Total Drama High Seas Chapter 10, a total drama series fanfic

Hey guys, long time no see! Truth be told, I've had this chapter done for a couple of weeks. I just love making people wait! Muahaha!

Also, if you forgot any of the plot, just glance over the last couple of chapters again. I'll still be here when you're done. I promise...

Anyways, for those of you who've been wondering: I'm not dead. I'm not sick. I'm not incapacitated in the hospital as a result of an attack from a bunch of angry rock stars wielding spiky golf clubs...I'm just a little bit brain dead. It's not because of you, it's just to be expected when you live in the same country as the Kardashians.

I'm disappointed. I only got 5 reviews on the last chapter. Hopefully we'll do better this time. If you read this, please review. The more reviews I get, the faster I update, so just keep reading. I won't disappoint…I hope…

So, I'm going to tell you about the future of my Total Drama universe. After this is over, I'm going right into a new season with a new cast, even though you guys don't like it. Too bad, I do like it. To quote Maddox, those creators who can't endure critics don't deserve to be creators. I don't write to cater to your needs (reviews, both positive and negative are nice, though). I don't even write because I'm a fan of Total Drama. I write because it's what I love to do. So there…

I'm also thinking about writing a short story about Samey, maybe with Dave in it, maybe not. I'll try to make it a bit more serious then this one.

Now to respond to some reviews:

Impresario553: no comment ;)

Joel Connell: Thanks! Sorry for the wait...

The Abysswalker: People like him put up a tough front, but are really a cowardly bunch...

Alright, now for the story:

Last time on Total Drama:

Contestants competed on the most grueling, painful, strenuous obstacle course in the world.

There was pain, there was gain and there was Ted, the most arrogant (and hilarious) contestant on the next season of Total Drama.

Sky, Scott, Izzy and Geoff pushed through to the punishing third stage, and Sky could have become a hero if she just stuck it out a little longer on the Cliffhanger.

In the end, Sky and Scott battled it out, and Sky beat the crap out of him, and Scott was eliminated due to getting his ass kicked by a girl, and Izzy got disqualified for her little problem with performance-enhancing drugs.

What will happen next in this epic tale? You won't know until you watch this awesome episode of Total! Drama! HIGH SEAS!

Now, let the drama begin!

Chapter 10: Food Fight

CARGO HOLD

The shadowy figure brought the burlap sack into the cargo hold. The bag was writhing and screaming.

"Good job, Topher," Amy congratulated.

"Thanks," Topher said, "I've been working out," he said, flexing his muscle.

"It also helps that he weighs, like, 90 pounds," Amy rolled her eyes, "Untie the sack."

Topher untied the sack, out came the bookworm, Noah.

"You have ten seconds to explain what's going on!" Noah yelled at the devious duo, "Wait, you aren't supposed to be here! You—you—"

Amy slapped him across the face. "Of course, we're not supposed to be here! If we were supposed to be here, we wouldn't be camping out in this cold, disgusting, smelly hole!"

"So why are you here?" Noah inquired.

"That's not your concern," Topher said.

"What do you want with me?"

"I've been observing your work," Amy said.

"Ooh, stalker-licious," Noah retorted.

"Anyway, I'm impressed," Amy said, "You're diabolical!"

"Thanks," Noah said.

"I need your help," Amy said, "as you know, my dumb sister is on this show."

"Dumb, no, I've met rats with higher intelligence than her."

"I know, right!" Amy exclaimed, "So can you help?"

"What are your terms?"

"I need you to kidnap my sister and lock her in a closet or something," Amy told Noah.

"And you can't do this why?" Noah asked.

"She can't know we're here, duh," Amy said.

"What's in it for me?" Noah asked.

"If you don't do it, we'll reveal your true nature to all your fellow contestants," Amy smirked, "We have it all on tape. You won't last another challenge."

"Alright, I'll do it, but what if she wakes up?" Noah asked.

"She won't. She's a heavy sleeper."

Noah walked out, carrying the burlap sack that was used to capture him.

STATEROOM 7 (COURTNEY & SAMEY)

Noah slinked to the stateroom.

"Crap," he thought to himself, "I forgot that bossy boots rooms with Samey."

Noah watched as Samey walked out in her red and black swimsuit.

"Hi, Noah!" Samey said cheerily. Her cheeriness and enthusiasm made Noah feel a twinge of remorse for what he was about to do.

"Hey, Samey," Noah said, "Can I talk to you for a moment?"

"Um, it's Sammy now, but sure," Samey said.

