[Epilogue]
Part 1: Santa vs. Davina (New Year's Royal Cup Tournament preview)
"Honestly, I'd never expected to face you this late in the tournament," Davina replied, the moments before their match.
"If we'd fought before, people might've decided that whoever won was going to win everything. This way the winner will be tired for the next match to make it fair. Or they're just doing it for drama or don't care or something." Santa responded
Davina shook her head. "But Lord Ashikaga set up a two-week rest period between the semi-finals and the finals… but that's beside the point. All we know is, Jim beat Homura and is facing Nicia in his semi-final."
"Fighting a time-user might be a bit rough, but that's later so I don't have to worry about it yet. Besides, if the writers got into an argument about who would win they'd probably never be able to agree anyway."
"I think Jim had gotten used to how time stops work, that his senses have become so attuned to what's coming next… either way, if I want to prove myself to Jim and face him in the finals, I gotta beat you first."
"My relationship with Nicia is going to be way more interesting than you and Jim's is, take that."
"I think someone seem to be forgetting that my path up to now has been nothing but tough opponents - at this point, I have virtually nothing to lose by facing you - you're not a stepping stone, but a wall before my path. I'm just gonna have to climb that wall."
"Someone in the audience is probably thinking, 'Did she just call Santa fat?' Well, topgear was loading you up with stuff since you were in the middle of everything, but i'm still the main character of my story and my writer is the bullet hell expert so I don't think I have any disadvantage here."
"You can change costumes - I can change forms; each more powerful than the last. Plus, with the skillset I've got and the training from weeks past, I doubt I'd lose at all. I'm going to face Jim in the final - and that's the bottom line, 'cause Dee-jae said so."
"That's the most childish reasoning i've heard all scene. I was travelling with you for the entire story, I've already seen all your abilities and have ways to dodge. 'Shoot and I'll move' like someone from Touhou said."
Smirking, Davina replied, "But the one thing you don't have over me is spontaneity - the ability to use and combine moves on the fly. Either way, I expect this to be one hell of a party - and I'm reserving my seat in the last party."
"That's fine, I prefer to think and figure out how to make unavoidable attacks and dodges to known abilities before I need them so I can use them for max effect."
Davina, looking out to the arena, transformed into Black Heart and smiled at Santa. "Looks like they're calling for us… shan't keep them waiting any longer."
"Yeah."
[...]
Part 2: Charlotte and Nacht (Nacht finally gets flustered by Charlotte) + "What-If" of Purple Heart-Charlotte and Walpurgisnacht-Nacht (aka Video Game scenario)
Charlotte walked over to where Nacht had covered herself with blankets on the bed. It seemed like she wanted to hide something from her, but the former was undeterred in finding out the truth.
"Nacht, are you okay?" she asked, sitting by her blanket-cocooned girlfriend.
"I was really cold so I'm using these to get warm." Nacht explained.
Charlotte had none of Nacht's explanation - she couldn't be feeling that cold, could she? With the slightest of precision, she slowly uncovered Nacht's face from the cocoon. To her surprise, her skin was a pure white, almost like Walpurgisnacht's… and her hair was longer than usual, and as blue as the dresses she wore.
"Nacht…" she said quietly. "It's okay, you can show me. I won't tell anybody."
"I really need my colors to dry before I go out and scare the crap out of everyone else."
"What happened to you? It's like you were hit with a curse or something." She hugged the cocoon… before feeling something odd. Almost like something about her girlfriend's features were off. "Your chest… it's... bigger?"
"Apparently; I kept some of her traits after you guys saved me - and putting my soul back in my body seems to be… undoing them."
Charlotte nodded, before asking, "Nacht… sorry for asking, but do you mind if I see your whole body? I'm merely curious."
Nacht slowly unwrapped herself. Just as Charlotte had predicted, all of Nacht's skin had gone a pure white, with her hair as long as her girlfriend's - if not longer - and in an odd deep blue color, and a chest that would make even Vert jealous.
"I have one question, though… why are you naked?" Charlotte asked, observing Nacht's bare body, before shaking her head. "Never mind, I need to put aside my perverted desires for this one…" She sighed, before lying beside Nacht. "Do you think I would really leave you over a few changes such as these?"
"No, but when it comes to her, better to be over-worried. This is a new situation for us - even if it will just become more positive experience, a little worry can't be avoided when it's the present." Small bits of water had formed at the corners of Nacht's eyes.
