I got rid of my other two stories (don't worry; they were short and just as a try out of FanFiction). Now, HPDM will go strong!!! As it is now my only story! Well, I don't have much to say. I mean, people are reviewing and I'm so darn happy that you guys like me…I…I just…give me a moment…*sniff* OH! I know what to say! Did you know I update my profile like, every week? Yep, it's true! For any new macho related information you wish to seek, check my profile! It's actually pretty cool if I do say so myself.

Even though only Wolfember842 reviewed for the last chapter, I wanted to do a new one. Not that you don't mean anything it's just that you're so darn special, it would be unfair to count you. This chapter is for all the machetes out there! (A machete is he/she who supports the MachoMan!) RG is random guy/girl.

Let's go to Snape (hehe)…

S: Good luck! *cough not cough* The newest "Witches and Warlocks" is on in fifteen minutes! I cannot miss a single second of Gabriella and Francesco!

N: NO!!!!!!

S: What? How dare you sssspeak to me in that insssolent manner boy!! To the dunge…uhh, never mind.

N: Gabriella and Francesco are never getting together! Mr. Hernandez is like, Gabby's other half! If you ask me, Francesco is the one who framed Rafaela for the murder.

S: Ahh, who cares what you think. You're sentenced to eternal damnation anyway.

Snape left to his office and turned on channel 24. I know!! Everyone probably wants the story, but me just LOVE Witches and Warlocks!

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…AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEEED FIFTEEN FIRST!! Remember: doon doon doom. Pick your flowers at Fifteen first!

And now, back to Witches and Warlocks.

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Police dude: Stop right there.

A guy in a mask turns around and shoots the police guy.

RG: Yes, but I must be going. He takes off his mask, reveling himself to be…some random guy whose face we don't see because…it's….in the…shadows!! GRR!!! I was so looking forward to this!

PD: NO!!

Another RG: Police officer Schwartz!

POS: Officer Nancy!! You can't let him get away!

PON: Mr. Schwartz, what happened?

POS: It's too late for me, my dear Nancy. He shot me in the epidermis. I'll die momentarily…

PON: There must be something I can do?

POS: You can make the last moments of my life happy. First, avenge my death Nancy, catch the crook. I have some leads…OWW!!...*gasp*…seven, thirteen, twenty five, Nancy! Don't forget it!! All the information!! It makes sense, Rafaela's mother. The reason she was in jail…*wheeze* the murderer…

PON: I'll try my best, but I have to get you to the ER.

POS: No, I'm practically dead already.

PON: *cry* B.b..but…there must be something…

POS: Shush!! *ooff*…listen Nancy, before I die…

PON: What? What is it??

POS: I…I…*wheeze* I love you…Nancy….HE'S DEAD!!

PON: NOO!!!!!!! Why?? Why did he have to die!!!! *sob*

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R: I'm so sorry Jose!

J: Tell me, Rafaela? Why? I proposed to you, I love you!

R: Jose, your mother…was my cell mate.

J: EGAD!

R: Yes, Jose. I was sentenced, because I killed my best friend. Her name was Nancy. Egad! Could she be our police officer Nancy?! Your mother was in for smuggling some illegal goods and multiple killings, but I believe she was framed. She was just so sincere and genuine. When we talked, I really thought she would be my friend. She told me everything about her life and I told her about my life and I don't believe someone like that could have possibly done any of the things she was in for!

J: But, she's here now. Things like that; you're put in jail years for. And how come I never knew of this?

R: She told me that too. When she was on an extended vacation in Jamaica, she was never really in Jamaica.

J: Well, why was she let out?

R: Because the killer struck again while she was under heavy guard.

J: No!

R: Oh yes. They checked every cell, every criminal. We were all there. Even Olga who constantly escapes but is always caught again. All of us. Every single one of us was in shock. We didn't know what to do. Neither did the police. They sent out 10 guards. Two returned. But they're both still in the hospital with amnesia.

J: How did you get out?

R: I paid my way out.

J: But if you and my mother were friends…what happened?

R: Well, as you know, she was released. But she was still a suspect.

J: What? Why?? You tried to help her didn't you? You said that you thought she was framed!