Noah walked Samey to the nearest closet, which just so happened to be wide open with the key in the keyhole. Then, he shoved her in. He slammed the door shut and locked the door. Samey screamed, but the door was thick.

CONFESSIONAL: NOAH

"Good thing Samey's so light!" He chuckles evilly.

END CONFESSIONAL

CARGO HOLD

"Good," Amy said, "She's gone, now it's my turn!"

She slinked out of the cargo hold.

She found the door to stateroom 8 (Bridgette & Lindsay). She knew Bridgette would be gone swimming.

She knocked on the door.

"Oh, Lindsay," she said, "Can I come in? It's Sammy!"

"Sure," she said groggily.

Amy walked in. "I just need to borrow some of your concealer. I have this awful blemish on my cheek!"

"Uh, oh, ok," Lindsay said.

Amy applied some to the beauty mark under her eye. It was gone.

"Perfect," she sneered.

SWIMMING POOL

"Have you seen Sammy around?" Bridgette asked Sky.

"No. I haven't," Sky replied, "Where do you think she is?"

"I don't know."

"Alright then," Sky said, "Let's just get back to swimming."

CONFESSIONAL: SKY

"This is bad. Samey doesn't have too many enemies. If she's gone, do you know who they'll blame? Do you?" She points at herself

END CONFESSIONAL

FRONT DECK

"Today's challenge will be one of my personal favorites: the cooking challenge! I love it so much because I get to eat great food and watch my contestants fight!" Chris smiled.

"Hahaha! Good one Chris!" Amy laughed.

CONFESSIONAL: AMY

"Being with that psycho brown-noser has rubbed off on me and I don't like it!"

END CONFESSIONAL

"So, for those of you who don't know, each team will be preparing a three-course meal for yours truly. It will consist of an appetizer, a main course and a dessert. I will be judging each course on a scale of one to ten. The scores for each course will be added up and turned into your final score. The highest score the team can receive is thirty. Any questions?"

Noah raised his hand.

"Ugh, what do you want?" Chris sighed.

"Where are we getting the food?"

"It's in the kitchen, duh!" Chris said, "Where else would we keep food?"

"In the cargo hold," Amy muttered under her breath.

"What was that?" Chris asked.

"Oh," Amy fake-giggled, "Nothing! Just talking to myself. Hehe."

"Alright. You have one hour to prepare the first course, the appetizer! And…GO!"

COOL KIDS' CLUB

"So, Mr. 'head chef,' Courtney growled at Geoff, "what kind of great stuff do you have planned for today?" She looked with disdain.

"Chillax, babe," Geoff said, "we won that challenge, remember?"

"Yes! I remember, but it was no thanks to you! I did all the hard work, remember?"

"Actually," Amy interjected, I remember watching the episode, seeing you and Duncan canoodling..."

Courtney blushed, then turned angrily red, "You little skank! How dare you even imply that I was even a little into that bastard!" Courtney grabbed Amy's throat with her hands and squeezed, snarling, "Why you little..."[1]

Geoff was able to pull her back. "Take it easy, babe," Geoff said, still calm.

"I'm NOT your 'babe!'" Courtney screamed, now diverting her anger at Geoff. "Do you know how much I told her? Do you know how much I've cried over him to her. For her to just bring up that son of a bitch again so casually, it's...It's...It's un-freaking-excusable!"

CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY

"Ugh! I can't believe it! I tell her everything! I spill my guts and she just goes and betrays me like that!"

CONFESSINAL: AMY

*She smiles confidently* "I'll make the rest of your time on this show a living hell!"

END CONFESSIONALS

GEEKS & FREAKS

"So, what do you think we should make for an appetizer?" Ezekiel asked his team.

"I don't know," Rodney answered, "never really been to a restaurant before. "Isn't fried chicken considered a fancy meal?"

Dakota face-palmed at Rodney's lack of class.

"Get it together, you idiots!" Noah scolded his team, "In case you fools haven't noticed, we're in serious trouble! Look around! There are five of us left! Not only that, but we're all practically useless! We got home school, farm boy, Disney escapee, Kardashian-wannabe and me, the certified genius!"

"So?" Ezekiel asked, "If we're so useless, why are you bothering with us?"

"Because," Noah continued, "You guys are without direction! You need a strong, capable leader like me to guide you through the challenge! Anyway, Ezekiel, what're you good at?"

"I know the first 100 digits of pi," The home schooled boy offered.

"Let me rephrase that," Noah said, trying to hold onto his sanity, "What are you good at that would be of any use in this challenge?"

