Everyone: I'm SO SORRY for not updating, it's just with so many projects and the Math and English tests and the assignments, it's hard to get things done.
P0cketmouse: I hope you think it's hilarious!
Berry64: I'm glad it's not confusing; I was a little worried there!
XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxXAmelia/Si sat at the Gryffindor table next to Lily/J; Slughorn had just let them out of the hospital wing. The color drained from Remus/P's face as he received looks of disgust from the girls around him. Lily/J and Amelia/Si however, were suffering quite an awkward moment. Two sixth years were staring at them, eyes glazed over. Sirius/A was glaring at the 'guys', along with James/L.
"Damn, I miss the fans already!" Remus/P scooted from his original place and sat next to them,
"You two are hopeless!"
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Meanwhile, let's see how our friends are doing over at Slytherin! Severus/B was walking towards the Great Hall when he bumped into Rodolphus, who smiled at 'her'. Severus smiled uncomfortably back.
"Bella, I've been looking for you. You look beautiful."
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The real Bellatrix (Bellatrix/Se) slapped her forehead. Rodolphus! She just hoped she wasn't to late before…
"Oh my God Severus you didn't! That's MY boyfriend there, and unless you have something to tell me, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't do that. Unless, of course-"
"Bloody DARN hell no!" Rodolphus looked at Severus/B strangely,
"Severus?" Bellatrix/Se turned to explain to a very confused Rodolphus,
"Two words: Pettigrew, Potions." Rodolphus nodded, slowly inching away from Severus/B,
"Ooooh! So Bella is Severus and Severus is Bella? Interesting…" Severus/B interrupted,
"Bellatrix! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!" Bellatrix/Se rolled her eyes, a long week indeed.
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Narcissa/L had decided to skip lunch. As she walked to the Slytherin common room briskly, Lucius/N begged,
"Cissy, you are the ONLY one! I swear, I have never EVER thought of anyone else but you. You are my everything, we were meant to be together Cissy." Narcissa brushed of his pleadings and walked up to the boys' dorm, she had been there before (A/N: do NOT misinterpret that, she went there before to get some spellbooks and study with Lucius). Seconds later she came sliding down the banister brandishing a big red and gold banner that said:
Gryffindor Kicks Slyhterin Arse
Narcissa/L began to chant the same phrase over and over while shoving the banner in front of everyone.
XxXxXxXxXAfter lunch, Amelia/Si and Lily/J walked to their DADA class, followed by the rest. Professor Thralldon was waiting for the students to finish getting seated before explaining that, as a special treat, they would be dueling. Sirius/A grinned, but then his face fell. Amelia didn't know that much about DADA, she would blow his reputation! Unfortunately, he had no time to tell her any tactics; she and him were up to duel first.
"Okay then, Amelia, Sirius, let's see what you got!" Professor Thralldon exclaimed excitedly.
"Amelia, try an Expelliarmus!" someone shouted from the crowd. The real Amelia got confused and tried the spell instead of Sirius/A.
"E-expliarmus!" A puff of green smoke puffed out.
"Expliarmus!" A puff of orange smoke puffed out.
"Pst! Amelia, it'S Expelliarmus!" Remus/P whispered from the sidelines.
"Expelliarmus!" Sirius/A, who had been waiting patiently, made no move to block the spell and got his wand knocked out of his hand.
"Now do a Petrificus Totalus!" Remus/P whispered again.
"Petrificus Totalus!" Amelia/S shouted. Sirius/A's limbs snapped to his sides and he fell over.
"Poor Amelia, against Sirius, she never had a chance!" someone else called out. Amelia/Si was red in the face.
"Well, that was interesting…" Professor Thralldon thought to himself. After a few more duels, class was over, duels to be continued the next day. Sirius/A and Peter/R had Ancient Runes next, so they went their way (and got lost a few times) while the rest headed to Care of Magical Creatures. Amelia/Si had to stifle a loud chuckle. That day, they were dealing with unicorns. James/L had tried to pet them in the past, only to be kicked in the face. Only girls could pet them. Now however, he was a girl. Professor Prollydunt was behind him pushing him towards the unicorns,
"Come on Ms. Evans, you've never been afraid of unicorns, they're great creatures and will never hurt a girl like you!" Lily/J snorted.
"Is there anything you'd like to share with us Mr. Potter?" the Professor asked uninterested.
"No ma'am," Lily/J answered, still grinning. James/L lost his balance and fell onto a unicorn, from which he sprang away from immediately. He then noticed the beast was not trying to stomp all over him like last time. He cautiously touched the animal, which paid no attention to him. James/L did a little victory dance.