R: I did. But even though I don't think she committed the actual crime, I do think she played a part in it somewhere. Maybe she did it to cover up for the real criminal, or maybe as an informant. I wouldn't know.

J: But how could you make such an accusation?

R: Well, she never had an alibi, and she refused to tell me about it either. I just knew. I was sent out a while later after her and the first thing I did was track her so I could tell her the good news. What awaited me was surprising…

G: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! YOU TRAITOR!! STAY AWAY!!!! GO!!!

R: But, what? Gabriella, I thought we were friends?

G: HOW CAN I BE FRIENDS WITH A TRAITOR LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE GARBAGE!! FILTH!!! THE LOWEST LOWLIFE…

R: *crying* I never saw her again. When I met you, I was scared because you matched her description of her son perfectly. I knew I had to end it, before we were both caught…but then…

J: Then what, Rafaela?

R: Jose, I'm pregnant.

OMG!!! WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?!?!?!

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At that little phone booth where you talk to people in jail from behind a glass wall. You know what I'm talking about don't you?

O: Gabriella, darling. You know that you can tell me anysing. (Heavy accent)

G: Alright Olga. You see, I have a husband, Francesco.

O: Oh la la! He is handsome, yes?

G: Very, practically perfect. But, I've been going to therapy ever since I got released, did you know?

O: Oh, girl. Do tell. I feel zee juiciness of zis story already.

G: Well, Mr. Hernandez has always been awfully nice to me. He's the therapist.

O: Oh no, I can tell where zis is going, yes? Zee man is sweet, he listens, and he is patient and kind. Yes? Zee husband is getting dull and you say, vhere did honeymoon go, yes?

G: Oh, Olga, I knew you'd understand!

O: Yes, yes, Olga understands completely. Vhat did you do vith man, huh?

G: Well, let's just say afterwards, I checked and the"stick came out with a little plus".

O: Oh no!! But congratulations! Yes?

G: No, this is very bad Olga. Very bad! What do I tell Francesco? He might kill me if I told him. In the literal sense of the word, too Olga. You remember what I said about him being a "hands on" type of guy?

O: Vell, there's no problems vitch cannot be solved with a few pills in zee drink or unexplained absence of husband yes?

G: Oh, Olga! I still love him and I couldn't be put in jail again! I won't be able to handle it.

O: Vell, you vill always have zis Mr. Hernandez to comfort you.

G: Olga! I'm serious. I don't know what to do!

O: Honey, you take life too seriously sometimes. But, how about talking to old cell friend, yes? The Rafaela?

G: How could I possibly face Rafaela? After what happened, you know.

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P: Francesco!

F: Pablo!

P: Francesco, this is unacceptable. You might be going too far.

F: What do you mean me?

P: You know very well what I mean.

F: I don't.

P: The murders.

F: Pablo, as long as I am head of the police, we will not rest until we find this crook. I have my eyes set on Gabriella still.

P: She is your own wife, sir.

F: I know. I never told her I suspected her. All she knows is that the judge wants to see her behind bars. But my eye is drifting to close family and friends. Someone she would want to protect perhaps.

P: Sir, I am very disturbed. This family is also yours.

F: I know Pablo, I know.

The door loudly bangs open.

P: *gasp* Police officer Nancy! What's the problem?

N: He's dead. Mr. Schwartz is dead!! He killed him!!!

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Professor Snape: Oh no!! Why?!

M: Professor.

S: AHH!! Oh, Professor McGonagle I was just uhh…watching…*click*…the beauty and spa treatment channel. What? The beauty and spa treatment channel?

T.V.: Ladies, everyone needs a manicure these days, but who has the time? Just flick this powder over your nails and viola! Beautiful! Absolutely marvelous! You don't even need to worry about calluses. This takes care of…

M: Professor, I never knew you were interested in this sort of thing.

S: Uhhh….

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D: YES!! Taking the shortcut through Professor Harte's portrait made me get here just in time for Witches and Warlocks.

S: Dean, do you know the difference between the hungry heptropilla and the pixipilla…wow….what are you doing?

D: AHH! *click* the geometry channel?

S: Wow, I never knew you had such an interest in figures, Dean.

D: Didn't you Seamus?