"I'm really good at cooking TV dinners," Ezekiel offered.

Noah face-palmed, "Alright, we'll come back to you. Fairytale girl, what can you do?"

"I can sing!" She replied, "Here let me show you! I just need to get my voice warmed up!" She sang a few octaves before Noah put his hand over her mouth.

"Dakota, can you cook?"

"Cook?" She asked, "you mean that thing the butler does?"

"Rodney, please tell me you have some sort of cooking skills," Noah pleaded.

"Yeah, My mom taught me this secret recipe for this great honey-smoked ham! Every Christmas, people flock over to our little farmhouse just to eat it! I don't even know half the people!"

"Great, and you can make it?" Noah looked hopeful.

"Oh," Rodney said sheepishly. "It's on a piece of paper at my house."

"So you don't know how to make it," Noah concluded.

"Not without the recipe," Rodney said.

CONFESSIONAL: NOAH

"People call me cynical, but it's just so hard to be optimistic when you're surrounded by idiots!"

END CONFESSIONAL

COOL KIDS' CLUB:

"So," Geoff started, "here's what we're going to do: Brick, you're making the appetizer."

"Um, what do I make, sir?"

"I don't know, but I trust you. Courtney, you're making the...Courtney?"

Courtney was nowhere to be seen. Geoff figured she was crying in the confessional...again.

"Ok, then, Dave, what can you make?" Geoff asked.

"I can barbecue," he replied.

"Good! Then you'll be making the main course! And Bridgette, remember that awesome chocolate cake you made me back home for our anniversary?"

"Uh...yeah," she replied.

"Make it again and we're sure to win!" Geoff cried.

"Ok, then!" Bridgette tried to match his enthusiasm.

GEEKS & FREAKS:

Noah took matters into his own hands. He tossed a side salad. He knew it wouldn't be great as a first course. Heck, he probably thought it wouldn't even get five points, but at least his team would have something to show for.

"What are you doing?" Ella gave Noah an innocent smile. He ignored her and she danced off.

Dakota leaned over the bookworm's shoulder, "No, no, no! That's all wrong!" She complained, "A normal salad has a 10:3:1 ratio of lettuce to carrots to tomatoes! That's obviously a 9:3:2 ratio! Do it again!"

"This isn't for you," Noah snarled, "and I'm not one of the butlers back home. I'm your teammate who will vote you off if you bitch at me too much, so it would be in your best interest to shut the hell up."

"I'm just trying to help us win," Dakota protested, "God, your such a drama queen."

"I'm the drama queen?" Noah sneered, "Who demanded a repairman when the jacuzzi was 49 degrees Celsius instead of the 50 you're used to? Who nearly freaked out when the dining hall only sold regular Pepsi instead of the diet kind? Who was bawling with Samey, Lindsay and Courtney in the theater last night? You, you you!"

"It's not my fault! The Fault in our Stars was a very sad movie!" Dakota pleaded.

"I've read the book twice and haven't batted an eye."[2]

"Well, maybe the problem is that you're under-emotional and not that I'm over-emotional!" Dakota reasoned.

Noah rolled his eyes and got back to the salad.

COOL KIDS' CLUB

Brick was hard at work throwing ingredients together to make a soup for the appetizer, when Amy approached Lindsay.

"Hey, Lindsay," she crooned in a very uncharacteristic way.

"Oh, hi Sammy," Lindsay replied.

CONFESSIONAL: AMY

"I think it kills me a little inside every time somebody calls me by my sister's name!"

END CONFESSIONAL

"So Lindsay, we're close enough friends for me to give you a little advice, right?"

"Uh...Ok," The blonde agreed.

Amy leaned up to Lindsay's ear and whispered, "About those boots: Did you purchase them from a thrift shop?"

"Uh...no," Lindsay responded, "What's a thrift shop besides that catchy song?"

"It's where you buy cheap stuff," Amy said.

"Uh...oh...ok," Lindsay replied.

"So did you buy those boots for cheap in a thrift shop?" Amy asked.

"Uh...no...I bought them at Nordstrom," Lindsay responded, oblivious to the insult.

Amy smacked her face in frustration, "How about that top? Did you get it from the dump?"

"Uh...no...I got it from Dillard's."

"Well, it sucks!" Amy shouted.

Lindsay put her hands on her hips, "That's not very nice!" She reprimanded Amy.

"Well, it sucks! Yeah! It's awful! If I had a top like that, I'd kill myself from being so ugly!"

The words hit Lindsay like a punch in the gut.