"It doesn't want to kill me, it doesn't want to kill me…!" he chanted, grinning like a madman, or well, a madwoman. Lily/J's face was flushed as she saw a very confused Professor Prollydunt staring at James/L.
XxXxXxXxXThat night, Ameli/Si was already on her way to the Ravenclaw common room when she realized that it wasn't her common room anymore for the time being. But where was the Gryffindor common room?
"Amelia!" Remus/P shouted.
"Shhh! Remus, I'm Sirius for now!" she whispered. He just smiled and tugged her arm.
"C'mon Sirius. I'll show you the way to the common room."
"Why thank you Peter!" Remus/P grimaced,
"Don't remind me… Mandrake Monday," he said to the Fat Lady. She rolled her eyes,
"More like hectic Monday! All day long, in and out, in and out! Can't students decide whether or not they want to be in or out and STAY there? I mean, obviously they can't, seeing as I have had no time whatsoever to chat or talk with ANYONE all day long. And did you know that-"
"My dear Lady, as much as I'd love to here about your day, I am in a situation where I have to go into the common room, therefore, I spoke the password. Mandrake Monday." Remus/P smiled,
"I swear Peter, you're getting stranger by the minute," she huffed, opening the portrait hole.
XxXxXxXxXSirius/A bumped into Sarah Jane Monterrey, a Ravenclaw fifth year.
"Hey Sarah, could you show me to the common room?" he said, raising his eyebrows and flashing a toothy smile. Sarah looked at him strangely,
"I have to go Amelia, maybe you should visit Madame Pomfrey…" She left. Sirius/A frowned at the name Amelia. Right… not Sirius, not the flirty guy, but the know-it-all… girl. He scrunched up his face in disgust; he had to remember to stop flirting with girls! He kept walking and spotted another Ravenclaw, a seventh year prefect who helped him out. This was going to be confusing.
XxXxXxXxXPeter/R sat on the couch, ignoring the looks he was receiving from a couple of fourth years. It had been fun at first, but know it was just plain annoying! Finally he just gave up and stormed into the boy's dorm in a foul mood while the girls exchanged confused glances. Pouncing on Remus' bed, he shut the curtains around it. Before going to sleep, he turned to his own bed where Remus/P was sleeping,
"How can you stand the girls!"
"You'll get used to it," Remus/P answered sleepily. Peter/R frowned, that answer was not really helpful. Remus/P turned to Peter/R,
"And how do you stand the looks of, er…"
"Disgust? You'll get used to it."
XxXxXxXxXTwo cloaked figures walked down to the Great Hall from the Gryffindor common room. The cloaks were big and black and the hoods were pulled up. Sirius/A decided that if he wasn't smart enough to think of covering himself with a cloak, then they shouldn't either, and with a mischievous grin he pulled both cloaks off. Under them were two boys, whom had been receiving numerous stares of adoration from the girls the day before and had taken to hiding. Amelia/s blushed before giving Sirius/A a murderous glare and sitting at the table, followed by Lily/J, whose eyes met James/L's for merely a few seconds. It was an odd feeling, to be looking at someone else and seeing yourself.
XxXxXxXxXNarcissa/L was sporting a badge that flashed the phrase:
Slytherin Sucks
in bright green. Lucius/N was whispering words of apology but she just ignored his pleas and flashed it brighter, receiving murderous glares from her fellow Slythern's.
XxXxXxXxXRodolphus was feeling quite in an uncomfortable position, as he couldn't very well be near the real Bellatrix in Snape's body, which would be… weird. And he couldn't hang out with Severus/B, which would be… disturbing. Decisions, decisions!
XxXxXxXxXJames/L was bored and decided to conduct a little experiment to see how popular Lily was among the guys. In the middle of History, he dropped his pencil. Flipping his hair over his shoulder, he looked at one of the guys with a questioning look. The guy paid no attention. James/L flashed a pair of emerald puppy eyes at the guy, who still paid no attention. Finally, he fluttered his eyelashes and smiled devilishly. Lily/J was watching at the scene from her seat, it had been funny it first, now it was humiliating. She calmly got up, picked up the pencil and turned to James/L,
"I believe you dropped this?" she said, handing him the pencil. He huffed and muttered under his breath,
"Spoilsport." She rolled her eyes and sat back down, grinning to herself, he could be so childish sometimes.
XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxXWell, anyway, thanks to all you guys for your support and sorry again for not updating sooner! Any input will be greatly accepted! Now, if you look a little farther down, you'll see a button that says 'Submit Review'. Next to it is a button that says 'Go'. Now click on it! You know what to do…