their seats with a dizzy expression on their faces.

"I love torturing these two." she said grinning. The twins rubbed their heads.

"We'll find out. Ohh, We will." they warned. She turned to them with a look that seemed to say 'Oh? You think you can? Really?'

"Bring it! Ya 'ginges."

"I'll get out the score board." Haruhi said reluctantly. The challenge had officially commenced.

Hikaru looked to his brother who was sitting next to him. Haruhi was to their right, and Katsu was in the farthest corner against the window to their left like usual. They had devised a plan to get her to spill it. They would have been bored throughout this entire history class, not to mention the rest of the day otherwise so they decided, 'why not?'

They almost always had group assignments in history class, so it was the perfect time to get to her. They usually just read together and decided on important notes to take. They had Haruhi in their group all the time, so they would drag Katsu into it this time too and win.

"Alright class, read sections 2 and 3, and take notes. You may work in groups if you wish." The class immediately broke out in clamor amongst the students. Some girls asked the twins and Haruhi if they would work with them, but the twins politely declined. Haruhi, being unaware of their goals, accepted the offer with some of her close customers while the twins snuck up behind Katsu, who had already started doing the work on her own.

"Hey, Katsuuu~!" they sang. She looked up with an unknowing face.

"Eh? What do you want?"

"Come work with us!" they grinned. She just blinked. Her head was right back in the book and her hand scribbling away a second later.

"No thanks." The twins felt like they just got buckets of cold water dumped on them. The girls they had denied earlier became mad.

"Hey! So she gets special attention and we don't?" one of them asked. It was a red haired girl with blue eyes. Some other girls nodded and glared at Katsu. Katsu was oblivious to it all.

"S-Sorry ladies, but see she's...well." Kaoru looked to his brother.

"Hey! Don't put me on the spot." he whispered to him.

"She's...-she works for the club! We have to be well acquainted with our help at least right? It is after all-"

"The gentlemanly thing to do. Even if-"

"-the help is, annoying," they heard Katsu twitch.

"Stubborn," Kaoru added.

"And sadistic." they said together, they had an air around them that just screamed. 'Snobby and sophisticated'. They heard Katsu's pencil crack.

"Sadistic? I'LL SHOW YOU SADISTIC!"

What she did was so outrageous; I will not dare try to describe it to you.

All you need to know is, now the classroom needs a new box of chalk.

A few periods later Katsu was standing in the lunch line with Tamaki, and Kyoya in the lunch room. They were holding their wallets and were looking quite bored while they waited. Katsu didn't have time to take her home made lunch with her in the morning, and Tamaki and Kyoya always got the school lunch. Katsu was unbelievably bored as they waited, so she went into annoying mode. She started puffing air into Kyoya's face making his hair fly up in odd directions. He winced slightly.

"What are you doing?"

"Making your hair defy gravity!" she puffed at his hair again. He put a hand over her mouth.

"Please don't."

She said something, but Kyoya's hand muffled it into incomprehensible drabble.

"If you stop I'll take my hand off." he just guessed she was telling him to get away. They both stayed still. All he felt next was her mouth grin underneath his hand, and then felt her tongue graze his palm. He yanked his hand away in disgust. She just laughed.

"Ahaha! Germaphob."

"It's called being sane not being germaphobic!"

"Is there a difference? Cause I wouldn't know." she said with another chuckle. He turned away from her ending the conversation. It didn't last long though.

After a minute he heard her wiggling around next to him and he wondered what the hell she was doing. When he turned he came face to face with her. Her forehead was practically against his. She was looking right at him, but yet again, how could she not when they were that close. She cracked another grin. Kyoya didn't even say anything. He was still in a bit of shock, it was quite uncomfortable.

"W-What are you-" He began to say, but Katsu just breathed on him heavily and fogged up his glasses. He twitched in annoyance. She just laughed right in his face.

Literally.

At least her breath smelled nice. That's was an upside for Kyoya at least.

Right?

The trio eventually got their lunches and joined their friends at the table. Honey was stuffing his face with cake as usual, Mori and Ayumi were sitting with him eating too, while the twins were; (As Katsu saw it as) mind molesting Haruhi. She slapped her tray down next to Haruhi and pushed the twins away. She stuck her nose in the air and glanced at Tamaki. She patted the seat between her and Haruhi. He looked confused but quickly accepted. He got to sit next to Haruhi without the twins getting in the way, it could only make this day that much better.