"And don't even get me started on that skirt!" Amy got in a last remark.

Tyler overheard and walked over to where the two blondes were confronting each other. "I think you'd better leave Samey," he snarled at the cheerleader in disguise.

"Sorry," Amy put her hands up in surrender, "I was only trying to help."

"I said leave!" Tyler ran at her. If he didn't trip on his shoelace, he would've gotten a hold of Amy and there'd be a very good chance that this story would have to continue on without a villain...

CUT TO CHRIS

Chris sat down in the dining hall with a white napkin tied around his neck like a bib. Noah was the first to bring in his appetizer.

Chris looked at the salad and began to eat. Noah had his fingers crossed. He knew his team had no chance of winning if his simple salad could not even pass.

Chris plunged his fork into the food. He lifted the fork into his mouth. He chewed on the food and swallowed.

"Not bad," Chris said, "Seven points for the Geeks and Freaks!"

The uncool team celebrated. Rodney pumped his fist into the air. Dakota cheered. Ezekiel lifted Ella in the air in a giant bear hug, making her blush.

Brick brought out the next dish. It was white soup that looked like watered-down glue.

"Uh...what exactly is this?" the host asked the cadet.

"It's the best kind of soup ever! It contains 17 vital nutrients necessary for proper strength. You can't endure 4-hour training sessions without it! [3]

"Uh, yeah," Chris said, "But I don't have to do any 4-hour training sessions. I just do half-hour long spin classes in the ship's weight room. How does it taste?"

"Better than it looks," Brick assured the host, which wasn't saying much since it looked like watery glue.

Chris took a slurp out of his spoon...and promptly spit out Brick's "appetizer."

"What's in this stuff!?" Chris shrieked.

"You know, normal stuff," Brick replied, "it's got-"

"That's enough!" Chris shouted, "Zero points for the Cool Kids' Club! Now go make me the main course!" the host demanded.

COOL KIDS' CLUB

Dave was smoking away the steak on the grill when Amy approached him.

"So, Dave," Amy seductively smiled, "How about you quit that boring cooking and do something a little more 'fun?'"

"Uh...maybe later...I've got a challenge to do," Dave responded.

"Just a quick kiss...for good luck..." Amy implored.

"Ok, I guess," Dave submitted.

"Hey, Sky look at this!" Amy shouted to the gymnast as she held Dave's head in her hands and planted a firm kiss on his lips.

Sky was shocked. She'd never seen Samey be so gutsy.

Amy then advanced on Sky and said in a barely-audible whisper, "I'll bet you wanted some of that action!"

Sky felt a rush of emotions. She had never been so full of hate for somebody. She thought Samey was coming around. She thought things would end up alright, but she was wrong. She did the only thing she could at the time. She ran away, head buried in her hands (She did not run off to the same bathroom as Courtney, in case you care).

CONFESSIONAL: SKY

"I thought Samey was Ok! I thought she wasn't trying to spite me! I thought she was just a sweet, naive, innocent girl! I was so...freaking... wrong!

END CONFESSIONAL

"That wasn't cool, Sammy," Dave told Amy.

"No," Amy responded, "What's not cool is the fact that it took you until now to realize that I've been playing you," she said in an innocent, girly way.

"You've what!?" Dave screamed.

"Oops!" she giggled, "Sorry...little slip of the tongue," Amy said in that same girly, sickeningly sweet voice.

"What are you talking about?" Dave begged.

"Alright, I confess!" Amy abandoned her sweet, girly voice, "I used you to get ahead. I used everyone to gain allies! I'm sorry! Can you forgive me?"

Dave looked at Amy. He looked close to tears, "We're through! Just go!"

Amy shrugged and walked away. Her sinister grin was unseen by her team.

GEEKS & FREAKS

It turns out that Noah didn't have as easy of a time fixing the main course as he did with the appetizer. He put the meat into the oven and kept it there for nearly an hour, but it was still pink and inedible.

"Uh, dude," Rodney offered, "I think you need to turn the oven on."

Noah looked at the oven which was. indeed, turned off. He grabbed Rodney.

"Please! Try to remember that recipe! Just try!" Noah pleaded, nearly loosing it, "Does anything spark your memory? Anything at all?

"Um...hold on. I think I got it..." Rodney tried to jog his memory.

BACK TO CHRIS

Chris looked at the steak that Dave prepared with disgust.

"What's wrong with it?" Geoff asked.

"Nothing," Chris responded, "Except for the little fact that it's covered in tears!"

"Sorry," Dave shuddered, "I was weak."

