A/N: Hey guys...I'm alive! Love that line lol, anyway thanks to Rachy I have a new Chapter for ya's, hope you guys (and gals) like it...

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing....it sucks being poor: D!

Chapter 7:

Newbie101: Bella

HalfnHalf: Rennesme

Goldenboy: Edward

VanityFair: Rosalie

HalfnHalf has entered chatroom.

HalfnHalf: "I finished it!"

Newbie101 has entered chatroom.

Newbie101: "Already?"

Goldenboy has entered chatroom.

Goldenboy: "Finished what?"

Newbie101: "Rennie's doing a speech for the reception after Kate and Garret's wedding"

Goldenboy: "Really"

HalfnHalf: "Yeah, do you want to hear it Daddy?"

Goldenboy: "...sure"

HalfnHalf: *cough, cough* "We are gathered here today-"

Newbie101: "Um sweetie...that's what they say during the actually ceremony"

HalfnHalf: "...Uh..., anyway, I'll skip that part then...*cough*...I just want to say I'm so happy for Kate and Garret, there like the cutest and really it's all down to me, but it's ok, you're so welcome..."

Goldenboy: "...wait...what?"

Newbie101: "Yeah honey, what do you mean?"

HalfnHalf: Well, if they hadn't been fighting to keep me alive in the first place they wouldn't have met, hence, they wouldn't have fell in love, hence, they wouldn't have been getting married, hence-"

Goldenboy: "They wouldn't be asking you to write a speech"

Newbie101: "Hence, we wouldn't be on this chatroom"

HalfnHalf: "Exactly...now can I continue....Good, well, If you have kids can I be godmother"*smiles happily*

Goldenboy: "...eh"

Newbie101: "They can't have kids...there..."

Goldenboy: "Yeah...there vampires"

HalfnHalf: "But you and Mommy are vampires and you had me!"

Goldenboy: "...true...Bella, help me out here"

Newbie101: "Rennie...it just can't happen, sorry sweetie..."

HalfnHalf: *looks down sadly* "...Oh.....can they adopt?.."*sighs hopefully*

Goldenboy: "I don't see why not....."

HalfnHalf: *squeals excitedly* "Brilliant....it'll be very Madonna or Angelina Jolie though... and I suppose I'll be like Elton John..."*lost in thought* "God I can't wait till I have my own kids"*jumps up and down*

Newbie101: "...excuse me?!?"

HalfnHalf: "I mean when me and Jake will have Kids...You know, I hope i have a girl and a boy, rather than two boys or two girls. But if i had triplets, I hope its two boys and one girl, rather than all girls or all boys...."*rambles on*

Goldenboy:*Steam coming out of ears* "...triplets!?!"

Newbie101: ".....Edward...sweetie?"

Goldenboy: ".....I have to go...."

Newbie101: "Where are you going?....."

Goldenboy: "I have to see a man about a dog..."

Goldenboy has logged off.

Newbie101: "....that can't be good"*shakes head*

VanityFair has logged on.

VanityFair: "Hey Bella, What's wrong with Edward...he just took the front door off its hinges..."

Newbie101: "WHAT! Got to go"

Newbie101 has logged off.

HalfnHalf: "Aunt Rosalie?"

VanityFair: "Yes, darling?"

HalfnHalf: "You're getting married right?"

VanityFair: "Yes...."

HalfnHalf: "Could I speak at your wedding..., pretty please, please, please, please!-"

VanityFair: "...eh"*laughs nervously* "....we'll see"

HalfnHalf:*huffs and folds arms indignantly* "It's a no, isn't it...!"

A/N: Hey...how was it? I'm little rusty, plus I didn't know which ending to do but I thought this was the best one. Strangely enough I have seen this scene in real life...not a good sigh, very funny though. R&R guys and if you have any idea's send them on...if not than please review so I know what you guys think anyway....See ya*wave* x

p.s I took a line from a Irish play called Lovers, I really liked it in English Class so I brought it in here, just so Brian Frial known's it's all his. X