Blackeclipse: Hi guys! Long time no see!!! I'm sorry if it took so long, but please bear with me!
Anyway, in this chapter, Grimmjow is going to live in the apartment of Orihime, he doesn't want to get enrolled, well, no one forced him too so he won't.
Ulquiorra doesn't mind, less headaches so he's glad.
(That could be arranged)
Ulquiorra: Blackeclipse-sama.
Me, jumping: Eh?!—O-oh, it's just—Hey, since when did you add a suffix??
Ulquiorra: Now,
Me: I would like it better if there wasn't any.
Ulqui: Fine----Woman.
Me: Can't you just call me Blackeclipse??
Ulqui: Very well.
Me: *Sob*… don't seem bored about calling me about my pen name!
Ulqui: It isn't your real name. so why be worked up about it?
Me: Jerk.
Ulqui: …..Fine… Blackeclipse.
Me: *Grinning at him*
Ulqui: *Sighs*
Disclaimer: I do not own bleach….but I wish I did…..I just have my love for Ulquiorra….!
Ulqui: I see.
Me: What the heck?!! GET BACK IN THE CHAPTER ALREADY?!
Ulqui, chuckling: ….Embarrassed, aren't we?......
Me: Just shut up…..
Chapter 10: Grimmjow's New Life.
Orihime turned the key of her apartment and opened it, she sighed.
"Yeah, the vase is broken alright…" preferring to a hand made, now broken vase on the floor. "He didn't even bothered to clean up."
"Oy! Will you let us in or not?!" Grimmjow asked behind her.
"Ah, sorry…" Orihime gasped as she moved inside. "Dozo" (Come in)
Every time Grimmjow raises his voice, Orihime wants to run.
"Eh? What the heck is this place?—But it beats being in your cell" Grimmjow said as he looked in, going to the living room, then around the place. (I made Orihime's apartment slightly bigger than it was in the manga)
Ulquiorra closed and locked the door securely before removing his shoes and stepping in, hands in pockets of course.
"SO where's my freakin' gigai huh?? And where am I going to sleep???!" Grimmjow asked impatiently, but for Orihime, it sounded like he was excited, which was a bit scary and unnatural.
Guess Grimmjow has a hidden side as well—"Hold on, I'll just turn on the light in my room (opening the door of her bedroom) and---AAAH!!!!"
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow jolted from the sound and looked.
"H—H—Help~~ me~~…!!!" Orihime, again, was being crushed by Grimmjow's heavy duty gigai.
"What the heck are you doing woman?!" Grimmjow went over to her and grabbed the gigai with one hand.
Ulquiorra helped her up by pulling her hand up, "Look before you act." He told her.
"S-sorry…" Orihime grinned as she fixed her hair a bit. De Ja Vu
She added in thought.
"Hey! There's something wrong with my gigai!!" Grimmjow yelled out, (Yeah, he loves to yell) He pointed to the blonde hair at the head of his gigai, it was the same hair style, except instead of teal blue, it was blonde. "Why is it yellow like Halibel?!"
"It's called 'blonde' Grimmjow-san, and there's nothing wrong with it." Orihime smiled.
Grimmjow snapped. "Hello?! Can't you see my hair is blue!?"
"B-but it's just a color…" Orihime said.
"I DON'T CARE!!"
(Wow, Grimmjow…. Do you really want your hair to be blue so much?)
(Grimmjow: It's my sense of pride!!)
"Pathetic." Ulquiorra said darkly. "Having to be so caught it in a small matter is Pathetic."
{Epic Silence}
"Besides, Grimmjow, Blue hair is not a accustom to the real world's human appearance, thus, if you go out with your hair color like that, it would add and attract attention." Then they could see his hand on his head. "Another problem I will have to deal with."
"W---!!!"
Ulquiorra killed his words with a glare.
"If you continue to resist. I am going to KILL you all over again." He glared at him, adding a killing look.
"IS THIS UNDERSTOOD COMPLETELY?"
Grimmjow wasn't going down with a fight, his pride won't allow him.
Then something tugged him on the arm, he soon found himself grabbed by Orihime, and she was whispering.
"Grimmjow-san, Ulquiorra-kun's been in a foul mood lately….So please cooperate…!"
Grimmjow wanted to yell, but then he ended up softening up for some reason that it scared the hell out of him, but he didn't show it.
"Whatever woman," He jerked out of his grip, pushing her aside.
..
Orihime stood up after being pushed off to the floor, and froze.
"Gri—Grimmjow-san!!" She gasped.