Charlotte brought Nacht's head close to her own chest. "Look, it's as you said - one side shouldn't give up on the relationship. I promised I would never leave your side, even if I passed away or if I was ever upset with you. Even if I thought you were a freak, I wouldn't think of ever leaving you - in fact, if possible, I'd rather be one with you, so that we can be one hell of a femme fatale! But more to the point… you're so long-suffering, as am I… isn't that what makes us, us? I said I'd love you for the woman inside, not the woman outside."
"Charlotte…."
The raven-haired girl pulled Nacht in closer to her chest, as she continued. "Even if you kept some of her traits, no matter whatever anyone says, be it Homura or the Incubators - you're not Walpurgisnacht. You're Nacht Midas Kromell: veteran magical girl, proud member of the Multiverse Protection Agency… and girlfriend and eventual wife to Charlotte Bautista Haywood." She lifted Nacht's chin, so that her purple eyes lined up with Charlotte's deep blue. "I know I said this before, but… let your emotions out. You look so much more adorable when you cry…"
"Don't be all motherly and then reveal a weird pleasure like that - it completely ruins the effect." Nacht complained, somewhat comically.
Charlotte caught a tinge of red from Nacht's cheeks before the latter hugged her tightly.
"Thank you."
"Finally, I found out what makes Nacht blush… though it's probably best not to ruin the mood. After all - I want to have fun with this appearance of Nacht later." Charlotte thought to herself, as she comforted her girlfriend. "And let's be honest… it gives me good practice for motherhood."
[Some time later, after Nacht calmed down…]
Charlotte and Nacht had been cuddling for an hour. By that time, the former had undressed to only her undergarments to help the latter become more comfortable around her - but neither had spoken about how Nacht should return to normal.
The reason?
"I love your appearance, Nacht, no matter if you have white skin or pale skin; if you have blue hair or brunette; or if your chest is larger, I will love you no matter what," Charlotte said finally. "Before we return you to normal, I wanna have that fun with you."
"I'm glad you're so accepting… but are you and your writer always looking to get us to do these things?"
"Kinda, yeah - it's more my idea than his... I love you, Nacht."
"...I love you, Charlotte."
Charlotte grinned from ear to ear. "Just let me put up the anti-sound and -sight barriers for this one… I feel like this is gonna get really explicit in here!"
"Don't be silly - this is supposed to be family-friendly so we won't go past talking about the stone reproductions of our heads that we have."
"Those sure are nice."
Charlotte shrugged, before she pulled in Nacht, and put up the barriers regardless.
[anti-sound and -sight barriers - cut to Charlotte and Nacht in a bed of flowers]
[...but since the sight barrier is up you viewers don't know that the scenery has changed]
"Only we could make making love go from the bed to the flowerbed you told me about during our time together," Charlotte chuckled.
"Isn't this a bit cliched? Maybe we should be on the moon too with a nice view of Earth." Nacht suggested.
[backdrop changes again - Nacht and Charlotte on the moon, in a bed of flowers, with a good view of the Earth behind them]
"Ridiculous, we haven't populated the moon yet… not like Turn-A. But sure, whatever." Looking up at the Earth, then at her girlfriend, Charlotte grinned slightly. "When we're out here, your skin looks even brighter, almost as though you are part of the moon."
"Maybe I have an affinity with the night." Nacht grinned.
Charlotte held up her hand. "Hold on, there's something I always wanted to do. Gimme a moment."
"Yes?"
Stepping out of the bed and wrapping a sheet around her body like a dress, Charlotte shouted to the Earth below her, at the very top of her lungs…
"Gym Ghingham! If any harm comes across Jim or my beloved Nacht, or any tears pour from their eyes, or you dare kill them in their prime… YOU'LL TASTE THE WRATH OF MY REVENGE! YOU'LL TASTE THE WRATH OF A WOMAN WHOSE HATRED WILL SURVIVE, EVEN WHEN I AM KILLED AND REBORN A MILLION TIMES OVER! NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES, I ASSURE YOU THAT I WOULD MANAGE TO BRING UPON YOU MY WRAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!"
[ripple effect - flashback]
Harry Ord
Charlotte's (Eventual) Great-Grandson
Harry Ord: "MIDGARD! MIRAN! If you harm Queen Dianna for even a moment, and make her cry! EVEN IF I HAVE TO BE REBORN A MILLION TIMES - YOU WILL KNOW MY WRATH!"
[end flashback]
"I'm sure he'd be careful if he heard that but...uh...there's no air in outer space and sound can't travel without a medium."
"I know, I wanted to have fun with it, channeling my inner Harry Ord. Think you can top my ham?"
