Really, I mean it. You have to REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
Bella slept surprisingly well that night. She dreamt of a boy with a thin face, knobbly knees, black hair, and bright green eyes. He was in a dark chamber. An unconscious girl with bright red hair lay in the center. The boy ran to her, calling, "Ginny!" but he never reached her. A huge snake rose from the ground in front of him…and Bella woke up.
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"Is everyone okay?" asked Edward's head as it lay on the ground.
"I lost my arms!" whined Emmett.
"AH!" Nancy screamed. "My legs are gone!"
"I'm perfect," Rosalie exclaimed.
"Good. Alice?"
"Perfectly fine," Alice replied.
"Great. You and Rosalie help us assemble ourselves. Quickly!"
"Okay, I'm on it," Said Alice as she as Rosalie began to search for parts.
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Hogwarts was buzzing over the event of that day. Shortly after the car blew up, a message was found on the second floor, written in blood on the wall.
The Chamber has been reopened. Mudbloods will die unless my old love goes out with me before October.
The janitor's cat hung dead on a post.
Filch wallowed for the rest of the day until Dumbledore came over and offered him a vacation for the rest of the year. Everyone cheered when he accepted.
"Something's not right here," Hermione said. "Who would want to kill Mudbloods?"
"A Slytherin, no doubt," Ron grumbled.
"I don't think just a student would kill Filch's cat and several Mudbloods for their old love to go out with them," Hermione pointed out. Ron snorted.
"You're lucky you weren't around when my old girlfriend dumped me."
Review or I'll make Rosalie KILL everyone in the end.
Just kidding.
Or am I?