The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage

by Nekogigi

Yukino is your above average medical ninja working under the employment of the Akatsuki as their new medical specialist, however, life in a notorious criminal organisation isn't what people believe it to be. Join Yuki as she attempts to stay at least half sane among all the crazyness that is the Akatsuki in this random and cractastic story. Rated M just in case

10. Chapter 10

The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage.

Chapter 10

Author's Note: The Arctic is lit by the midnight sun. The surface of the moon is lit by the face of the earth. Our little village is lit too, by lights just above that we cannot explain, welcome to the Land of Waves.

Journal Entry: 09. Oct 26

Dear Diary,

I never thought I'd admit it, but I really miss Itachi.

Sir Leader and Konan are away on business in Ame, Tobi claims they've eloped, once again what the fuck does Tobi know? Usually when they're gone Itachi is left in charge of things because he's the most responsible. Since the dipshit is still in a coma the task of watching over the idiot brigade lands on me. I'm not pleased.

Kakuzu filled the bathtub with his mattress money and is soaking in the aroma of currency, he's been in there for nearly five hours now and I suspect he's fallen asleep, tis a habit for old people, and Konan once told me he was 86 the last time she checked. Sasori's been tinkering with his chemistry set and has created what Tobi refers to as the glowing green liquid of doom, we're not quite sure what the liquid does, therefore, my not so favourite termite infestation chose to test the effects of the glowing green liquid of doom on Hidan by pouring it into a beer can and offering it to him, worked like a charm. Said alcoholic is now sprawled out on the floor under my desk licking my toes and panting heavily. Zetsu has rooted himself in a terra cotta pot on my windowsill to watch over me "in case Hidan tries anything funny"

But the plant man keeps staring at me and making me feel uncomfortable. I think he either likes me or wants to eat me. Both ideas send the boiling shiver of disgust throughout my body.

Tobi has procured himself a pogo stick and is giggling like an eight year old school girl while an angry Kisame chases him around while swinging a snarling Samehada.

On a lighter note. Contrary to popular belief, Deidara is very much not a woman. I discovered this revelation while giving him a sponge bath, also, Itachi has a nipple piercing, I didn't notice that before. Is it new? Anyway ,I suspect they've both been peeing on worms.