451. harry's more famous then you are!

452. Are you and Marilyn Manson related?? Brothers?? sisters?? Aaaahh… I see the resemblance

453. your momma's so ugly she could transfigure her face and no one would know the difference!

454. you know what they say, 'When something's not done right, youve gotta do it yourself!'... but in your case, it's the other way around."

455. "And you let Bellatrix pick the costumes? Someone got laiiidddd."

456. "Eh, Voldy old boy! you know world conquering isnt possible, right? I mean... look at Alexander. Napolean. Hitler. Nothing good ever came. Well, that Alexander was pretty handsome. At least he had somethin going for him."

457. Hey! Dark Lord, Sir! Look at meee! sings Just beat it! Beat it! Just beat it! Darklord got defeated! (Defeated!) stops Is something wrong yo ur Lordship? drops dead..."

458. is it true that no sex causes bad eyes, or can you see just fine?? or maybe its just too much viagra.

459. Male-pattern baldness starts around late 30's in most men. When did yours start?? 18?!?!?

460. it takes a real man to not kill a baby

461. Only real men wear pink

462. I wonder what a nose ring would look like on you?

463 Get a REAL hobby.

464. can you say"I M eff in we todd ded" Really fast?

465. "Let's play with some puppets. Here, this one is Harry Potter and yours can be Voldemort... Okay, now I'm going to beat you and yo ur going to get mad."

466.nice weather were having today

467.Your mamma so dumb, she carjacked a car and kept up the payments.

468.Yo mamma

469.What's your name on myspace??

470.Red is so not your colour

471.I heard you got owned by optimus prime

472.I wanna tie you to a chair naked and burn you with lit cigarettes

473.ok today we'll learn how to make a voldemort
Step 1: Stick ugly fetus of dark lord in cauldron
Step 2: Add a cup of muggle daddy's bones
Step 3: One drop of blood of a baby who beat you when he was one year old!!
simmer at low heat in snake venom/unicorn blood cauldron for 30-45 minutes, and then take off heat, and just look, a dark lord!!!!

474.All that cocaine is no good for your nose."

475."Have you got Conjunctivitis? You poor thing."

476.its like taking candy from a baby but it your case it would be very hard

477.hey! remember when you could kill anybody??...ya, me either

478.I could take you on biotch

479.Umm, sir, remember all those horcruxes you used to have?"
480. "Ahomosayswhat?"
481. "Oh my god! It's Harry Potter!" After turns to look, "Monkeys always lo-ok!"
482. "Everyone in the room who's not a douche touch your nose!"
483. Or as Groucho Marx once said "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll gladly make an exception."

484.so that thing...on your face...thats your nose? but...but...how do you pick it??

485.Me: "A meglomaniac says what?"
Voldy: "What?"
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -points at him-

486.i'm sorry sir we have a dress code, and a nose code

487.me: voldemort has no nose!
dad:well, how does he smell?
me: TERRIBLE!!!!! oh hi voldy!

488.So how are you, moldyshorts? uh-huh and your dirt eaters?

489.Would you lie fries with that??

490.Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?

491.hey…do you smell that?? Oh…maybe not

492.Red eyes? There's a Visine for that! hands him a bottle of Visine

493.Hello I'm Chris Hanson from 'Dateline'. And we are doing a piece on how men try to met up with underage children in real life from the internet. I have some explicit messages in which you plan to "kill" a 17yr. old boy who happens to be a wizard. Did you send this picture of yourself over the net to him? Care to explain why you showed up here? Were you planning to have sex with him before you kill him? By the way, this will be put on the air...

494.'Excuse me, Mdm.'

495.TOMORROW! TOMORROW! I love ya tomorrow you're only a DAAAAAAY AAAAAA WAAAAY!

yes hello michael jackson called he sed he will return your nose only its a bit decayed, but by the looks of you it wouldn't look out of place. so how do you want it sent back??

496. miss, excuse me miss?

497. "Halloween is over, dude. Take off that mask. youve been giving me nightmares."

498. You gave Dumbledore a blow job and we all know it

499. OMG. Do you have yo ur inhaler?! are you OK?! What?... What? That's how you actually breathe? Oh my - hahahahaa, you should really see someone about that.

500. Your name should be Visa because your everywhere I want to be.