"Of course!" Nacht jumps on top of Charli.
"I didn't mean literally," Charlotte laughed. "Just channel your inner wrath about you wanting to protect me and shout it down at the Earth, as loud as you can." She positioned Nacht next to her, so that at least she can hear it.
"If any of you want to attack someone I care about - TAKE A BATH FIRST!"
"Nice ham. Not as good as mine, though."
"May I tell you one of the many reasons I love you? Most people can't ham as well as you do."
"Anyway, back to you were saying about you having an affinity with the night, perhaps it should be a sidestory - I, an earthling, visit you - a native made of this moon - on the moon. I also love the fact that the some of natives, like you, refuse to wear clothes," Charlotte giggled. "Your bare body makes me quiver with excitement."
"You're probably imagining how cold it is on the moon. You can warm up if you imagine us as binary stars."
"Probably, but I think when a member of the 'Moon-race' pass away, they become binary stars…" Charlotte smirked, fondling a certain pair of her girlfriend's body. "I love these jelly babies and this stone reproduction of your head… it's so big."
"Get your own jokes!" Nacht kissed her 'beloved Charli' to get her to stop talking... and start doing.
[From here on is fully private]
[The next morning]
Charlotte looked over at Nacht and her features - it appeared that she had returned to normal; her skin was now that same light tone Charlotte had been accustomed to alongside those purple eyes of hers, her hair was back to its normal brunette height, and her chest returned to its one-size-larger-than-Charlotte's size.
Of course, Nacht was already awake at the time.
"Morning, love."
"Morning… You know how you feared that you were turning into Walpurgis, or how you were losing her traits or whatever? I'm looking at the same Nacht I always have been." Charlotte smiled softly. "Perhaps the deities above allowed you to stay like this… or maybe you forgot what you looked like, that this may have been your real self all along."
"Only after a lifetime of character development though..." Nacht said, with a wry grin… before finally sobbing tears of joy and relief.
"Let it out, Nacht. I'm glad you're back to normal."
"I'm back."
"Welcome home, love."
[...]
"Why, Nacht? Why are you doing this…?" Charlotte (as Purple Heart) had tears in her eyes, asking this question.
"I'm making a play where the epilogue is you smiling for the rest of your life, what else?"
"But… but I never wanted an ending like this… how do you expect me to smile now?" Charlotte gripped her katana. "Please, Nacht, don't make me do this. I don't want you to die."
"Don't worry, my success conditions have already been met." As the witch's familiars closed in and started tickling Purple Heart, slowly draining the life meter at the top of the screen.
"I'm sorry, everyone… I can't do it… I can't kill Nacht…" Charlotte sliced away at the familiars before her with her Cross Combination. "... but I will not go down alone and without a fight!"
She looked up at the witch that was her eternal girlfriend and pointed her katana towards her. "No matter what, I will take you with me in my downfall… so that we may smile together - forever!"
"That can be arranged." Nacht leaned over and started tickling Charlotte in real life, allowing the fight timer to run to zero and declare a tie due to identical health. Meanwhile Charlotte was laughing, which made Nacht happy too.
"Ooh, here comes the cutscene!" Charlotte quickly sat up in excitement. "You're really gonna love this, Nacht."
The video game Charlotte took out an arrow from her jacket, and flew up to video game Nacht. "I told you that we'll smile together… didn't I? Once this arrow pierces through both of us, we'll both die and ascend together… just as we always have been fated to."
"You don't want me to die, but are fine with shooting me? Are you sure you're being heroic here?"
Charlotte smiled solemnly. "I'm not shooting you… I'm stabbing us. I don't want you to die alone, is what I meant… nor do I want to die alone. I want to be with you forever, even in death… you probably want that, too, don't you… Walpurgisnacht?"
"I'd prefer to get as much living done as possible first... Lady Purple Heart."
Kissing the lips of the witch, Charlotte nodded. "But if we were to continue living, we are doomed to fight forever. I feel as though I've lived enough already… and I figure you have too." Charlotte prepped the arrow. "Are you ready?"
"Yes."
Charlotte stabbed herself in the back with the arrow with a loud scream, before forcing it to pierce through the shell of Walpurgisnacht.
"There… it's done… soon, our physical forms... will disappear, leaving our spirits... to ascend to the heavens. I stabbed both of us, so that we may remain close like this…" Charlotte put a hand on Nacht's 'face.' "Now you and I will smile together, just as your play foretold... thank you so much, Walpurgisnacht… I never would have lived this life without you."