"Hey Haruhi! What do you have for lunch today?" he asked as he started eating his own.

"A boxed lunch like I usually do. Why do you ask?" she looked at him.

"Just curious. So you make them for yourself?"

"Yeah, if I left my dad to do it I don't think it'd even be edible." she said with a look that seemed like she was reliving a horrible event in her head. She shivered when she snapped out of it. Tamaki let out a chucked.

"Not much of a cook I'm guessing. Huh?"

"Nope." she said as she stuck her chop sticks in her mouth.

They continued to talk while on the other side of Tamaki, Katsu and Kyoya got into a heated discussion. How it was really brought up is still unknown to this very day.

"So, that's how the Chicken came first!" Katsu said happily. Kyoya sweat-dropped.

"No, the Egg was first. It's not like the chicken just dropped from the sky, it had to have come from an egg first."

"OHHHH!" She said sarcastically. "OHH, MR. KNOWYYING-OF-ALL! Tell me then. Where'd the egg come from? Ehhhh? Eh? Eh Ehh?" She was completely determined to make him look like a fool. He just stared blankly at her.

"Did it drop from the sky? Ehhhhhhhhhhh?" She poked his shoulder as she continued to say 'Eh'.

"I don't know. Why are we even talking about this?" he finally realized. Katsu went blank at the comment. Wind blew in and out her ears as if nothing was there. She blinked.

"A-Ah...because I demanded it!" She blurted out. "Yeah." she nodded with a cocky smile. "That's it."

"Right."

"Yes it is right! Because I said so!"

"Conceited." he said staring her blank in the face.

"WRONGG! The correct term is awesome, Kyoya. Please, you must learn these things if you are going to survive."

"Survive what?"

"2012."

"...Idiot."

"Busy-boy."

The Host Club is now open for Business

The customers had swarmed the hosts as soon as the club had opened for the day. The hosts were getting tones of valentine's gifts such as cards, chocolate, and flowers. All of which Katsu had to lug to the back room and put into piles for each Host. Her arms began hurting after about 20 minutes. She even had a few light cuts from thorns of a bouquet of roses Tamaki had gotten. Apparently the stupid girl didn't know flowers were supposed to have plastic around the bottom.

'Whatta dumbass.' Katsu though. She walked back out to the main room to get more gifts that Honey had gotten. Luckily, he mainly got cake and pastries. The sweet aromas filled her nose. She took her time with them just so she could smell them for a while longer. She had continued to do such until the last set of appointments. She came out and got some gifts for Haruhi. She took some bouquets of roses from the small table next to her and her customers. As she reached down to pick them up Haruhi noticed her arms.

"Uh, are you okay?" she asked. The customers turned their attention to Katsu.

"Oh, Yeah. Justa' few cuts. Nothin' to see here just go back to what you're doin'." she shooed them off. She picked up the bouquets in her arms again and headed to the back room. She set each one down carefully in Haruhi's pile. When she put down the last one her hand brushed deep against another thorn on the same bare bouquet that cut her arms before. She shrieked and gripped her hand as if to strangle it.

"Damn it! Can't people figure out that you put bouquets in plastic! Just get a Market basket bag, or even freakin' Katy Perry Man! Just somethin'!" She shouted in frustration. Upon closer inspection she noticed the thorn was stuck in her finger. She went to just recklessly yank it out, but when pain shot through her finger a high pitched 'yip' squeaked out of her mouth.

"Nahh, Ayumi!" She yelled as she headed out to the main room. She scurried over to her and held out her finger like a child.

"Get it out." she pouted. Ayumi put her book down and looked through her bag until she found some tweezers. She grabbed her hand and gently pulled it out. Katsu jumped for joy.

"Yaayy! Yaayy!" She waved her arms all around.

"Katsu cut it out! You're bleeding everywhere!" Haruhi told her. Katsu squeaked again.

"Quick, Haru-Haru, band-aid me! " she told her. Haruhi pulled out a smiley face band-aid and wrapped it around her finger. Katsu grinned and wagged her finger.

"Sweet. Smiley faces are cool." She then looked at everyone in the club room. All the customers were being ushered out by Mori and Honey. This was the perfect time.

