Hey! Sorry about the wait! Thanks so much for all the votes! Unfortunately, this one came in last, so i was last to update this one!
Now, this story will be ending after the next chapter. You'll see why at the end.
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Number 8:Go into the bathroom at school, Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets and lie down on them. Scream and when someone arrives,
announce, "I'm suing this school! I slipped on a broken tile and now i'm bleeding to death!''
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Number 9: Sniffle incessantly.
"I can't believe he did that!" Taylor exclaimed, as she, Gabriella and Chad arrived at East High School on Monday. Gabriella had just finished explaining what had happened on her and Troy's date at the weekend.
"I know! I was humiliated! How could he do that to me?" Gabriella cried.
"Did he even offer an explanation, or an apology?" Taylor asked.
"No! I mean, he just dropped me off like nothing had even happened," Gabriella replied.
"That's Troy," Chad commented with a smirk.
"What's that supposed to mean, Danforth?!" Taylor snapped at her boyfriend.
"Hey! Don't last name me! It was Troy who was the jerk!" Chad protested.
"Fine! What do you mean, Chad?" She asked politely, with gritted teeth.
"Well, Troy does those kinds of things in three situations. 1) When he's bored; 2) When he's trying to impress someone and 3) When he's nervous," Chad explained.
"So which one was he?" Gabriella questioned.
"Jesus, and they call me dumb," Chad muttered, "He was nervous, Gabs," Chad sighed.
"Why would he be nervous?" Gabriella countered, "We've been on dates before and he hasn't acted like a complete dimwit!"
"He did on your first date," Chad pointed out.
"He was-" Gabriella started.
"Nervous...exactly! Come on Gabs, think this through. On your first date, he messed up because he was nervous and wanted to impress you, and now, on your anniversary dinner, he was again nervous and ended up messing up...again!" Chad explained in a triumphant voice.
"Are you making excuses for him Chad?" Taylor asked sharply.
"Stop snapping at me, Tay! I was just helping Gabriella with a little insight to my best mate's mind," He retorted at Taylor, then turned back to Gabriella, "You better watch out Gabs. Today, he's probably going to do something else," Chad warned.
"Oh God. Like what?" Gabriella asked horrified.
"If i know Troy, and i definitely do. It'll be something to make you feel sorry for him and want to laugh at him all at the same time," Chad guessed, "Come on we better go, or Darbus will have our heads," The three headed to Ms. Darbus' homeroom, where Troy was already sat. He didn't look up but was examining a piece of paper with extreme concentration. Gabriella sighed and sat down at her usual seat in the back, and watched as her idiotic boyfriend payed more attention to a piece of paper than her.
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At Lunch, Gabriella, Chad and Taylor took their seats next to Troy, Sharpay, Ryan, Zeke, Kelsi, Martha and Jason. Once again, Troy was poring over a piece of paper. Gabriella tutted and turned her attentions to Sharpay who was giving a running commentary on shoes.
"So, you see, i wanted to wear the pink ones but they didn't match my skin tone, and i had already worn the blue ones that week, so obviously i couldn't wear them again..." Sharpay began.
Sniffle.
"Then, Daddy said that i could have both pairs of Jimmy Choo's if i wanted to, so of course i bought them..."
Sniffle. Sniffle.
"So, i get home right, and the white pumps were an inch too large! I mean, how unfortunate is that?" She screeched.
Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle.
Sharpay noticed the sniffles, but ignored it and carried on, "Then Daddy said that i should give my shoes to the homeless and i was all like, 'Daddy, if i give my shoes to the homeless, they'll look out of place with their other homeless people' and we wouldn't want that would we?"
Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle.
"So i called Zekey and he told me that all i had to do was put tissue in the toe area of the white pumps and they would fit. So, i did and they fit! And i was just so happy. Well you have to see the pumps to realise why I was so happy of course. But you get the picture," Sharpay smiled.
Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle.
"Then of course, i just had to buy Zeke a present for helping me, but what to get him? That was the-" Sharpay cut herself off at the annoying sound that had been going on during her whole explanation.
Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle.
"Bolton! Would you like me to get you a tissue?" She snapped at him.
"No-no," sniffle, "I'm fine," Troy shook his head sadly. Gabriella rolled her eyes.
