Tsunade tossed and turned in her bed. She didn't want to be Hokage. She didn't want to go back to the Leaf. But, damnit…Naruto was just so…

Suddenly, there was a knock on her door. "Hey, Granny…you in there?" Naruto's voice wafted through the walls.

Loud. Annoying. Persistent. Yes, any of those words would suffice. Frowning, Tsunade got up, putting her robe on, wrapping it closed around her, securing it with her belt. Walking to the door, she opened it. There stood the blonde knucklehead.

"Yes, Naruto, I am in here." Her hazel eyes narrowed at the sight of him. He was disheveled, his cheeks rosy, and he looked…drunk? "Naruto, are you drunk?"

Naruto hiccupped and giggled, but shook his head no. Raising an eyebrow, she opened the door. "Come on in." Smiling, he walked in, holding out a bottle to her. "I'm not drunk. I was drinking this. It was comp...mple…free. It was free. In my room."

Taking the bottle, Tsunade sniffed the opening. It smelled like lemonade. Looking at the label, there was nothing she could see that would be alcoholic. She had a bottle of the same substance in her room too, but she hadn't used it yet. Taking a sip, it simply tasted like sugary lemonade. Determining that Naruto was just slaphappy, she drank some more. It tasted very good.

"Um…Granny?" Naruto asked as she finished the bottle. Looking at him, she raised an eyebrow. "Uh…I…I think something is going on…" As he pointed at a mirror, she looked over. Blinking in surprise, she stumbled out of her chair and rushed up to the mirror. Looking back at her was a version of herself she had not seen in several decades. Turning around, she saw that Naruto was eyeing her in shock.

"Naruto! What happened?" She asked, accusingly.

"I dunno…you jes' drank that stuff, and then…you started going backwards, getting as young as me!" He said, his eyes a large blue sea of confusion.

Looking back at the mirror, she frowned. There didn't seem to be any other ill effects except for the regression of age. Actually, that was not really an ill effect, when she thought about it. It allowed her to store more chakra and use less. She still had all her memories, knowledge, and skills, so it didn't regress her mentally. Hmmm…this may be useful indeed…

"Um…Granny?" Naruto said, looking bashful. Tsunade turned her eyes towards Naruto.

"What is it Naruto?" she asked.

"Well, um…you…you were hot when you were young." He blurted out. It was then she noticed that the jinchurriki had his hands covering his crotch. Trying to hide a smirk, Tsunade winked at him.

"Naruto…it's a normal reaction. You are a teenage boy. And while I may still be older mentally, my body truly looks like a sixteen year old girl." She twirled in the mirror, admiring her younger, toner form. As she posed, looking at herself in various poses, she eventually saw Naruto's reflection in the mirror. He was breathing a bit heavier, his face still flushed. She noticed he was rubbing on the front of his pants.

Tsunade was many things…she had her good qualities and her vices. She knew she was strong, caring, and very loyal. However, she also knew she was a drunk, had an anger problem, and was vain. She was very, very vain. Therefore, she could not help herself. She posed a bit more, getting steadily more seductive in her poses. Glancing back, she saw Naruto rubbing himself more, panting quicker, his eyes never leaving her little show. Looking at Naruto in the mirror, she caught his eye. Blushing, he started to look away. Turning around, she walked over, catching his eye again. Walking up to him, she ran her hand down over his jumpsuit, rubbing his rock hard cock through the fabric.

"G…granny." Naruto moaned, moving his hips towards her hand involuntarily.

"It's okay to touch yourself when you are staring at something attractive." Tsunade whispered seductively, turning and going to sit down on the bed, propping one leg up so that her robe draped open, showing Naruto that she was not wearing anything under the robe. As Naruto's eyes bugged out of his head, he started rubbing himself in earnest. "For example…since I'm closer in age to you now, I can admit to myself that you are attractive." Running her fingers up to her belt, she untied it, letting it fall open, exposing her perky, naked breasts as well as her hot juncture between her legs.

As she stared at Naruto, she ran her fingers over her breasts, making the nipples stiff. Licking her lips gently, she ran her fingers down, opening up her folds, circling her clit with her middle finger. Naruto let out an involuntary moan as he sat down in a chair, slipping his cock out of his pants. Panting, he stroked his cock, which was glistening with precum that was being slathered over that stiff member by his hand.

"Ohh, Naruto, yes…just like that…let me see you touch yourself…" Tsunade moaned, one hand snaking up to her breast to squeeze and fondle her breast as she continued to circle her clit with the other hand, her hips starting to buck as well. Naruto grunted, moving his hand faster. Suddenly, Tsunade felt herself on that precipice of pleasure. Allowing release, she called out as her eyes closed and she jerked, working herself over the edge. Panting slightly, she opened her eyes, and saw Naruto's cock looking painfully hard as it pointed towards the sky, the blonde nin working it frantically with his hand.

Slipping off the bed and crawling on all fours towards Naruto, Tsunade slid up between his legs, a hand on each thigh. Looking up at him as she licked her lips, she put her head down and swallowed his cock suddenly. Naruto grunted in surprise, slamming his head back and hitting the wall as his eyes closed. As Naruto grunted, bucking his hips towards Tsunade, she swallowed him expertly, swirling her tongue around his cock, making him grunt and groan. In just a minute or two, just when the jinchurriki thought he would explode, the world went white as he released in Tsunade's mouth, with a heaving shudder.

Sucking the rod dry, she leaned back, licking her lips. Leaning up to look at Naruto, her eyes narrowed dangerously. The blonde knucklehead was already fast asleep.

naru/tsuna: Tsunade mysteriously regresses back to the same age as Naruto near the end of their mission to bring her back to be Hokage (lemon, romance/drama) guest