She turned to the twins.

"You wanted to know my reason for being broke, right?" They jumped up.

"Yeah, out with it!" She ran into the back room. She soon came out with six bags of gifts. She went to Kyoya first. She gave him a dark blue bag.

"Happeh Cupid Time to ya dude. Hope you like it." She got him a new note book and some gel pens. She also stuffed in some chocolate and a simple card that read in her messy hand writing.

'You're always so busy. Figured that notebook would run out sometime. Don't get chocolate stains on it, Busy-Boy.'

She jumped at Tamaki and presented his present next. He quickly scrambled through the bag and took out a card with a picture in it, chocolate, and a white rose made of white chocolate. Tamaki grinned. In the card it said

'YOU, BETTER LOVE ME FOR THAT PICTURE. Was hard to get it from Haruhi.'

"Eat that rose in front of your customers tomorrow, they'll freak." she said with a laugh. He nodded and thanked her.

She looked to Honey and handed him his. It had three small cakes in it, along with of course a card. Inside it read this.

'Don't get diabetic dude. These don't have as much sugar in them though, so you can at least go to town on these. Managed to make them myself.'

She gave Mori his as well. She didn't know exactly what to get him when she bought his gift, but she thought it would be good enough. She got him a thing of chocolates and a card with a small piece of paper in it. It was a 'coupon' for a 'deep advice discussion and hug party'. He looked at her when he read it she just laughed. He thanked her. She got to Ayumi and shoved her bag in her face.

"HERE!" She said happily. Ayumi opened it. It was full of things. There was a thing of chocolates, an iTunes gift card, a thing to clean her violin with and a new sketch pad. Ayumi smiled.

"Know me to well."

"YOU KNOW IT! Haruhi, Haruhi, Haru-Haruuu. Here is yours!" she gave her a bag. She opened it patiently and found yet again, a thing of chocolates, a bunch of pencils, and a card that seemed home made. It was colored in funny inside jokes and drawings. On one page it said 'Mah Study Buddeh. Our study sess's' with an arrow pointing below it to a picture of two crudely drawn stick figures with extremely large text books. They had very nicely drawn cute faces and heads, but the rest was pure crap on purpose.

Haruhi smiled. "What the heck is this? T-Thanks Katsu." she said; laughing a little at the end of her sentence.

Katsu then went into the back room quietly. The twins looked annoyed.

"Hey, Where's our gifts Eh?" they said to her. She shouted back.

"HOLD ON A SEC, SHEESH!" She ran back holding two identical bags, but they had very different silly drawings on it. She handed the one drawn with marker to Kaoru, and the one with crayon on it to Hikaru. She was shaking as she gave them to them; she looked like she was trying to keep a straight face. The twins both tore through their bags. They both got some chocolate, (big surprise? Not in the slightest), cards, and at the bottom-

"Did you get us...condoms?" Hikaru looked at her. Katsu burst out laughing.

"YESSS!" She was rolling on the floor laughing. Kaoru pulled out some from his bag too.

"...Why do they say extra small?"

That just made Katsu start laughing even more, she continued laughing and rolling around for two whole minutes until she started crying she was laughing so hard. Her face was as red as the twins, only theirs was red in annoyance. She just kept laughing like a drunken child.

"GET THE PUDDING ADDITC!" the twins shouted and dived on her. They began tickling her to death as punishment. The rest of them just started at the three. They went on for another 5 minutes until Katsu was practically getting tortured from laughing so hard. She couldn't breathe. The twins didn't seem to notice.

"A-ahhahaha! S-Stop! HAHAHAHAHAHA! C-CAN'T-"

"Can't what?" Hikaru said mockingly; he continued to tickle her.

"We couldn't hear you." Kaoru told her, tickling her as well.

"BREATHHE!" She suddenly went from purple to white in the face and went limp in their arms. The room was eerily silent for a minute. The twins looked at each other.

"...Did we break her?"

Oh NOEZ!

Is Katsu deaded?

Hope you like this, if it's sloppy, well...I don't care this time. This was all done in about an hour or two. I'm glad I cranked it out. :)

REVIEW, read again, Blaah, whatever you want~!

Now, as for me? I'm back to Hetalia to find when Prussia seizes certain 'vital regions'.