"You're welcome, Lady Purple Heart. Though I would prefer that you be less combative in the future." She grinned.
"And I prefer you be less destructive in the future." Charlotte grinned back, before kissing Walpurgisnacht. "I love you… Nacht."
"I love you too… Charlotte."
The physical bodies started to dissolve as the two beings embraced… until only their glowing, yellow and (rather obvious and embarrassing, but they didn't mind) naked spirits - resembling their human forms - remained in the aftermath, still embracing each other.
Charlotte was the first to pull away, before looking at Nacht. "Even as a spirit, you look as lovely as ever."
"I have a pretty good view of you too."
Smirking, Charlotte chuckled. "I think I can safely say that of this life, I have no regrets."
"I did the best I could in all the situations I found myself in. Even if some of the things didn't go the way I wanted, I'm satisfied with what I did."
"And this is why I love you." replied both Charlottes.
[...]
Part 3: Outtakes! Gespenst Kicks for Everyone!
This is what each character would say, if they were given control of Trombe Mk. II in the Super Robot Wars Z world and its most infamous attack, the Gespenst Kick... and the Ham ratings, out of 100.
Enzo: "Ham machine, Trombe! [...] Great ham power, increase my strength to more than nine! [...] Special Move - Gespenst Kiiiiiick!"
Enzo: 75/100 - 'More than nine thousand,' is what Enzo should have said.
Nicia: "'Pilot this Trombe,' she says; 'Act like that pig,' she says. [...] Fine, let's get this over with. [...] Annoying thing to make Santa happy - Gespenst Kick!"
Nicia: 10/100 - Nicia isn't made for ham.
Marisa: "HMS Trombe, launch! [...] I hope I don't need a mattress to land on. [...] Not as awesome as swimming with Elio - Gespenst Kick!"
Marisa: 60/100 - The middle part was a bit lacking.
Santa: "Wait, Trombe, I don't meet the minimum-hamminess requirement for this attack! [...] Must...channel...Undyne...for...one...moment... [...] Univeeeeeerse!"
Santa: 80/100 - Good effort from Santa, though she was dinged a few points for not blowing out her vocal chords.
Marzia: "I don't have enough ham in me! Trombe! [...] I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice! [...] Hissatsu! Gespeeeeeenst! Kiiiick!"
Marzia: 80/100 - Same here with Marzia, though she was more dinged with the weaker middle part.
Jamiebel: "Time to rise up, Trombe! [...] Prepare yourself for Trombe's ultimate attack! [...] Hissatsu! Gespenst Kick!"
Jamiebel: 55/100 - She repeated 'Trombe' twice.
Frédéric: "Burn ablaze, Trombe! [...] Trombe and I are as one! [...] Ultimate technique! Gespenst Kick!"
Frédéric: 70/100 - Same here, but he redeemed himself by channeling Yukimura.
Crystal: "Oi, Trumpet-Mech, it's time! [...] Just sayin', ya brought this on yaself! [...] Kyukoku! GESPENST KICK!"
Crystal: 50/100 - Botched Trombe's name.
Davina: "Lend me your power, Trombe! [...] From jump to jump, I call upon thee! [...] GESPEEENST KIIIIIICK!"
Davina: 85/100 - Davina has potential, but she really needs to hone the ham.
Viggo: "Now, Trombe! [...] Go to hell. Okay? [...] Hissatsu! Gespenst Kick!"
Viggo: 80/100 - Cool Engrish, but that took away from the ham in the middle.
Bernan: "Trombe, showtime! [...] Targeted and firing! [...] Hissatsu! Gespenst Kick!"
Bernan: 90/100 - Perfect use of Engrish! Really yell and you'll have 100!
Alpha: "To me, Trombe! [...] This foot of mine glows with an awesome POWER! Its burning step tells me to defeat you! [...] Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! GESPEEENST KIIIIIICK!"
Alpha: 100/100 - Channelling Domon Kasshu paid off in the end! Well done, Alpha!
Savyna: "It's time, Trombe! [...] Eat this! [...] Hissatsu! GEEEEESPEEEEENST! KIIIIIIIIIICK!"
Savyna: 100/100 - Blew out the microphone!
Iain: "Trombe, let's go! [...] In the name of the multiverse, I shall punish you! [...] Special Move! GESPENST KIIIIIIIIICK!"
Iain: 95/100 - Not enough ham towards the middle.