Chris took a taste. It was salty and soggy.

"Sorry, guys, I'm gonna have to give you a three.

Dave earned a couple of dirty looks from his team.

CONFESSIONAL: DAVE

"That's it! I am officially done with girls on this show!"

END CONFESSIONAL

GEEKS & FREAKS

A few hours passed with the ham in the oven. It was actually turned on this time.

"Are you sure you're doing this right?" Noah asked Rodney skeptically.

Rodney was about to answer, but Chris's voice blared over the intercom, "You guys got 5 minutes to get that food to me, or you're disqualified from this round!

"Come on!" Noah implored, "Just take it out!"

"But it's not done yet!" Rodney whined, "Eating uncooked meat can poison you!"

"It's Chris McLean! Would it really be that bad if we accidentally poisoned him?" Noah argued.

"Good point!" Rodney said, "Let's go!"

As he took the ham out of the oven, he realized that it was coal black and crumbly, too.

"What happened there?" Noah asked Rodney.

"The recipe said to cook 30 minutes every pound and I weigh 170," Rodney reasoned.

Noah was pissed, but there was no time to argue. They ran out with the rock-ham in their hands.

Chris took one look at the "ham."

"What exactly is this?" Chris asked the team, "Did you guys cook a bunch of rocks?"

"It's ham!" Rodney said, "It tastes great, look!" Rodney plucked off a piece and crunched down on it. The rock barely got down his throat as he coughed and gagged.

"Yeah, looks tasty," Chris said sarcastically. "One point for effort."

Rodney got a bunch of dirty looks from his teammates.

"We've seen a bunch of really disappointing food," Chris said to the camera, "The Geeks & Freaks lead eight to three! Who will win? How much more revolting food will I have to eat first? Find out on Total! Drama! HIGH SEAS!"

COMMERCIAL BREAK (no I'm not just trying to boost my word count!)

An announcer wearing a hat with a fan on it was on screen.

"Look at this cool new invention! It's called Solarific! It's a hat with a fan on it! Are you ever too hot and can't find a fan? Well, this one's attached to your head! It's also solar-powered, so you'll never have to worry about it running out of battery! Now, we've got a special guest telling you why this hat is so great!"

The blonde, muscular-looking girl was wearing the Solarific. She was also sweating hard.

"I look like an idiot!" The girl complained to the announcer, "and I'm hot and sweaty. Your invention does two jobs poorly."

"Just stick with the script," The announcer fake-smiled.

The girl sighed, "I'm Jo from Total Drama: Revenge of the Island and I love this new product."

"There you have it!" The cheesy-smile guy said, "Jo from Total Drama loves this product, so it must be good! Buy it now!"

BACK TO THE SHOW:

Bridgette was stirring the batter for the chocolate cake she would give to Chris, when she was approached by Amy. Oh no, nothing good can happen now...

"Hey, Bridge," Amy said to her '"friend."

"Hey, Sammy," Bridgette replied, "What's going on?"

"That cake you're making looks pretty good," Amy told Bridgette.

"Thanks," Bridgette said, "I made one like this for Geoff on our anniversary last year."

"Oh, Geoff," Amy sneered, "I didn't know he was smart enough to fit a fork in his mouth!"

"What are you saying?" Bridgette said sternly.

"Oh, nothing," Amy replied, "Geoff just isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer..."

"Are you saying my boyfriend is dumb?" Bridgette asked.

"Yes," Amy said straightforwardly.

"Why would you say that, Sammy?" Bridgette said as she put the cake into the oven.

"Well, I guess it's ok," Amy crooned, "You're not exactly a genius yourself, are you?"

"I'll have you know I'm an honors student at my high school! I earned a perfect score on my SATs. I passed advanced placement biology with flying colors!" Bridgette explained angrily.

"Well," Amy said, "I guess it's not important that I believe it..."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Bridgette clenched her teeth.

"Nothing!" Amy sneered.

BACK TO CHRIS

Bridgette brought Chris her cake, still angry about what her friend said to her.

"Ooh!" Chris savored, "This looks really good!"

Chris was about to take a bite when he heard a loud POP come from the Geeks & Freaks' kitchen.

Chris and the angry Cool Kids' Club went to investigate. What they found was not a pretty sight.

CARGO HOLD

Topher studied the cameras intensively. He noticed that the closet that contained Samey was burst open. He whispered into a microphone, "Samey's out! Abort!"

Amy heard the whisper in her earpiece.

