The first song I choose for this story was Down With The Sickness. But when I saw the video to this song, it just clicked.
The story is "Lost Then Found" by Lipsmacked
To the tune of "Whiskey In the Jar" by Metallica (or Thin Lizzy)
http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=AiF_kCEjuhI
While Bella was goin' fishing
In the Pacific Ocean
A storm had knocked her out
And she washed up on an island
She woke up and met Alice
But, she couldn't find Charlie
She realized that she was naked
And she had no hair on her body
She walked around the island
But she didn't find any men
She walked around the island
And she met a couple lesbians
She said "I just can't leave my family
It would devastate Charlie"
But when she drank the amah
It broke her resolve, easy
(scat)
Sex for the lesbians
Sex for the lesbians
There's amah in the water
Bein' drunk on amah
She went to the men's chamber
She was already to
Have sex with a total stranger
The queen was talking about it
That is how Bella found out
She knew that she loved Alice
And lost her virginity that night
(scat)
Sex for the lesbians
Sex for the lesbians
There's amah in the water
Now, some men like a-fishin'
And some men like a-huntin'
Some men like to hear
To hear the Nascar's a-roarin'
Me: I like reading
Especially about Bella and Alice
Livin' in Themyscira
Livin' in the royal palace
(scat)
Sex for the lesbians
Sex for the lesbians
There's amah in the water
Amah in the water
(scat)
I couldn't find the 'real' lyrics, so it says scat. Deal with it. Try pronounceing Themyscira. Reviews.