"Eh?—OH ****!!!" He looked to where she was pointing at.
Ulquiorra was going to the kitchen.
Ulquiorra is now in the kitchen.
Ulquiorra is looking at the counter.
Grimmjow and Orihime watched, chokingly.
Ulquiorra looked at the knife holder thing.
Ulquiorra is going closer to the knife holder thing.
Ulquiorra's hand his on the handle of on the biggest knife he could see.
Ulquiorra turned around.
Ulquiorra took a few steps closer to Grimmjow.
Grimmjow and Orihime shook, nervously.
Ulquiorra went infront of Orihime.
Ulquiorra is placing the tip of the knife to Grimmjow's neck.
Ulquiorra is----
"No!! don't do it Ulquiorra-kun!" Orihime gasped as she tugged onto the back of his shirt.
*SHING!*
She thought Ulquiorra cut Grimmjow's throat off.
Orihime looked.
Orihime looking at the Gigai of Grimmjow.
Grimmjow's gigai's hair was cut off.
The real Grimmjow was frozen in fear.
Ulquiorra making a few more slashing movements.
Orihime looked at the Gigai.
Status: Gigai now bald.
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU FREAKIN' DO!?!?!?!?!?!?" Grimmjow snapped as he looked at it.
AHH, YES….IT IS…..GRIMMJOW'S GIGAI IS….
BALD.
BALD.
BALD.
BALD…..BALD.
BALD.
Orihime was laughing her head off as she slammed her hand on the wall.
"GRIMM-GRIMMJOW-SAN'S GIGAI!!—I—I-I-IS B-BA—BA—BWAAAAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!" Orihime's were watering, she can't even say the word 'bald'.
Ulquiorra threw the knife to pin Grimmjow to the wall, he meant to pin him to the wall by darting the knife to his arm, but it only pinned him by the collar of Grimmjow's jacket.
"It can't be helped. You didn't want blonde hair. I and the woman can't let you have blue hair. You still didn't want to accept. You didn't listen." Then he glared heavily to Grimmjow. "YOU EVEN SHOVE THE WOMAN OFF. THIS WAS THE ONLY FITTING PUNISHMENT. GO BALD THEN. GRIMMJOW"
Blackeclipse's real word:
Blackeclipse: BWAAHAAHAAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! DID I JUST TYPED THIS!?!?!?—O-OH NO!!!!---THE FAN FICTION IS WRTING ITSELF AGAIN!!!!!---AHAHAA!!!!—I---I CAN SEE IT TYPING BY ITSELF IF I SPEAK!!!------I MEAN AS I LAUGH!!!----BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Orihime: AHAAHAAAH!!! AHAHA!!---OW!! OW MY STO—STOMACH!!! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Grimmjow: DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
Ulquiorra: …………………..It surprisingly looks you. I believe you might even look like Ikaku………………………
Grimmy: IT AIN'T FUNNY DAMMIT!!!!
Ulquiorra: I'm not laughing. They are.
{Blackeclipse and Orihime hugging each other as they laughed their guts out.}
{7 hours later}
Blackeclipse: AHAAHAAHA!!!!! I!!! I CAN'T!!! I CAN'T STOP!!! AAHAHAAH!!----BWAHAAHAAHA!!!---OH NO!!!!---MY!!! FUNNY!!! MY FUNNY BONE'S GOING!!!! GOING!!! IT'S GOING TO CRACK!!!! ORIHIME!!!---HEAL ME!!---AHAHAAHHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!
Orihime: I'M SOR—SOR---BWAHAAHAAH!!!!!-SORRY!!!! BLACKECLIPSE-CHAN—AHAAHAAHAHA!!!!! I CAN'T---CAN'T STOP---EITHER!!!!!!!!! AHAAHAAHAAHA!!! ULQUIORRA-KUN! HELP US!!!!!!!
Grimmy, hitting his head. : AAAH!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!
Ulquiorra: This isn't good.
Ichigo rushing in: Hey! I heard all th---WOAH! GRIMMJOW'S GIGAI IS---BALD?!?!?
Grimmy: Don't start. I'll freakin' kill you.
Ulquiorra: Kurosaki Ichigo. Grimmjow.
Grimmy & Ichigo: HUH????
Ulquiorra: The chapter has been completely stopped.
Grimmy and Ichi gaped: EEEEHHHH?!?!?!!?!
Ulquiorra, placing his hand under his chin. : We have to stop the author from laughing. Otherwise. The chapter would never continue and the readers would stop reading.
