Naruto=Hercules
Sabaku no Gaara=Megera(Meg)
Kyuubi=Zeus
Minoto=Hera
Jiraya=Philoctetes (Phil)
Orochimari/?=Hades
Sakon/Ukon (NOTE: Double Roll...it didn't seem right to have one without the other)=Pain
Jiroubo=Panic
Rasengan (Not a real person, just an attack)=Pegasus
Baki=Nessus
Kakashi=Amphitryon
Iruka=Alcmene
Ten-Ten=thalia
Anko=Athena
Kurenai=Aphrodite
Asuma=Hephaestus
Ino=Terpsichore
Konan=Calliope
Sakura=Melpomène
Hinata=Clio
Shizuna=Hermes
Tsunada=Apollo
Ibiki=Ares
Sora (from filler episodes)=Orpheus
Neji=Clotho: the Fate of Future.
Choji=Lachesis: the Fate of Present.
Shikamaru=Atropos: the Fate of Past.
Zabuza=Lythos – The Rock Titan.
Haku=Hydros – The Ice Titan.
Sasuke=Pyros – The Lava Titan.
Itachi=Stratos – The Wind Titan.
IF THEIR ARE ANYMORE, I'LL UPDATE THE LIST! YOU ARE FREE TO SUGGEST WHAT "GOD" YOU WANT TO SEE FEATURED IN THIS STORY SEEING AS I'M NOT GOING TO FOLLOW IT TO THE T!
Recap:
Calm down. You want him...Let me show you around." Orochimaru said as he pulled himself away from Naruto. He walked towards an entance with Naruto walking besides him. "And here is my little river of death..."
"Gaara!" Naruto shouted as he reached out for him. He quickly winced and pulled his hand out, which was old but now turned young again. "Ahhh! What the hell?"
"Sssilly, Naruto. You mustn't touch. You see, if you do...you'll age." Orochimaru told Naruto, who frowned at him.
"You like making deals. Take me in Gaara's place." Naruto told Orochimaru, who frowned in thought.
"The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death...?"
"Going once!"
"Is there a downside to this?"
"Going twice!" Before Naruto could say anything else, Orochimaru grabbed his out streached hand and shook it.
"Okay, okay. You get him out - he goes, you stay." Orochimaru told him. As soon as he did, Naruto jumped in the river. "You'll be dead before you can get to him. That's not a problem, is it?"
Naruto swam towards Gaara as quick as he could, while ignoring the fact that he was aging rapidly. ims, turning older and older. Shikamaru sighed as he went to cut Naruto's thread of life, but it suddenly shines and the scissors don't cut it.
"Troublesome, he waits until I waste my energy to become an immortal." Shikamaru complied.
"I didn't think he could do it." Neji said as he examined the string with a smirk.
"I'm glad he did." Choji added.
MEANWHILE
Orochimaru gasped in pure shock when a tanner and slightly shiny Naruto walked out from the river with Gaara's soul. Naruto now had even longer claws, extended fangers, red eyes, the markings on his face deepen, and he had a red aura.
"This isss impossible! You should not have lived, lesser demon and half breeds can't take it! You'd have to be a-" Orochimaru ranted.
"A full-blooded demon." Ukon and Sakon said at the same time.
"Naruto, stop! You can't do this to me. You can't-" Orochimaru's plea was cut off when Naruto punched him, causing him to bleed and go flying back into the river of death. Souls try to drown him. "Damn it! When I get-"
"He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there." Jiboru said. Sakon smirked.
"You mean, IF he gets outta there." He told them.
"If. If is good." Ukon agreed.
"You little idiots he-"
Naruto quickly made his way back to Gaara's body and slowly lied his soul over it. They waited...and wait...two minutes passed and Gaara's body wasn't breathing or just "living". Naruto fell to his knees in despair and growled into the air his pain.
"Be quiet, Dobe...how am I suppose to catch some beauty sleep..." Gaara whispered weakly. Naruto stopped growling and crushed Gaara to him. "...why did you...?"
"People always do crazy things," Naruto told him as his face towards Gaara. "...when they are in love."
"Dobe..."
Right before they kiss, a cloud appeared under their feet. Naruto and Gaara looked over to see Haku smiling at them. Haku and Zabuza were on another cloud.
"Let's go. We've talked to your father. He's waiting on you." Haku explained to them as they all went on clouds to Konoha.
"..." Jiraya jumped on Rasengen, and they followed.
When they arrived all the most powerful demons greeted Naruto.
"THREE CHEERS FOR THE MIGHTY AND YOUTHFUL, NARUTO!" Gai exclaimed as he held up a cup of wine. Naruto grinned as he kept walking towards a grinning Kyuubi and a beautiful blond standing next to him.
"Naruto, we're so proud of you." Minato said as he hugged Naruto to him tightly for the first time since he was born. Minato pulled back slowly and kissed him on his forehead.
"Mother." Naruto whispered, earning a tearful grin from Minato. Naruto jumped when Kyuubi slapped him hard on his back.
"Not bad, Fur-ball. I wouldn't have done it differently, but hey! Not bad." Kyuubi told Naruto, who grinned.
"You were willing to give your life to rescue this young man." Minato told him.
"For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart. Now, at last, my son, you can come home." Kyuubi said with a grin. The gate to Konoha is opened and every started walking towards it. Everyone except, Jiraya and Gaara. Gaara sniffed then shook his head. He had to be strong.
"...It's not the first time..." Gaara whispered to himself as he turned to leave. "Congratulations, Dobe. I'll know that you'll help make the lands prosperous."
"This is so cool! Isn't it, Pervy-sage!" Naruto exclaimed only to relieze that Jiraya wasn't with and neither was Gaara. Naruto turned around and saw Gaara walking away. "Wait, Gaara!"
Gaara paused.
"I...I dreamed of this moment... But..." Naruto trailed off as he ran up to Gaara. "A life without Gaara, even an immortal life, would be... empty. I...I wish to stay on Earth with him. I finally know where I belong."
"Are you sure? Why are you giving up everything to be with me?" Gaara asked him, causing Naruto to look him in the eye.
"Because I love you-MHP-"
And with that Gaara dragged Naruto down for a long and passionate kiss. Kyuubi looked at Minato, whose eyes were twinkling happily for his son and then back at Naruto who was still kissing Gaara. Kyuubi shrugged and waved his head. Naruto's looks returned back to normal.
"If that's what you want. Remember, you can still visit the outside temples if you want to see us." Kyuubi told Naruto, who paused in kissing Gaara.
"Thanks, Pops."
"Pops?" Kyuubi raised an eyebrow in questioning, but Naruto and Gaara were already on Rasengen and flying away. "Wonder where they're going?"
"To work on your grand kids of course." Jiraya said with a huge grin.
THIS IS IT...Or is it? Actually, I'm thinking of doing a series of one shots or sequels. I'll let you decide. Also, I've decided to do lots of Disney themed yaoi stories. Yes, I know. I'm tainting children fairy tales...but hey! Anyway, I was thinking of doing the parent-trap with Orochimaru and Kabuto as the divorced parents and Sakon and Ukon as the twin match makers. Tell me what you think!