LS7: Well… Hello there my friends who loves God Of War!
Kratos: Hn…
Translation: Hello!
LS7: What are we on? The tenth Chapter? Awesome! As a GOW fan, we all know what new game is coming out Nov. 2 Correct?
Kratos: Another game with me. Gow: Ghost of Sparta!
LS7: Yes! And I'm totally getting the first day it arrives…
Kratos: Hn…
Translation: Start the damn fic already!
LS7: I didn't need a translation for that… Anyway on with the fic!
Warnings/Spoilers: Well this takes place during GowII When Kratos fights the sisters of fates…If you didn't play, don't spoil it for yourself, if you did, enjoy!
Scene 10: What's behind door number…what?
Scene starts with our strapping hot to the core hero, fight the sisters of fate. All he cares about is kicking their asses so that he could face king daddy a.k.a. Zeus so that he could finally end his quest. His quest for cookies with the sprinkles. The first sister is dead due to the awesomeness that is of Kratos.
Kratos: Ugh! This fight is so boring… Can't you just die so that I can get this crap over with!
Sister of fate1: Why! So you can get pass us and fight Zeus! Whatever mortal!
Sister of fate2: Yeah! What she said…
Kratos: But you ladies can trust me! Would I lie to you two? Would I use my sexiness to mislead you both? Come on ladies.
Sister of fate!: Ha! We are not so easy fooled you fool! My sister and I are to smart. Isn't that right?
*Sister of fate2 is looking at Kratos with chibi eyes full of fangirliness. She's blushing as she is totally ignoring her fuming sister.*
Sister of fate1: HEY! YOU B*&%$! PAY ATTENTION! DON'T LET HIS SEXY ABS AND DEEP MONOTONE VOICE FOOL YOU!
Sister of fate2: Ohhh… Kratos….. You would never lie to me right?
*Enter epic cheesy sultry music… It starts playing as Kratos speaks in a romantic voice at the second sister and from out of nowhere, roses fell from the sky….(Curtsey of Cupid)*
Kratos: Never my darling. You are the wind beneath my wings. You are my starship and I'll take you out tonight….
Sister of fate1 *Proceeds to barf*:…...ew!
Sister of fate2: OH MY GOD!*Proceeds to die in a epic way here people…. She melted…*
*Music stops abruptly but not the falling of the rose petals…. Kratos becomes angry as the stupid bastard wouldn't stop throwing the roses.*
Kratos: LOOK YOU SON OF A B$%^! QUIT WITH THE F*&^&%! ROSE PETALS!
Cupid: B-but they add to the scenery….
Sister of fate1:…...?
Kratos:…...!*Gives the poor little guy a death glare so powerful, the roses all turned to ash and died….*
Cupid:….Well! I know when I'm not needed.*And with that, a Disney ping sound is the little guy's cue to exit.*
Sister of fate1: Well… that was-
Kratos: Gay?
Sister of fate1: Nah! I say more-
Kratos: Gay?
Sister of fate1:…..Fine it was gay!
Kratos: So since your first sister died because she was just stupid and the other one- *Looks at the melted thing that was Sister of fate2* died because of my sheer sexiness, what will you do now?
\Sister of fate1: Hm…. Let's play a game….
Kratos: What?
Sister of fate1: Yes! A game. A game in which you try and figure out what is behind one of the three doors of my choosing. If you win, you can kill king daddy!
Kratos: And if I should-
Sister of fate1: LOSE? Of course you will… If you lose, you become my slave.
Kratos: *In a bored tone* Sex slave?
Sister of fate1: Uh? No… my cleaning slave!
Kratos: ! ANYTHING BUT CLEANING! ANYTHING!
Sister of fate1:Nope…
Kratos: B*^&$%! Fine…
Sister of fate1: Great! Let's start… oh! You only get one chance. Teehee!
Kratos: WHA-
Sister of fate1: I choose door number…..*Retarded drum roll* 3!
Kratos: It's always three…. Hey! How am I suppose to guess!
Sister of fate1: Not my problem!
Kratos: Uh…..? Um….? No….uh…? Ares….?
Sister of fate1: Nope! Sorry!
Kratos: WHAT!
Sister of fate1: Teehee Teeheee! The correct answer is a rubber duckie!
Kratos:…..
Sister of fate1:…
Kratos: A f&*(^%$ DUCK! YOU MADE ME PLAY THIS GAME JUST TO BE YOUR STINKING CLEANING SLAVE! AND TO TOP IT OFF, YOU EVADE MY SEXY ADVANCES? NOOOOOOOOOOO! ALL FOR A RUBBER DUCK!
Sister of fate1: Uh…..Yes… *Laughs in a nervous laugh. You know, the one where you're about to die and try to plead for your life and fail? Yea… that one*
Kratos: Die motherf*(&^%$!hahahahahahahahahahaha!
*Yeah…she just died at the hands of the sexy beast known as-*
Kratos: Yeah! You ugly demon….. Don't ever try to evade the sexy might that is of Kratos the Ghost of motherf&*^%^* Sparta b*&^!
*Walks into the portal door thingy to face the might of Zeus! (And we know how that went…) Blood is still on him… very sexy!*
Scene ends in blood and sexiness!
LS7: See Kratos! I think you're sexy… I really do.
Kratos: Hn….
Translation: Really! Oh my gawd thank you so very much!
LS7: You're welcome!
Kratos: Hn!
Translation: Review!