Nobody's Perfect Chapter 10: Introducing ItaDei, a naruto fanfic

Nobody's Perfect

Chapter 10 Introducing ItaDei

"Um guys," Deidara said nervously. I don't think I can do this, un." "Relax Dei Dei," Hidan said. "You can fucking do this. I fucking believe in you." "You know if it wasn't for all the cursing then this could be part of a Disney Channel movie," Sasori said. "You're right, un!" Deidara said. "There is no way this is gonna be a Disney Channel movie! I'm not that lame."

"Dude you're singing a fucking Hannah Montana song," Hidan said. "I'm surprised Disney hasn't fucking sponsored us yet." "Five minutes til shoe time," Ino said. "Thanks, un," Deidara said. "Alright time to go!" "Wait!" Hinata, head of the sowing club said.

"W-when you perform c-can you p-please wear this. I-it's a rainbow tank with a s-smiling cloud, r-ripped jeans with rainbows on them, and a r-rainbow bandana." "Awesome!" Deidara said. "I love rainbows, un! Somebody stall I gotta change!" "Places everyone!" Ino said. "As soon as Deidara comes back the show's gonna begin!"

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"Awesome party Itachi!" Kisame said. "Yeah whatever," Itachi said. "Dude don't worry they're gonna come," Kisame said. "They wouldn't miss this for the world!" "And now for our surprise performance by the one and only Deidara!" The leader of YFCOKH said. "What?!" Kisame and Itachi said as the curtains opened to a spotlight shining on Deidara with his back turned. "This is gonna be good," Pein said.

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Everybody make mistakes. Everybody has those days. 1, 2, 3, 4!

Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. Everybody knows what, what I'm talking about. Everybody gets that way. Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. Everybody knows what, what I'm talking about. Everybody gets that way.

Sometimes I'm in a jam. I gotta make a plan. It might be crazy. I do it anyways. No way to know for sure. I'll figure out a cure. I'm patchin' up the holes, but then it overflows. If I'm not doing too well why be so hard on myself?

Nobody's perfect! I gotta work it! Again and again til I get it right. Nobody's perfect you live and you learn it. And if I mess it up some times, nobody's perfect.

Sometimes I work a scheme but then it flips on me. Doesn't turn out how I planned. Get's stuck in quicksand. No problem can't be solved once I get involved. I try to be delicate but then crash right into it. My intentions are good yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes just misunderstood.

Nobody's perfect I gotta work it again and again til I get it right. Nobody's perfect you live and you learn it. And if I mess it up some times, nobody's perfect. I gotta work it! I know in time I'll find a way. Nobody's perfect. Sometimes I fix things up and they fall apart again. Nobody's perfect.

I might mix things up but I always get it right in the end. You know I do!

Next time you feel like... it's just one of those days... when you just can't seem to win. If things don't turn out the way you figure something else out. Don't stay down try again. Yeah!

Nobody's perfect! I gotta work it! Again and again til I get it right. Nobody's perfect you live and you learn it. And if I mess it up some times, nobody's perfect. I gotta work it! I know in time I'll find a way. Nobody's perfect you live and you learn it. Cause everybody makes mistakes. Nobody's perfect. Nobody's perfect. No no! Nobody's perfect.

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Cheers where heard from everyone one as the song ended. And as soon as the crowed calmed down Deidara spoke. "I'd like to end the show saying this, un," Deidara said. "Itachi, I'm sorry for all the stupid stuff I did earlier. I didn't mean to brake your mirror, helped Sasuke in his plan to kill your, lose your cat, fuck Kisame, ate your strawberry yogurt,

use up the rest of your favorite nail polish, brake your Metro Station cd, and reveal your deepest darkest secret to all of Konoha High all in one day. You know what they say, nobody's perfect. And I did fix everything. Well, almost everything, un. I still can't find your cat."

"Wait!" Sasuke cried running through the door all cut up with a black cat. "I found him! It nearly me trying to get him but I found him!" "Sharingan!" Itachi hugging the cat. "I missed you so much!" "As I was saying," Deidara said. "I know I screwed up and I'm sorry, un. Now if you could forgive me I'd like to asked you this. Itachi, will you go out with me, un?"

Itachi stood dumbstruck as people cheered all a round him. "I'll take as a no," Deidara said dejectedly when Itachi didn't say anything. "Wait!" Itachi cried leaping up on to the stage. "Yes, Deidara I'll go out with you." "You mean it, un?" Deidara said. "Yes Deidara," Itachi said. "I mean it." shouts of joy were heard as the new couple made out on stage.

"Before we go I'd like to thank all my friends for helping me," Deidara said. "Without them I wouldn't be here today making out with Itachi, un. So thanx everybody!" "Hey Itachi," Sasuke shouted over the noise of the crowd. "I just got a call from our cousin Tobi. He's moving to Konoha." "What?!" Itachi cried.

A/n: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! It's over!! But that just means now I'm gonna start on the sequel. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy!! And incase you little cherubs are wonder it's gonna be called 'She Bangs'. ROFLOL!

Trivia!: Ithyphallophobia is fear of seeing thinking about of having an erect penis.