Ohayo, sorry if there's any misspelling, I fractured and broke my hand, wanna know how?, well me and my cousin was on the stairs, we were having a competition for who can go down fastest, and I trip, I protected my self with my hand, and ughh, this happen, when I fell, it wasn't like tumbelling, heck I wish I tumbled down instead, it was a jump, I was going jump down but trip in the process and uh, protect myself?, and uh, hurt a lot, lots of hurt
Black Cat: Back Again!
Pala: what happened to your hand?
Neko: it all bandaged
Erza: we are still in here you know?!
Jellal: why is it so small in here?
*Black Cat let them
Natsu: why did you let them out?
Lucy: we haven't done anything yet
Black Cat: That's because we all will be doing it together, from a Guest, who put up a lightning round
Pala: *reads* I dare Erza to wear magic restraining armor and to be tied to a chair while forced to watch hundreds and hundreds of strawberry cheesecake to be destroyed.
Erza: NOOOOOO
*watches*
*then somehow, broke out, and everything exploded because the restraining armor, self destruct
Neko: *cough*
*everyone is chalked except Natsu
Lucy: is it over
Neko: Nope *reads* I dare romeo to ignore Wendy's entire existence for 5 whole chapters. No form of communication what so ever, she is nothing but air.
Romeo: What?!, I can't do that!
Wendy: *was cover in invisibility spell and only romeo can't see her
Jellal: God..
Black Cat: *reads* I dare natsu to date flare, but good flare not evil flare.
Natsu: Fuck That!
Black Cat: This is my cousin dare, okay, I did not do this one, I dare rogue and sting to wear dresses and dance with Lucy, as Lucy wear a prince charming costume
Sting: What The Hell
Rogue: NOOOOOO *drags into a dark room to put on a dress
*They dance, Elegant and Tango, but on the tango part, where she lift them up she was crushed*
Pala: *reads* I dare gray to dance battle with ichiya, the tri-men, Lyon and natsu.
Sting: At least you guys don't need to wear a dress
Gray: What!?, No!
*force to dance
*after the dance
Natsu: Man... I need bleach my eyes
Lyon: Me too
Ichiya: MEN!
Tri-Men: *bleaches their eyes
Neko: *reads* I dare gajeel and orga to communicate through singing for 5 chapters.
Gajeel: How do we do that?
Orga: Hmm
*Neko shows them a lot of Bart Baker parodies (plus my Fav one is Sia Elastic Heart)*
Gajeel: * LLLLEEEETTTSSS GGGGEEEETTTT TTTTTHHHHHIIIIISSSSSS SSSShHHHHHHHHIIIIIITTT DDDDDDOOOOONNNNEEEEE!
Orga: THIIISSS SEEEEMSSS LLLLOOOOVVVEEELLLY
*Two guys dress in black comes in
Gajeel: WHOOO ARREEE YYOOOU GGGUYYSSS?
THE GUYS: WEE AAARRRREEE THHHEEE FFFBBIII
Black Cat: *explain to the FBI's
FBI: Okay, lets wrap it up!
Black Cat: *reads* I dare cana to put all her alcohol in one place and set them on fire.
Cana: NNNNEEVVVVEEEERRRRRR
*Cana runs away
Black Cat: just leave her
Pala: Now Here's Truth's *reads* Lucy- Do you like natsu seeing you naked?
Lucy: Hell No!
Natsu: That weird
Neko: *reads* Mira- Are you and laxus in a serious relationship?
Mira: No, but it's true I use to like him back then but now, LALU!
Laxus: Lalu? what the fuck is that!?
Black Cat: *reads* Natsu- Do you love it whenever Lucy gets in trouble, the first person she calls for help is you?
Natsu: What, No, Lucy can fight, You know
Sting: BUUURRRNNNN!
Pala: *reads* Freed- Have you considered getting a life outside laxus?
Freed: Of Course, I am not a stalker like Juvia, you know
Juvia: Juvia Is not a stalker!
Neko: *reads* Elfman- Which is more important? Your pride as a man or Evergreen?
Elfman: *blushes and whispers* Evergreen..
Evergreen: *blushes
Neko: Loke- Why haven't you gotten over Lucy, when she has natsu, and focus on Aries
Loke: Well Lucy said to never leave her, Plus Natsu and Lucy are best friends and anyway Aries is like my little sister
Aries: GOMEN, But it's true, I think Loke as my brother and I do Ship Lucy and Loke
Black Cat: *reads* Erza- Jellal or every strawberry cheesecake, which will you save from getting removed from the universe? (Note: The removal from universe means they cease to exist and will never exist again.)
Erza: Jellal of course, but also, I will end your life, for MAKING ME DO THIS!
Jellal: *blushes*
Lucy: Erza on a rampage
Natsu: THE DEVIL
Gray: *Fainted
Juvia: *drags Gray by is foot, to a sheltered place
Elfman: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MANNNNNNN