{another 7 hours or struggling to stop them from laughing}
Blackeclipse, dodging Grimmjow's attacks while laughing (he was trying to stop her by force)
Orihime passed out from laughing. Ichigo had to bring her to the emergency room, she wasn't breathing, but there was a huge smile on her face.
Ulquiorra, hitting the head of Grimmjow and slamming him to the wall
Ulqui: Grimmjow. Our goal is to stop Blackeclipse from laughing, not to kill her.
Grimmy: Then what else is there to do?! I didn't know she knows freakin' martial arts as well!!!
(Yes, dear readers, I know martial arts, that is why I also love Bleach)
Ulqui: *Sigh*---There's no other choice. I have to make her listen to something that might even shock her, it may even be the only effective way on stopping her without hurting her by force………
Grimmy: Eh??—And THAT will work?? It's so….
Ulqui: What??
Grimmy: N-nothing.
Ulquiorra walking towards Blackeclipse, pinning her to the wall and whispering in her ear.
Blackeclipse froze.
Grimmjow froze.
Ulquiorra went to Grimmy : Looks like it was too much for her.
She isn't moving.
Grimmy: What the heck did you tell her anyway?!!
Ulqui: A lie.
Grimmy: What lie??
Ulqui: That I hate her so much that if she won't stop laughing, I would quit and cut her head off.
Oh, and also to never call her again.
Grimmjow gaped. :THAT WON'T STOP HER!!!! THAT WOULD FREAKIN' KILL HER!!!!!!!
Ulqui sighs: … I'm afraid this would take longer than I thought.
{1 month later, Blackeclipse was brought back to life by Orihime}
Ulqui, approaching her :…Blackeclipse…. I'm sorry for ea----What are you typing………??.
Blackeclipse, not paying attention at all to him, and continued typing something before continuing the chapter.
Wearing an Aizen smile.
And being pissed off.
Written : Ulquiorra shall experience MORE PAIN. That means, more SLAPS. HITS. SLAMS. WALLS. AND….
AND NEAR DEATHS.
……MAYBE EVEN COMMIT SUICIDE….
INANIMATE OBJECTS TOO.
AHH….. POLES.
NICE. METAL. HARD. PAINFUL. ELECTRICITY POLES.
LONG AND BIG POLES.
ENOUGH TO CRUSH AN ARRANCAR'S SKULL IN HALF.
YES. POLES.
…..YAY…
Ulqui froze. : ………………………………..
.…………………….POLES………………..?.......!?......
Grimmy laughing in the background : Now looks who's scared….
After for a weird (long and yeah, weird) time.
Orihime was able to heal the head, making the hair grow back.
Grimmjow sighed.
"So… how am I going to wear this damn th--!!?!"
Ulquiorra pushed him from behind and he disappears when he came in contact with the gigai.
"You wear it as so." He said to him.
Grimmjow's eyes opened widely, he stood up and grabbed the collar of Ulquiorra's shirt. "YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME!!!"
"You might ask more questions again." Ulquiorra said, looking down at him, not a bit shaken at all. He brushed Grimmjow's hand off as he was put down on the floor.
Then, before another argument started, an aroma of weird smells filled the air.
"READY~!!" Orihime waved to them as she placed the……food…. On the table.
Grimmjow pointed at the….food…?.
Then turned to Ulquiorra as Orihime hummed a tune that sounded like the song 'Sky Chord' and went off back into the kitchen to get some drinks.
"DO you HAVE to eat this ever since you came??"
"Apparently so."
"Woah man—I feel—for the first time—sorry for you!"
"Why?"
"Don't you like—Wish you were better back dead when you eat this?!!"
"Nonsense. The tastes was nothing out of the ordinary."
Grimmjow patted his shoulder. "Dude, you in love with her so much?? I can't believe you eat this kind of stuff all day because of that love sickness!"
Ulquiorra sighs as he closed his eyes and moved his head down a bit.
"What are you talking about? Such nonsense."
He doesn't even know if he did love her.
True, he has feelings.
But can't really comprehend it was love since he never felt it before.
(Someone knock Ulquiorra's head off!)
He sat down. "Sit." He commanded to him.
Grimmjow smirked as he sat down. "Whatever man, I don't care if you're hiding it or something---But I've noticed something different 'bout you."
Ulquiorra's eyes opened, showing no surprise, he kept on hearing that.
Then Grimmjow smiled. "So---If you say that you don't love her….then, would you mind if I move in as well?"
Ulquiorra somehow felt a spark, he was getting angry again.
He looked at Grimmjow.
