" Here are our choices." Shadow, DI's obnoxious leader, began." We could buy artillery, missiles, choppers, or a nuke." They debated over it a bit. " Chopper." Demon said. " No, a nuke." Eagle argued. " Guys!" Lightning the second in command, broke in. " I bought Uzis, AK-47s, etc., but we're out of dough!" Shadow was never so surprised. " WTF how?" he asked. " Maybe cuz you drink a lot?" suggested Fox. Lightning continued with his speech " And I brought our friend Breznov to help us." Why him?!" Shadow thundered. He never liked the Russian terrorist because of a past incident. " I don't want him in here!" Breznov smiled as he continued eating a piece of Apple pie. " Do you desire world domination or not?" Lightning asked. Shadow reluctantly agreed to keep Joseph Breznov. Breznov smiled and said the only English word he knew " Losers". " How's that idiot gonna help?" Scorpion demanded. Breznov after finishing his pie started ranting in Russian. " You expect us to understand gibberish?" Viper whined. " I do." Sorcerer said." Really?" Viper asked. " It's called Google translate dumbass!" Sorcerer said. Breznov told them that they needed training for covert missions and supplies. " Does he think we're ninjas?" Wolf moaned. Jaguar looked at photos from a WW2 museum that had visited earlier, but had to leave early after Shadow damaged some artifacts with a Slurpee. " Like D-Day?" he asked. Breznov smiled and said sort of. " Now" Breznov began. " My friends will train you in your first step which is to take over the Crazville Police Station." 6 people came into the room. " Gustav, Jose, Hiro, Simon, Mohsen, and Claudia will train you guys in explosives, stealth, etc. and in 2 weeks you'll be well conditioned. Any questions?" Dragon asked if they get lollipops. "No!" Breznov snapped as he went out. He and The Contractor met and discussed the Boss's plan." Status?" he asked. " They'll be ready" Breznov said. "You sure these clumsy bastards-" Breznov cut him off and nodded. They both grinned and knew their own world domination plan would be set in motion soon.
2 weeks later, Shadow, Lightning, and Jaguar were chilling at the Crazville WW2 Memorial eating ice-cream. Their training will be worth it. Then Demon called for them to meet at the beach. " Show time!" Shadow grinned, but his dreams were cut short as he stepped on dog poo. " Crap" he muttered. " Yeah you stepped on it." Jaguar grinned. " You little-" Shadow growled, but Lightning stopped him. All of DI met their contacts at the beach and were surprised to see a lifeguard and a tough looking woman." All right DI." the lifeguard began. He lectured them on how to start and act during emergencies. " Oh" added the woman. " Don't hesitate to kill if you have no choice." Scorpion grinned, but Demon elbowed him and said to do it sparingly." Best of luck." the lifeguard said as he and his companion disappeared. " All right, let's make a distraction" Shadow said as they entered the Police Station entrance. " How do I-" began Dragon. " Just pretend to fight or something." Shadow said irritated. Fox and Jaguar took Dragon's last licorice and were eating it. Dragon's eyes widened and in a frenzy he attacked them both and fought for real. While 2 cops ran out to stop it, Lightning and his group snuck in. Lt. Andersen drained his coffee and smiled at him. " Nice to see you again." Lightning looked sad and muttered" Sorry". Andersen looked baffled, but was knocked out by Viper from behind. " Place the bombs and clear out!" Lightning ordered. Viper and Scorpion led the way to place them and near the bathroom officer Guerrero got and the last thing he saw was Hunter run by and shoot him in the head. The explosives were placed. " Sir!" Wolf told Lightning." Bombs in position." Soon they regrouped outside and Shadow made the call.
Chief Higgins picked up the phone. A voice said " Surrender or the bombs will make their mark'. " Who are you?" Higgins asked confused. " We are terrorists and now hurry up because I'm starving and I need to use the john." The chief laughed. Shadow gave Scorpion the signal who more than willingly detonated the bombs. Meanwhile the prisoners were making their escape , but unfortunately they were blown apart by the blast.
Success, Shadow thought smiling. Then the chief came out and thanked him." What'd I do? he asked confused. " You stopped an uprising and now you can be my advisor." " Of course he would." lightning immediately said. " Just one thing" Shadow blurted. " Do you guys have free coffee and donuts?" " Yeah" the Chief grinned.
Meanwhile in the neighboring town of Gaston, Contractor told the Boss. " Excellent" he grinned. " They completed their mission. Now send them on the next one!" Contractor asked if it was the White House takeover. " Well they proved themselves well and we can have them kill the President and make them thing they're in control, but we'll move in and frame and assassinate their leader and we'll take over." Contractor sneered when he heard this. "Sounds great"