Bloopers

What I didn't type

The authoress sat down in the chair and grabbed a bullhorn and yelled "Ok! Scar, Tucker, Dan, and Danny! Take your places!". Scar, with Tucker next to her, a few feet away from the Fenton Works set. Dan flew through the door with Danny following and closed it behind them. "And Action!" the authoress yelled

"Wow, second base, nice."Scar said as the two got to the door of Fenton Work. Tucker knocked on the door, only to have it answered by Dan. Tucker yelped and jumped into Scar's arms.

"Suck it up, Tucker," Dan said

"Who's at the door?" Danny called to Dan.

"It's Techno-Geek and Disfigured Face." Dan answered. Danny pushed passed Dan and joined Tucker

"Well, let's go, Tuck." Tucker got out of Scar's arms and walked back to school with Danny. Scar walked into the living room after Dan slammed the door on Danny and Tucker. The whole front of the Fenton Works set collapsed reviling Vlad reading the newspaper on the potty. "AHHHH!" Vlad covered his shame with the paper and ran off.

"Cut! Ju-just cut." the authoress said disappointed "take five, everyone." the set workers lifted the front of Fenton Work back into place as Dan walked past the authoress "Dan, can I talk to you?"

Dan took of the Specter Negator and gave it to a stage hand and said "Sure, but why?"

"In my movie you don't have powers so take it easy on them, ok?"

"You do realize I don't have to take this,"

"Ah yes but if you have a flop on your résumé," the authoress pointed her bullhorn at him and yelled "YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS DIMENSION AGAIN!!"

The set had the whole gang around the pool except Julian who was several feet above the pool. The authoress sat in the chair and yelled in her bullhorn. "Ok Julian! You have to cannonball into the pool, ok?"

"Question!" Julian said raising his hand.

"Yes?" the author asked

"Um, uh, what...What's my motivation?" Julian asked

The authoress sighed, rubbed her forehead and said back "you don't need one. Just cannonball into the pool, ok?"

"Ok, I guess, but I.."

"Great! Ok, places and ACTION!"

Sam got on the floating lounge chair and started drifting around the pool pretending to be napping. Tucker and Danny started to play dodge ball while Jazz spread out on a blanket, to soak up the rays for the lights.

"Cannonball" A voice sang out. Everyone looked around but could see where it came from.

"Julian?" Scar looked up. There was a small dot high up in the sky. It was rapidly descending. "Oh Boy."

The ghost boy came into sight falling from some inconceivable height. He smacked into .the ground a few feet away from the pool. Everyone 'ooooh'ed as stage hands helped Julian up. Julian started stumbling around saying "someone get the licence plate number on that dirt?"

The authoress sat stunned and said to herself "ok, new plan. We start a blooper reel so stuff like thing will be a good thing. Yeah, that'll work. Or will it?" the authoress looked to see she wasn't talking to anyone "I got to get a better hobby than talking to myself."

"Ok, Jazz." the authoress said as she showed Jazz a door. " you need to barge in and try to look horrified, like your worst fear is behind that door. Got it?"

"Got it." Jazz said confidently. Danny and Scar walked into the room and closed the door snickering. "What are they up to?"

"Ok people! Places and ACTION!"

Jazz slammed the door open. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO..." Vlad Plasmius was sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper.

Vlad looked at Jazz and screamed "why does this always happen to me?" as he ran pasted Jazz off stage.

"What was a toilet doing in there?"

"Cut! Alright set up the scene and Prop Guy, don't leave toilets anywhere but the bathrooms stages, GOT IT?"

The set was of Scar's canyon Danny, Vlad and Scar as a monster stood around until the authoress came to talk to them. "Ok, in this scene, Scar is going to eat the thermos Dan is supposed to be in."

"Which is still totally gross." Danny pointed out.

"Then Clockwork appears and say his line, ok?"

"Got it." Vlad said

"Ok," The authoress ran to her chair and sat down "and ACTION!"

Scar was about to swallow a fake thermos when a clock face appeared hanging in mid-air. The hands of the clock raced around the dial. When they reached twelve the clock vanished.

Clockwork appeared, reading Play Clocks when his caught sight of everyone starring at him

"Ga! What, I'm on now? I thought I wasn't on for another hour! D'oh!" Clockwork fled from the set