"Where was i? Oh yeah, so i decided to get Zeke a present and i thought what was better than shoes? Right? So, i went back to the mall and intended to get him some new basketball sneakers and then i just got drawn in at the shoe store again, and i came out with six more pairs. I guess it's fair to say that i had forgotten about Zeke's sneakers by then..."
Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle. Sniffle. SNIFFLE!
"Troy! For God's sake! What are you doing now?!" Gabriella finally snapped.
"Nothing! It's not like any of you would care!" Troy replied dramatically before getting up from his seat, "I'm going to the bathroom!" With that, he stalked off in the direction of the nearest bathroom.
"Oh my God. He just gets worse and worse," Kelsi noted.
"Tell me about it," Gabriella sighed.
"We should get going too, you guys. Lunch period is nearly over," Zeke said.
"But i haven't even finished my story!" Sharpay protested.
"Send us a memo," Gabriella told her sharply.
"But I -" Sharpay was cut off by a blood curdling scream. It was coming from the bathroom outside of the cafeteria.
"Troy!" Gabriella panicked and the entire gang got up and ran to the bathroom.
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After Troy had stalked out of the cafeteria, he headed for the bathroom right next door, where he put the next part of his plan into motion. Troy looked around the bathroom and noticed a broken floor tile, then beamed silently to himself.
Pulling out several tomato ketchup packets from his jacket, stolen from the cafeteria; he emptied the contents onto parts of his head and the floor. He placed his head in an awkward position on the floor and let out a blood curdling scream.
Before he knew it, the gang, along with a few other students and the principal were in the room.
"What happened?!" Principal Matsui yelled.
"I'm suing this school! I slipped on a broken tile and now i'm bleeding to death!'' He screamed at the Principal.
"What?!" Principal Matsui panicked, "I'll call an ambulance!" With that, he fled from the room, where Troy began to laugh.
"Troy! That was not funny! He thinks you're hurt!" Gabriella scolded.
"You scared us to death, Dude!" Chad snapped.
"Oh come on, it was funny!" Troy smirked as he stood up from where he lay.
The gang looked at each other and eventually started laughing too, "Did you see the look on old Matsui's face? Priceless!" Zeke exclaimed.
"One of these days, Troy, you'll get a taste of your own medicine," Gabriella giggled despite herself.
"Well when that day comes, i'm sure i'll find it funny too," Troy said immaturely before walking out of the room, still laughing and directly into a confused looking Principal Matsui. The gang followed.
"Troy, weren't you just on the floor, in pain, bleeding?" Principal Matsui asked in confusion.
"Sorry? No, i've been in the cafeteria all this time. Maybe you need a holiday," Troy suggested with a straight face.
"I think i do," Dave Matsui mumbled in reply, before walking away talking to himself incoherently, leaving Troy fighting back the urge to laugh more.
"He is so annoying sometimes," Chad laughed.
"But he's the funniest guy we know," Sharpay argued, still clutching her side in laughter.
"He needs to learn his lesson," Jason spoke up, "He scared us,"
"And he will," Taylor smirked, holding a piece of paper up.
"What's that?" Chad asked his girlfriend.
"It's Troy's list. '88 Ways to Annoy people'. Oh and would you look at that? Number eight, 'Go into the bathroom at school, Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets and lie down on them. Scream and when someone arrives, announce, "I'm suing this school! I slipped on a broken tile and now i'm bleeding to death!'. Then there's number nine, 'Sniffle incessantly',"
"So, he's been doing all this stuff, off of a list?" Gabriella asked in disbelief.
"Yup!" Taylor nodded.
"Well then, lets give him a taste of his own medicine, then!" Chad exclaimed before ripping the paper out of Taylor's hands, "Aha! This is perfect to make Troy Bolton wish he had never annoyed us," Chad smirked.
"Which one?" Everyone asked.
"Oh no my dears, not just one. As many of them as we can do in one day," Chad grinned evilly, "He'll never want to annoy us again,"
"Watch out Troy Bolton. You're about to be beaten at your own game," Gabriella smirked.
Yeah, so, in the next chapter, the gang gets their revenge! I'm so sad that this story is ending, but i really can't carry it on much more! I'm running out of ideas!
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Stacey! xxx