Nacht: "Trombe Instruction Manual. [...] [Reading] Movement is that, weapons are these… A note from Charli, 'Use Gespenst Kick, shout the name of the attack and win.' [...] Gespenst Kick!"
Nacht: 70/100 - Baseline; it was funny, but not much more.
Charlotte: "Let's ride, Trombe! [...] As its feet burn ablaze, so does my soul! In the name of Harry Ord, hear our roar! [...] UNIVEEEEEEEEEEEERSE!"
Charlotte: 200/100 - Charlotte is a Harry Ord Expy!
Jim: "Run forth, Trombe! [...] Together, we strike as one - now hear our shared battle cry! [...] UNIVEEEEEEEEEEEERSE!"
Jim: 150/100 - Sometimes the original line works!
Extra (Charlotte and Jim Exclusive Special - Double Gespenst Kick):
Charlotte and Jim: "Trombe, ready? (Charlotte) In the name of Harry Ord… (Jim) Together, hear our roar! [...] (C&J) UNIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSE!"
[...]
Part 4: Battle for the Multiverse
Davina: The biggest threat has finally been eradicated, and everyone has played a part in it. That means… the party for conquest over this multiverse is on!
[Judge End - Sengoku BASARA Judge End OST]
(The epilogue opens with Yukimura, with the Loeb fratello charging at Masamune and the Ogier fratello; each person has their respective counterpart to clash with - Yukimura/Masamune, Frédéric/Viggo, Jamiebel/Bernan, Jim/Davina.)
Masamune: How do you like my lineup, Sanada Yukimura?!
(The tou-gun include that of the Ferguson fratello, Crystal and Marisa, as well as Ieyasu, Tadakatsu, and others.)
Yukimura: My allies have come no less well-prepared!
Nicia: Not me, I think this is all ridiculous.
Santa: We are, that's why people like it. We're just not suited for this kind of story.
(The sei-gun have the Cassano fratello and Alpha, with Mitsunari, Motochika, among more.)
Jim: With this great battle to begin, we are all enveloped in the greatest sense of exaltation!
(Zoom out to both armies… and a fully-grown tree in the battlefield!)
Davina: So good! Looks like the third stage's about to be a lot of fun! (leaps toward Jim and co.) Here goes, Jim!
Jim: Right back at'cha, Deej!
(All four groups clash, before heading back to their respective armies.)
Mitsunari: Sanada, Loeb, you have given the signal for the start of war. I will proudly lead the vanguard.
Alpha: I will serve as battlefield tactician, then.
Motochika: Make sure you find a good spot for me out there, yeah? Destruction's up my alley. (Glances at Mitsunari, who smirks; he laughs)
Enzo: The greatest army is before you! (joins laughing)
Jim: Well, we've thrown in quite the idiosyncratic bunch, wouldn't you say, Frédéric, Sanada-dono?
Yukimura: Yes. We are very much a wild and eccentric lot. They have all come together for this battle, to face what is in their hearts; to look straight onto our future.
Frédéric: Mm. That is the spirit our Western Forces rally under!
[The Western Forces roar in agreement.]
Sanada-Loeb-Cassano Western Forces with Lautani
(Sanada Sei-gun)
Sasuke: (chuckles) Aw, the little cub's all grown up.
[Date sheathes his 'claws'.]
Davina: You're the same as ever, One-Eyed Dragon. You are truly an interesting man.
Masamune: When it comes to parties, the more interesting, the better!
Viggo: It's true. With Sanada, Ishida and the Loeb and Cassano fratelli, we have nothing to complain about, with regard to our opponents.
Masamune: Yeah.
Date-Ogier-Ferguson Eastern Forces with Alboreto
(Date Tou-gun)
Marisa: Besides their tendency to light boats on fire, but we'll be fixing that pretty soon.
Savyna: Shh! Don't spoil the mood now!
Davina: Either way, it's time for us to party soon, Masamune.
Masamune: Whenever I feel lost, I just have to come here, just look to that tree as a guide, root myself firmly to the ground, then look for the path that makes sense to me.
Bernan: Masamune-dono, that's…!
Jamiebel: Lord Sanada, that's…!
Yukimura: Milord…!
(Above the hill, sit Kenshin, Shingen, Charlotte and Nacht! And with them, a rather lanky short-haired redhead man - Luc Perrault - with his tan-skinned cyborg - Ivy Martinez - leading their army!)
Charlotte: Hiiiiii, Jaaaaay-beeeeee!
Nacht: I spy… Davina!
Luc: How's this for an entrance, guys!?
Ivy: Oi, Deej, Jim, over here!