"…You are not the only one who've changed…." Grimmjow smirked. "…Not only you and I ….. but even her puny trashy friends……."
Ulquiorra knew he was serious, even though he says and thinks that Orihime is 'special and awkward' woman, he doesn't know if it was 'love'.
No, it can't be love. There's no such thing. Is there?
"Are you guys fighting again?" Orihime asked, feeling the intensity of the atmosphere as she came to the table with drinks.
Ulquiorra sighed. He didn't notice he and Grimmjow were making their reiatsu leaking out for intimidation.
"We are doing nothing of the sort." He said simply.
"Keh…" Grimmjow muttered as he looked away.
Then looked back and saw Ulquiorra casually eating the….thing…slimy…thing…not to mention lumpy….food?.....
"Woman, what's this **** made of??" He had to ask rudely.
"AH, well it's made out of pork and some vegetables" Orihime then smiled, she began to tell the tale of the mysterious food. "Then I wanted some more beefy flavor so I placed some beef, barbeque sauce oh! And some vinegar to balance it a bit, then some garlic to ward off bad spirits (Since when did that count??????) then I put some extra seasoning, then some lettuce and tomatoes"
Grimmjow was speechless, no bad words can comprehend to how this food was made, or even to describe it.
Ulquiorra was still eating.
"But it was too strong on beef so I put some chicken! But we ran out so I had to put some lamb, but the taste was still there so I put some liver!"
Orihime was smiling away as she continued to talk.
"Then some foe grass!!! And also some fruits, I think it was called a 'Dragon fruit', I thought it was ice cream when I cut the fruit in half, I wanted the food to be 'exotic' so I put that 'exotic' fruit it to make it healthy too!—But again…. I ran out so I added mango and grapes!!"
WHAT THE HECK? IS SHE TRYING TO KILL ME?? WHAT KIND OF STOMACH DOES SHE HAVE ANYWA?!!? DO HUMANS EAT TH---NO—NOT EVEN THAT LOSER KUROSAKI CAN EVEN SURVIVE IN THIS……I BET NOT EVEN AIZEN…. LUPPI WAS RIGHT!!! SHE'S A MONSTER!!!! A FREAKIN' HOT MONSTER!!!!!!
Grimmjow, was now. Scared.
"Itadakimasu!" (meaning= 'Let's eat!') Orihime smiled as she scooped one spoon in, and smiled in delight. She turned to Ulquiorra, "What do you think Ulquiorra-kun??"
Ulquiorra paused.
Grimmjow was hoping that he would save them from dying.
Not even he can stand t---
---no, Grimmjow just recalled that Ulquiorra actually likes this stuff.
"It's not completely undesirable--however...."
Grimmjow's eyes glittered, hope????
"You should've have placed some, white wine together with some salt to add in, and also you should've have placed some Ube and some Flan to make it sweeter." Ulquiorra added, eyes closed as he continued to eat.
"…that is all…."
Orihime's eyes widened, together with her mouth, she blushed as she slightly hit herself.
"Soka!" Orihime announced. (Meaning= I see!' or 'I got it!') "Wow, Ulquiorra-kun! I can't believe you have such great taste!"
Ulquiorra looked away, was he blushing?
"Everyone posses that same abilities, it isn't something to be so impressed about."
"Then! You can help me in cooking then!" Orihime added as she tried to catch a look from him. "I just can't get it right!—Ah! Or maybe if I add some green apples! Or Fuji Apples! Then it might get fresher!"
"It maybe so. However it is wiser to put some Oranges…" He found himself engaged in a conversation.
As they continued.
Grimmjow was dead.
No hope.
He was going to die.
Ulquiorra noticed the fact he wasn't eating.
"Excuse me, woman" he said as he got up.
"Ulquiorra-kun?" Orihime asked, watching him getting up.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO EAT. Grimmjow was staring at the bubbling ….death-in-bowl…soup. NO WAY—NO FREAKIN' W-----********!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grimmjow felt his heart stop. As he tried to see what's going on.
Ulquiorra has went to his side of the table, grabbed a spoon, scooped up some……..food…….. and shoved it in Grimmjow's mouth.
The mouth he forced open with another spoon, then a funnel,
(Where'd that came from???)
He was now pouring the soup into the funnel, which was now being transferred into Grimmjow's mouth.
Orihime clapped her hands as she smiled. "Wow!! Is this some kind of contest?!!"
Orihime, it's not a contest, it doesn't even look like one.
because of what Ulquiorra is doing.
is because Grimmjow's gigai is fidgeting and now turning pale blue.
Grimmjow's eyes are now all white.