GEEKS & FREAKS

The kitchen looked like a volcano erupted. Batter was everywhere. Everyone looked like they had been blasted by a hose of batter. Ezekiel and Ella were licking it off of each other.

"What happened here?" Chris tried to supress his laughter at the ridiculous scene.

"Noah tried to make cookies," Rodney said, licking batter off his arm.

"No way!" Chris laughed. Noah looked like he was in shock.

"Well, since the kitchen's a mess and your food exploded, I guess you're disqualified!"

The Geeks & Freaks sighed (except for Ella and Ezekiel who continued to lick batter off each other's faces).

"Find someone you don't like because someone's going swimming!" Chris smirked.

CONFESSIONAL: NOAH

"I'm screwed unless I can find a better person to eliminate...Think Noah...Who can you exploit? Who can be kicked off instead of you?"

Noah's brain thought back to the challenge.

"I'm just trying to help us win," Dakota protested, "God, your such a drama queen."

"It's not my fault! The Fault in our Stars was a very sad movie!" Dakota pleaded.

"I've read the book twice and haven't batted an eye."

"Well, maybe the problem is that you're under-emotional and not that I'm over-emotional!" Dakota reasoned.

"Yes! Dakota's over-emotional! I bet I can get my team to vote for her instead of me!"

COOL KIDS' CLUB

The team was celebrating in the jacuzzi after their win as Samey (the real one) walked up to them. She was still weraing her black and red swimsuit and she looked angry.

"You will never believe what happened to me!" Samey yelled in rage.

"Save your breath," Tyler said, "we know what happened."

"Noah locked me in the closet! I think he's mad his team is loosing so many challenges and he's trying to get rid of competition!"

"Really?" Bridgette asked, raising an angry eyebrow, "then who was that bitch who was treating us like crap all day?"

"It wasn't me!" Samey pleaded, "I was in the closet! I swear to God! You're my friends! You have to believe me!"

"I thought we were your friends, too," Courtney scowled, "I guess I was too nice."

"Dave," Samey cried, "You believe me, right? You're my boyfriend!"

"I was," Dave said with no emotion, "but I dumped you after you told me you were using me as an alliance partner."

"I never said that!" Samey screamed and ran off.

CONFESSIONAL: SAMEY

"Why would people think I did all that horrible stuff? I was in a closet all day! Who else said those things?" She looks at the ceiling and snarls "Amy! I'll bet she's been here all along trying to screw with me! She is so dead!"

END CONFESSIONAL

"Dakota," Noah scolded, "You ruined that challenge for us!"

"What? No I didn't!" Dakota said, "It was your awful little 'experiment' that screwed up everything!"

"You did. All you did was whine about how things weren't right," Noah said.

"That's not even true!" Dakota pleaded.

Noah was going nowhere. He figured out how to really set Dakota off.

Noah took a sharpie out of his pocket and placed an ugly, vivid slash of ink on Dakota's top.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Dakota bellowed.

"Sorry, accident," Noah smiled innocently.

"That was no accident!" She screamed. She felt a surge of strength come to her. Her emotions got the best of her again. Her eyes turned red. She picked Noah up by his shirt collar and threw him to the floor. Unfortunately for her, the rest of her team saw the whole episode...

DECK OF SHAME

Chris stood at the deck of shame.

"You know the deal. You're getting pretty good at it by now. The following contestants are safe:"

"Rodney"

"Ella"

"Ezekiel"

"Dakota, Noah, you two are the only ones who got any votes," Chris told the two, "Noah, you're on the chopping block for general jerkiness and your little accident. Dakota, you proved to your team that you're not completely cured of your little problem...The person going home is:"

...

"Dakota."

Dakota sighed, but saw it coming. She knew her time on the show was limited. She grabbed the lifeboat and jumped off the S.S. McLean without even a fight. It was sad to see her go.

The tension is peaked! The drama is high! What's going to happen next? Find out next time on Total! Drama! HIGH SEAS!

Just a few parting questions before I leave you:

I'm planning on making a forum for discussion, speculation and even suggestions on this story. Should I do this? I just want to see what y'all are thinking.

I also wanted to know whether you like those wacky inventions I've been including lately. They're all real. I promise. Should I do more commercial breaks or just scrap the idea?

If you have anything else to say, review or PM me.

Alright, that's about it. Thanks for sticking with me through my long absence...I promise the next chapter will arrive faster.

[1] Reference to The Simpsons

[2] I don't particularly care for that genre of movie. That's kind of a tear-jerky movie, right?

[3] As a swimmer, I do know what those 4-hour training sessions are like...