Shingen: Salutations, Tiger of the West, Sanada Yukimura…!
Kenshin: …and Dragon of the East, Date Masamune.
Shingen: Upon hearing about the victor of this battle will rule the multiple universes, we can no longer remain silent on the matter!
Nacht: The Tiger of Kai and the War God of Echigo plan to prevail in this battle, and for Lady Purple Heart and myself to prove ourselves as the superior dynamic duo.
Kenshin: To this end, we have formed an alliance and will fight the battle at Kawanakajima to rule this multiverse.
Kawanakajima Forces with Haywood & Kromell
[Shingen laughs.]
Shingen: Time to run riot, War God.
Kenshin: At last.
Nacht: I'm not sure chess has enough pieces to accurately model this situation.
Charlotte: What about shogi?
Shingen: Miss Haywood, you now have the reins!
[Charlotte, nodding, transforms into Purple Heart.]
Charlotte: All units, charge!
[The Kawanakajima forces advance!]
Third Battle of Sekigahara Begins!
Sasuke: I swear, does he know brash or what? So, what now, Commander?
Frédéric: Yoooou idiooooooooot!
Yukimura: Yoooou buffooooooooon!
(in Japanese, for both: Baaakamonoooooooo!)
[Both punch Sasuke with intense force!]
Jamiebel: Oh, Sasuke. Whether it be from Yukimura's Lordship, as the commander, his only response to such an earnest challenge is to accept!
Santa: Glad I don't have to yell like that. I wonder who the writers are going to put me up against.
Jim: I'm pretty sure you've got Savyna - Mari's gotta deal with Nicia.
Sasuke: Ow…!
Enzo: Here's a list of rules that those two always follow, maybe it will help you avoid this in the future.
Mitsunari: Right, Sanada - on this field, you are the supreme commander of the Western Forces. Now is the time to fulfill your promise and set my spirit ablaze!
Yukimura: It will be my - no, our - honor!
I am Sanada Yukimura, and with my partner Frédéric Loeb, we are Western Forces Supreme Commanders! Join us, and set alight the fires within you all!
Jim: Ready, Jay-bee?
Jamiebel: Oh, yeah!
Jim, Jamiebel and Frédéric: CHARGE!
Marisa: Finally, the action is starting. Talking situations are hard to be awesome in.
Ieyasu: Sanada leading the Western Forces; Lord Shingen and the War God.
Bernan: Formidable opponents, are they not?
Kojuro: Indeed. But this will make it all the more crazy, the Date way!
[The Western Forces, as well as the Kawanakajima Army, charge into battle!]
Masamune: Enjoy this - Ieyasu, Kojuro, Ogiers!
Masamune, Davina, Bernan and Viggo: Eastern Forces, Numbers One and Two, Date Masamune and the Ogier fratello - PRESSING ON!
[The Eastern Forces roar and cheer. Davina transforms into Black Heart.]
Davina: Shall we?
Viggo: Let's…
Davina and Viggo:
LET'S ENDLESS PARTY! YEAAAAAAAAH-HAAAA!
[Freeze frame of Davina and Viggo posing, with "Judge End" written in the background. Cut to credits.]
[...]
Director: Cut! And that's a wrap, people!
[Everyone cheers.]
Davina: YEAH! WE DID IT, EVERYONE!
Cirno: Of course we did, this strongest ice fairy was here fighting together with you.
Neptune: Pfft. C'mon, Cirno - everyone knows that this protagonist of protagonists was here fighting with Davina. My protag ruleset says so, you see?
Masamune: Sorry, but the title "Dragon Lord" isn't for show, you know. The One-Eyed Dragon isn't Date, you see?
Cirno: *Crosses arms proudly* Nope, not one bit.
Neptune: *in the Raoh pose, mockingly* "Of this life, I have not a single tree-gret!" *cackles.* That sounds so lame!
Masamune: With a pun like that, you wouldn't last five seconds in the Takeda Manstravaganza.
Cirno: Not a problem for me. My ice power is way stronger than that.
Masamune: I doubt someone like you can last against a man of four elements, such as the Old Tiger, Takeda.
Neptune: Pfft. Please. I've got HDD, and I can outlast any challenge, especially with my Protag Ruleset!
(more arguing between Cirno, Masamune and Neptune; cut to Sayaka, Uni and Savyna, with Eve)
Savyna: Yay! Awesome job, you guys! You all worked so hard out there - no doubt I'd love to work with you again!
Eve: As long as I have DeroDoro drinks, I can go all day.
