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Come on do everyone knows why Sasuke isn't falling for a potion. Anyways thanks for more reviews.

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Previously:

Naruto talks to Jiraiya about getting removing the potion but Jiraiya says no. Soon after Naruto is found in the bed of a stranger.

Now:

Jiraiya hit Naruto unconscious, as he scurried away into the bushes. A few hours later Naruto woke up, only to realize he was in a bed, not his own but in a bed. He jumped up to notice that a boy was walking into the room. Naruto was scared but excited to find out who this was. The boy opened the door and was revealed to be…..

Naruto's shocked scream, "Sasuke?!"

Sasuke answered, "Yeah, what loser?"

Naruto looking all around the room and then came sniffing at Sasuke.

Sasuke questioned, "What the Hell are you, a dog?"

"No, a nine-tailed fox,"was Naruto's mumbled answer as he sniffed around Sasuke.

"Stop it, dog."

"No!"

Sasuke asked, "Here's a question. Why're you sniffing me?"

"I just need to know if you smell like me."

Sasuke disgusted at the thought responded, "Now why the Hell would I smell like dead fish?"

"I don't smell like dead fish!" Naruto shouted but then smelled himself.

There was a silence when Naruto smelled himself, Sasuke then walked away from Naruto.

Naruto asked, "Where're you going?"

"Out," was Sasuke's simple response.

Sasuke turned back to facing Naruto and put on a devious smile.

Sasuke slyly suggested, "Do you not want me to go? Would you rather I stayed and took care of you?"

Naruto gave him a clueless answer, "No. I just want to know if you drugged me and slept with me."

Sasuke didn't know what to do, so he did what he could. He twitched, fainted got up and banged his head against the door and fainted again. He woke up again.

Sasuke was now angrily yelling, "What the Hell is in that head of yours? Mud or Bull? Do you want me to…"

Naruto responded angrily, "Hell no! I don't want to sleep with you. Never. I just thought cause well….Rock Lee tried to drug me…and Gaara and Neji ended up high instead. Besides every guy in this town are chasing after….."

Sasuke inquired angrily, "Am I like those jackasses?...No…Hell no! I want to kill you! Not sleep…"

"How was I supposed to know?"

The two were arguing but as they argued they were walking closer and closer.

"Bastard, die!"

"How about you …"

Naruto and Sasuke's faces were brought so close almost about to kiss. If Naruto said anything else, they would've. So the two idiots stopped talking but started a glaring contest. But a shoe was on the floor behind Naruto, so he accidentally slips on it. He grabs hold of Sasuke's arms, which caused Sasuke to fall on top of Naruto in the bed. Sasuke's head fell on Naruto's chest. Sasuke moved away from Naruto, the two blushing. But Naruto grabbed wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck. Sasuke dropped on Naruto again. But this time Sasuke's lips smashed at Naruto's lips.

In a tree branch, Jiraiya watched and smiled as he wrote his notes.

Jiraiya admitted, "If only you could understand that your true love is with you. You don't need Sakura. You found a jackass like yourself…..It's almost cute in a strange disturbing weird lost clueless…."

A guy jumped on Jiraiya taking him to the ground.

Jiraiya angrily said, "Why the Hell does this keep happening?"

"You have been spying on my Naruto. I've pledged my eternal loyalty and life to protect what is mine…." Rock was stopped from his speech by Jiraiya.

Jiraiya told him, "Trust me Naruto doesn't need your protection."

"Why say that?"

Jiraiya was gone before he heard Rock Lee say a thing. Rock Lee climbed to the tree branch where was Jiraiya was and saw the sight of Sasuke kissing Naruto, and fell down the tree.

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Um…..this was just another humor chapter. I see that everyone likes my humor so let's go with that. Oh yeah yay for 43 reviews, 21 alerts and 8 favorites. Thanks for also putting this story in "The I read too much Naruto fanfic C2." Though keep reading and reviewing. Send your love or flame.