Just modified them a bit to make it fit with what I had in mind. Please note that the brevity of the chapters is partly intentional - bite sized is easier for me, even though I really want to do long ones, I simply don't have the time. The plot itself is not any different from the direction I want it to go, so don't worry. :)

OMG SORRY I THOUGHT I UPLOADED IT BEFORE ;_;

SORRY IT TRULY WAS THE SAME THING I JUST REALISED IT

YEAH, ENJOY THE REAL CHAPTER TEN


She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall.
She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light.
She's got a new addiction for every day and night.

Mikuru led the way into the clubroom, face determined. Hm. Must be something time related. Only time she ever said she could only tell ME, I thought it was a confession. But NOOOO, it was about her time traveller status...oh well. Hope it's nothing too strange, like an infinite loop. Can you get mobius loops in time? That'd be pretty cool.

Finally we arrived at the clubroom door. She opened it carefully, checking no one was inside, before hustling me inside. What was this, an emergency? Nothing's going to happen soon, is it? I pulled a chair and flopped into it. She meandered over to the window, looking out.

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

Damn, she's fine. Yeah, I think I'll leave it at that before I become treacherous.

Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.

"Kyon-kun!" She stood there, face flushed, head down, hands clutching at her ample chest.

Her sudden shout made me sit up straight. Geezus, what's gotten into her?

"Uh, YEAH, what's up!"

"Uhm..." She tugged at her school dress down, and sat next to me. I could smell her sweet scent.

No! Bad thoughts bad thoughts bad thoughts bad thoughts bad thoughts bad thoughts

BLACK.

Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart and she took my money
she must've slipped me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne
Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane.

I opened my eyes. I'd fallen off my chair accidentally, and hit my head against the sharp edge of the bookcase behind. Ow...

Mikuru was still sitting...but now my head was in her lap. Uh oh.

"Uhh... Mikuru, I'm fine now. What was it that you wanted to tell me?"

"Well..." she tugged at her PONYTAIL! I struggled against her charm.

"I...uh...I love you, Kyon..."

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!

Now I'm totally confused. I dunno what my feelings are anymore. She's here, and just confessed, but Haruhi...GAH! I dunno! Just someone make up my mind for-

I felt soft sweet lips press against mine.

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life
but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On!


Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca

Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.

My brain was in overdrive from the sensation. I can't exactly remember what I was doing. I pushed her aside, and started banging my head against the wooden floor like a maniac for being so STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! I kept at it until I realised the bookshelf wasn't PARTICULARLY STABLE. I watched, frozen in horror (and possibly borderline insanity) as the bookshelf came down, down, down -