Zim's POV

The time I spent with Dib as mates (or boy-friends as the human called it) have been quite…interesting. When no one is looking the Dib will grab my hand and intertwine his fingers with my own, he also would sit very close to me during lunch and reach his foot over and nuzzle it against mine, and when we were completely alone we would kiss and do…other stuff. As a matter of fact I find these demonstrations of human affections to be very…pleasurable, much different from my experience with the hideous Tak female.

As we were eating lunch together Dib seemed anxious, he kept shifting in his seat and drumming his fingers on the table. "What is wrong with you?" I ask.

"Huh?" he said "Oh nothing. Um… hey listen. Can we talk?" he asked "privately"

I agreed and he took me to a vacant class room. "Is something wrong?" I asked.

"Um…well, I'm worried….about you." He said nervously.

"Worried about me?" I asked "Zim is in no danger!"

"Actually," he said "You are."

"What do you mean?" I asked

"Well, before we even started dating my dad accused me of being gay." He started "and he told me if he ever caught me with a boy that he'd….kill him."

I scoffed. "I am not afraid of that human!" I said "I highly doubt he would be able to harm the all mighty Zim!"

"You don't understand! My dad is very powerful! He could do just about anything he wants and get away with it!" he shouted "My dad is rich and the world needs him, which makes him above the law! He won't go to jail for killing you! And let's not forget the fact that you're an alien! If he finds that out you'll be strapped to an autopsy table in seconds!"

"He won't find out." I said "I won't let that happen." I said assuringly

"I can't risk that, Zim!" he said. "I can't let that happen to you!"

"Just relax a little." I said. "We don't have to end this. We just have to be more careful from now on." I said as patted his head.

He took a few deep breaths to calm himself down. "Ok," he finally said "we'll be really carful. I…I can't stand the thought of anything bad happening to you because of me."

"Don't worry." I said "The amazing Zim will make sure nothing happens." I leaned over and gave him a small kiss. He grabbed me and gave me a very long passionate kiss. The kiss continued for about seven minutes. Lately it seems like whenever I try to kiss him it just ends up with us making out or mating. In the middle of the kiss we heard the door open. We looked over to see Mr. Grouch staring at us with wide eyes.

"Mr. Grouch, it's not what it looks like!" Dib shouted.

Mr. Grouch did not look convinced "I know exactly what you were doing!" he shouted "How dare you use my class room for you private affairs! I'm reporting you both to the principal."

After we were sent to the office I looked over at Dib who had panic in his eyes like I'd never seen. When we got there the principal, Mr. Meany looked at us oddly. "So," He said "I see that our little arrangement got a little…out of hand."

"We are so sorry!" Dib said "We won't let it happen again."

"Ok," he said "but I have to notify your parents."

"No!" he shouted "I…um..Uh…haven't come out to my family yet" he said "I don't want them to find out thins way."

"Fine." he said "Given the fact that this is a…sensitive subject, I suppose I'll let it go." he then looked at us both sternly, but if I find out that you have been fooling around on school grounds I will tell you parents." He said. "I am also ending your punishment, so you are free to do what you want, but I don't believe that is will be nessisarie now." He said with a smirk.

"Thank you so much Mr. Meany." Dib said releaved "I promise that it will never happen agen."

"Okay then," he said " you two are free to go. Enjoy the rest of you day." He said with a giggle.

Dib and I walked out of the office "that was close" I said.

"To close." Dib said "Now we know that we have to be even more careful then we thought before"

I nodded. This relationship was going to be harder than I thought.