Well the vacation begins. Please enjoy the story :)

Suitcases shuffled through out the Wayne Manor. The current three wards, yes Alfred was indeed going, were now loading the car. First thing was first; they had to pick up the other family members from their various locations. Getting into the car they drove off at 1:30 am on a peaceful Friday morning.

Bruce watched his son drift back to sleep in the limo. It would only take them 30 minutes until they reached Bludhaven, with the additional extra 15 minutes it took to get to Dick's apartment. He sighed under his breath after realizing this was bound to be a long trip.

Dick was shuffling around. He kept on glancing back to the back of his closet where his Nightwing costume was. They weren't allowed to bring costumes no thanks to Alfred. It was already killing him and it was bound to be driving a certain Daddy Bats insane. Dick finished his packing and downed some cereal before he finally heard the door ring. Dropping his spoon in half finished cereal he rang for the door while swallowing his breakfast. He opened it and saw Alfred, who he handed one of his bags and helped with the other twenty.

After Dick got all his suitcases and bags in the trunk he got inside the limo. He sat on the opposite end of Bruce and Damian. He smiles at Bruce and the sleeping Damian.

" Aw he looks so sweet." Dick whispered with his sweet brotherly voice.

" Yes…. if only he didn't want to kill his brother."

" I'm sure it's just a phase." Dick reassures his adoptive father.

" Yeah." Bruce said.

" So what's the next stop?" Dick asks.

Bruce lets out a low stressed sigh, " Jason."

" Oh." Dick said nonchalantly.

Bruce quirks a brow, but doesn't say anything after that.

Jason glared as he looked up to see Alfred, Dick, and Bruce above him. All three had the 'you forgot look'. Jason's confused face confirmed their suspensions.

Bruce sighed," You do realize the trip is today right?"

" Ah shit!" He so had forgotten completely. It was probably the head wound…or was it just fantasizing about Tim for two hours straight. Nah it was the head wound.

" Um I should probably start to pack…"

" Yes get to that. You have five minutes before we meet Tim and the girls." Bruce said just for the purpose of informing him that Tim wasn't riding with them in the car, much to his dismay.

Jason let out a puff of air before getting up and rushing to pack clothes, a toothbrush, and what ever weapons that he could manage past airline security. He also managed to pack his mask without Alfred noticing, though to say it escaped Bruce's sight would be an incorrect statement.

Slinging his backpack over his shoulder Jason headed out to the limo with his 'family' ((family ….we all know how you really feel inside Jay)) in toe.

Jason took a seat next to Dick and the car fell silent as probably the only person who would have caused an instant ruckus fell back asleep.

So leaving the guys to their peaceful drive lets take a look at the girls of the family

Stephanie munched on one of Helena's granola bars. It was a chocolate chip one. Cassandra was next to her as Kate drove off to get Tim. They had already picked up every girl. He had assured them he could get to the airport on his own, but Stephanie insisted. As they entered the Titans Tower Steph could see Tim already getting ready to pop his bags in the trunk and get going.

" On time as always." Stephanie remarked under breath.

Tim put his stuff in the trunk and got into the back of the car.

" Hey." He greeted the girls.

" Hi Timmy." Stephanie teased and messed with her brother's hair.

Tim laughed and swatted at her hands. " Hey, come on Steph."

" Now Timmsy let your sister mess with hair." Steph said while she continued to mess with it.

Tim rolled his eyes and stopped swatting. Cassandra looked at the two curiously. She new they once had dated, but then things got complicated and broke up. Somehow they became like brother and sister over the years. Perhaps it had something to do with their previous relationship.

Kate drove on and on and on. That was until they got a phone call.

Steph was the one to answer it, " Hello?"

" Steph? I-its Dick. Can you guys get here ASAP? Oh, oh god. I think I'm hurl!" The phone then went to a background noise of oh my god, what the hell, and Dick hurling.

" Hey, what's going on? Guys? Guys!" That earned Steph some weird and worried looks.

" Are they-" Barbara began calmly.

" I don't know." Steph said already feeling her stomach churn.

" Babs get out your lab top and trace the call." Tim ordered as Kate stopped the car at a near by gas station.

Babs traced the car's location to three miles out of Gothem.


Yeah not so much funny as it is informative. Sorry 'bout that. Anywho tune in whenever I update next to find out how the hell Bruce got to be three miles out of Gothem City. Well see you next time kids. Also review for its like my pot of chacolate gold at the end of every rainbow. :)