Good morning Beyworld!

Take note, please, take note: The contest has been cancelled. I didn't get enough entries.

However, I do have more letters to answer! If you want to know who kidnapped Benkei, I MIGHT, just MIGHT put it in Smiling through a Monday. From RyuugaAndSakyo:

To Sakyo,
Yes you were bird calling in your sleep and THANKS A LOT FOR THE DECOY. I gave it to my little brother and faked that it was Ryuuga's and he ripped it apart cuz you know, he's not a fanboy of him. But he is YOUR fanboy... Muahahahahaha! I'll get him to send a crazy fanboy letter to you!

Sakyo:

Man. I'm gonna have to get a lock for my door.

You're welcome for the decoy, anytime, anytime :) Did it blow up as planned?

To Kite,
That will happen. I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Kite:

Well guess what!? I'm out of the country now and it is highly unlikely that you will ever find me! (Changing your profile pic to me does not impress me, by the way.)

To Kira,
How's your Behemoth doing now? Because I found my brother playing with Behemoth last night. I figured you gave it to him, but...You are not a kind person so just checking.

Kira:

Yeah, tell your brother to stop stealing my stuff, would you!? Thanks to him my hair gel now belongs to the potted plant by your front door!

To Ryuuga,
Ryuuga, seriously. That was stupid and dangerous. I was going to give Malluchan a new stapler just in case you broke it but now I'm afraid to...

Ryuga:

Well EXCUSE me. Masamune gave me doughnuts and doughnuts do not bode well with my brain.

And go ahead and give Mal the stapler, she really needs it.

To Kyouya,
Yo-Yo! I found a chocolate bar in a mall nearby! They sell food only related to chocolate! They have chocolate fondue, crapes, ,milkshakes and etc! Wanna come with me?

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

letter interception device activated

Hi, this is Mal. According to my machine, you have attempted to send Kyouya a letter involving chocolate and probably either a mall or a dark alley. Please stop. He will have seizures and you will be paying the medical bill :)

To Tsubasa,
Remember my friend who sent a letter to you? Well 29th was her birthday and can you please congratulate her over the letter? She lives in a different country than me so this is all I can give to her!

Tsubasa:

Errr...congratulations Friend! You have survived another year without drowning, dismemberment, or other untasty deaths!

And claptrap is also back!

To Motti:

I gives to you- an alternative potion that can turn you into a cat for a day that is not spicy and stuff

Motti:

YESSSSSSS YESSSSSS OH YESSSmeow ITS WORKIN

To Chris:

I don't care if Kyoya is full of burritos I just ask of you to deliver that bowl of sweet ganache to him. Nothing more, nothing less. I don't care if he throws it away, your job is to just give him that bowl of ganache.

And here's the chocolate money.

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

letter interception device activated

According to my computer, you have attempted to use Chris to give sugar to Kyouya. Highly illegal. You may also be trying to deliver something explosive, radioactive, sharp, or chocolate. Please do not attempt to do so because it's our funeral and you are paying for the coffin :)

To Mr. Ryuga:

you have red and white hair. You remind me of Santa.

Ryuga:

Good grief, is it my belly again? Or my tendency to store nuts in stockings? Because I am NOT related to Mr. Claus. Not by a long shot.

Ehhh...yeah, that's all for today, for some reason. Got to go get the van oil-checked so it won't break down when we leave goodgravyididitagain