He's dying. Orihime.
When Ulquiorra was done, he let go of his grip from Grimmjow's collar of his shirt.
Grimmjow cursed. "DAMMIT—IT—ALL—TO—G—G-GAH…!!!!" he didn't even finish his cursing that he fell to his knees and fell unconscious.
"GRIMMJOW-SAN?!?!" Orihime gasped, standing up from her seat. And began healing him, again.
Ulquiorra sat back to his seat and continued eating.
Blackeclipse's real word (again):
Grimmy: Dude! Why'd you torture me again!?! Isn't it suppose to be Ulquiorra?!
Blackeclipse: ……………………………….
Grimmy: OY! AREN'T YOU EVEN LISTENING?!
Ulqui: Grimmjow. If this continues, we will never get this chapter done.
Blackeclipse: …………………………………..
Grimmy, looking at her: Wait a minute…… *poke*, Ulquiorra! She ain't moving!!
Ulqui: *Sigh*---She is punishing us—So she won't be talking to us till we find something else to make up.
Grimmy: But I didn't do anything!!!!! You did!!!
Ulqui: *sigh*--True…But it can't be helped.
Human emotions are s---!!!!!!!!
(Ulquiorra was hit on the head by Blackeclipse's hand chop)
Grimmy froze: Woah—did—she—just.
Blackeclipse: I'M WRITING A CHAPTER HERE—NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sound of Thunder*
Ulqui and Grimmy bowed, scared? (not Ulqui though)
Both: Hai….
(Yes)
*Click*
T.V. : Welcome to th—
*Click*
T.V.: No! I don't love you!---
*Click*
T.V.: News Report, someone has just been murdered in Britain.
*Click* (Again)
"GRIMMJOW." Ulquiorra snapped.
"What the heck! This box is moving pictures like some kind of dimension changing portal!!!" Grimmjow said, looking at the T.V. "It changes every time you click a button!!! What the heck is this thing?! Some kind of mutated metal box that posse's portal dimension channeling power??!"
"I believe it's called a 'Television'" Ulquiorra sighed, holding his head.
They were both sitting on a coach, in the living room, with the T.V. for Grimmjow to look at.
Grimmjow refuses to call it as such, and just calls it.
A miniature Giganta,
Which was for Ulquiorra, a stupid concept, for in fact you can't get in the T.V., and it can't teleport you, nor change dimensions, the proof is when Grimmjow tried to get in it when he saw the Channel of a beach with lots of girls in bikinis.
Ulquiorra knew that knowing Grimmjow, he'll never change his mind.
The next thing they came to was the aircon, Grimmjow wondered how it made the room so cold.
It was like Toushiro's Hyourinmaru, but smaller, and rectangular.
He calls it 'Magical ice maker'
(Lame.)
Ulquiorra calls it 'Aircon'
The next thing is when Grimmjow blasted the walls once he heard the sound of the door bell coming from no where.
Next was the phone, which he thinks was possessed due from it shaking on its own.
To sum it all up. It was a hell of a day for Ulquiorra.
Hah! It's done! Sorry if it wasn't much for you guys, but I had to type this in a short period of time!
I'm planning on giving a small break 'special corner'
I think I am going to call it 'Blackeclipse's Real World'---LAME—I need to think of a good title!!!
What should I name it huh?
Well, I won't guarantee a nice title though. Aha.
Well! Next chapter is back to school! I want comedy and romance before I put something heavy in the story, so guys cherish the moments!
Grimmjow: She's going to kill us.
Ulquiorra. Fidgeting: …………….pole………………
Ahaha! Don't worry, I won't put in the pole, I think it was a kind of lame thing to do.
Please put in your ideas guys!!!
I'm in a good mood today for some reason!
Ichigo: Scary.
Anyway! Sorry if my updates are so slow! But hey! I'm a student!
Oh guys, if it is too much to ask.
Please put what those short cuts mean, like LOL or LMAO or something.
Oh, and…. I also want to ask you guys something!
Ummm.
When one of you guys said:
That part of when Ulquiorra came back was so
BAD***AS**
Or
BADISM
Is it really that bad??---I mean, is this a compliment? Honestly, I'm not that sure.
Is it really a bad idea??—Please type it, I want to know! Thanks!
Please Review!!!
Don't worry, I won't put threats this time
But next chapter, be prepared!!!
BECAUSE I AM GOING TO FORCE YOU GUYS TO REVIEW.
(Laughing insanely)
(Ulquiorra, Grimmy and Ichi slowly moving away from Blackeclipse)