Uni: Aw, geez, thanks, Savyna - that means quite a bit to me. Also, those Dero Doro drinks… they pack quite a punch.
Sayaka: But they taste gross. (Turns green at the memory.)
Savyna: If you don't think about the taste too much, you should be fine, right, Eve Neuschwanstein-sama?
Eve: Yep. (I actually like them, though.)
Uni: (sotto voice, to Sayaka) Isn't that name longer?
Sayaka: Seems fine to me.
Savyna: And this is coming from the girl who has three letters in her name.
Uni: It's not like I chose this name, okay? It was based off of the handheld console I represent!
Eve: I have three letters too. Let's be friends, Nicole.
Uni: *shocked effect* ...My name's Uni!
Savyna: And Eve, Uni doesn't have have a last name; so it really is only three letters. You, however… you've got way more than that.
Eve: Oh, she's just like Uchida and Yamada then.
Savyna: *tilts head slightly* (to Sayaka and Eve) Who's Yamada?
Sayaka: Must be someone from her world.
Eve: Some kid that helped out Blade and became our slave.
Uni: (under her breath, sighs) I'm surrounded by idiots who sound like me… but at least they're my idiots who sound like me.
[...]
Yukimura: Miss Sakura, Sir Loeb, your spearsmanship skills are unparalleled, I must admit. You both remind me of me, when I was young Benmaru.
Frédéric: Thank you, Lord Sanada, but I merely learned from the best.
Kyoko: Well I've had plenty of opponents to practice on.
Yukimura: I see. Miss Sakura, have you ever had a rival to push your skills forward?
Kyoko: There were a few people I argued with, but I haven't spent much time fighting other humans.
Frédéric: Not really, I've had my own leisure to learn.
Yukimura: (nods) If ever either of you feel inclined to sharpen your skills, you are free to visit the Takeda Training Hall in our world.
Kyoko: I'll remember. It might be worth it to surprise that one person.
Frédéric: When I have time, I'll make the pilgrimage.
[...]
Jim: Yang, I have to say, your hand-to-hand combat is amazing, even with your Semblance and Ember Celica. Not sure if I can keep up with such skills.
Yang: Of course it is. They both support my ability so I'm super good at it.
Jonathan: In a way, it resembles my hamon powers; how long have you had to use them?
Yang: I've been using some version of Ember Celica practically since I started fighting and figured out my semblance at some point and it complemented what I already had so I ran with it.
Jim: Incredible… I would like to fight you someday, Yang. I'd like to see how my strength stacks up with yours.
Jonathan: Are you sure, Jim? You've seen Yang's powers on demonstration, as well during our breaks.
Jim: Sometimes, a person has to go into a fight and give it their all, even if they know they're going to lose.
Yang: Lose the battle, beat the grimm or whoever later on.
Jim: That too. So, are you up for it?
Yang: Of course.
[...]
Nepgear: Goodness, it's quite amazing to be involved in such a project with such great people - I almost feel like I didn't quite belong here.
Madoka: You were the main character of your own videogame, of course you belong here.
Mako: What do you mean, you don't belong?! You're better than your sister, with infinitely more potential!
Jamiebel: I agree, what you felt is crazy talk. You have as much right as being here as anyone else - you may be Neptune's sister, but you are your own person, Gear. Embrace that fear, and become one with it, like Jonathan.
Vyura: No matter what situation you're in, you're always able to do your best.
Nepgear: Aw, thanks guys, that really means a lot to me. But I'm not better than Neptune… not yet, anyway.
Mako: Also, I noticed that almost all of us share the same VA! Now that's some voice-ception!
Vyura: Right… (somewhat dumbfounded)
Nepgear: What the goodness…? (actually dumbfounded)
Jamiebel: Actually, that is a bit of a fair point - Madoka-chan, Mako, Nepgear and I all have the same English voice actress, but different registers. It's, what Charlotte would call, 'quite serendipitous.'
Madoka: It does seem like we've been set up, when you mention it.
Jamiebel: It's the same case with Sayaka-chan, Uni and Savyna - except they share both Japanese VA and English VA. I wonder how Mitsuru, Nep and Charli are getting along…
Nepgear: When it's Jamiebel breaking the fourth wall, instead of my sister... it feels really weird.
Madoka: I usually associate fourth wall interactions with Enzo.
Vyura: Does your group always have strange conversations like this?
Jamiebel: This is actually the first time all four of us have gotten together; but if you're referring to the fratelli, yes. Most of the time. (sticks out her tongue)
Santa: My fratello doesn't have weird conversations.
Marzia: Neither do mine… but still, thank you for getting me into the latter part of the movie! You're an awesome person, Santa.
Santa: Thanks, your appearance was completely not my idea though… it was all topgear.
Marzia: But still, being here with you is awesome. I hope we get to work on more stuff together. (surprise-hugs Santa)
Santa (surprised): Uwaa!...Oh, thanks.
Marzia: Jamiebel is right… you look so adorable when you're surprised.
Santa: ...Thank you?
Marzia and Santa share a blushing moment, before they cuddle together.
Santa: I'm looking forward to working together with you more.
Marzia: You too.
[...]
Twelve: Well, you seem to be in quite an excitable mood, Davina. Always a roller-coaster with you and Mary, isn't it?
Davina: I'm just excited that we finally finished this project…. And made quite the plethora of friends in the process.
Mary: When topgear decided to include the relationship system all the interaction scenes came along with it.
Davina: I also loved our epilogue - a little throwback to you and Professor River Song, eh, Doctor?
Twelve: I must hand it to you, though, you two do make that scene what it was - not as good as mine and River's, but I digress. Getting to Darillium's restaurant would take years, because of the Singing Towers.
Mary: The food was very good, I don't think I'll be going there very often though.
Davina: Agreed. It's only for special occasions - and the fact that when I said 'tonight,' it meant '24 years.' Your reaction to that was priceless… it made me cry too, after we filmed it.
Mary: I'm glad you think so - that will make it harder for you to exploit my reactions for monetary gain by turning our story into a book or movie and selling it.
Twelve: I know of quite a few people who approve of the in-story pair - myself, Madoka, Jonathan, Charlotte and Nacht and the Paternoster Gang included - mainly because it's less out-there, a more discreet relationship, compared to Charlotte and Nacht.
Davina: Hearing that our 'story relationship' is better than Charlotte and Nacht's… it's rather odd and funny at the same time.
Mary: What is the value of comparing two relationships where the only common value is that they are love relationships?
Davina: Apparently, Neptune says there might be some sort of 'ship wars' about. Right, Doctor? (looks around) Doctor?
Mary: (also looks around) Strange, he was just here.
(After a few moments, Twelve turns up in Davros' chair.)
Twelve: Admit it. You've all had this exact nightmare - the Daleks included.
(The trio is now surrounded by an army of Daleks.)
Dalek Supreme: Maximum extermination!
Dalek: Exterminate!
Davina: (sarcastically and shocked) Me, Mary and The Doctor, the latter riding the Dalek head honcho's chair, surrounded by a bunch of tin cans ready to exterminate us? Yeah. Had it millions of times.
Mary: Actually, my nightmares have always involved long noses.
Davina: Odd. Thought they would have involved me.
Mary: Try to imagine yourself with Master Igor's nose.
Davina: Huh... ready to exterminate these freaks, the moment they say, 'Exterminate!'?
Mary: Modern culture suggests that the correct answer to this question is, 'Roger, roger.'
Twelve: (holding up a Dalek Gun) Roger, roger.
(A voice rings out, shouting, "Get me Sarff…!")
Twelve: So… anyone for dodgems?
Dalek Supreme: Exterminate!
Daleks: Exterminate! Exterminate!
(The Daleks all fire at Twelve, Mary and Davina. White out. And cut to all three of them standing atop a pile of Dalek metal)
Davina: Nothing to it. We're like an invincible trio.
Mary: For the situation of facing Daleks in a spoof scene, I agree.
Twelve: And it should add some comedy to the finale. Nice work, you two. (takes a sip from a white teacup with gold trim.) Of course, the real question is, where did I get the cup of tea? Answer: I'm the Doctor. Just accept it.
Davina and Mary: Roger, roger.
Twelve: Not like that, you pudding brains.
Mary: Does not compute. Pudding is incapable of controlling people when it is inside their head.
Davina: Calm down, Mary, don't short-circuit on us now.
Mary: I was told that the correct term for this kind of response is 'snarking'.
Davina: That kind of snarking worried me for a moment - I thought you'd have went into a coma trying to compute that.
Mary: Of course not, the protagonist group for this year's Christmas story has given me plenty of examples to study.
Twelve: Proposition: Davros is an insane, paranoid genius who has survived among several billion trigger-happy mini-tanks for centuries. Conclusion: I'm definitely having his chair.
Davina: A valid conclusion - to the victor go the spoils.
Mary: And the most uncomfortable chairs.