OH MY GODDESS this is the tenth chapter! I'm so proud of myself for making it this far! As you all know, this is the last bell quest, but have no fear! There will be more adventures yet to come! Anyways, enjoy the chapter!

The next day was really weird. I began having odd side affects from the witch's spell. Everytime I ever burped, farted, or even sneezed, someone close by me would get struck by lightning. Finn was the first to get hit, but he didn't die from it. No one did, but they still got really pissed off.

I walked to the Brass Bar and took a seat at the counter. I had just electrocuted the old lady who owned the tailor shop, and I was craving some booze. "I'll have the usual," I told Kathy, handing her my empty flask. She took it and refilled it when Hayden was busy checking out his biceps. "We only have beer behind the counter. The wine is in the back and Hayden would notice if I went back there," Kathy apologized. I shrugged, not caring as long as I had alcohol.

When she gave me my flask back, Chase the young cook, caught us. "What are you two up to?" he asked warily, walking closer to us. If he found out that I was drinking all of the bar's alcohol, I would surely be banned and Kathy would be fired.

"Uh-oh," Kathy muttered.

I gave her a reassuring smile. "Don't worry, I got this." I unscrewed the cap on my flask and chugged its contents before Chase could cross the length of the restaurant.

He stood before us with his arms crossed, his eyes boring holes into us. I hopped off of the bar stool and took a few more steps closer to him. Then, I let out a nasty burp in his face. Chase then got struck by a random lightning bolt and crumpled to the ground, his leg twitching every once in a while.

No one even bothered caring about the weird things I did to people anymore. It happened all the time recently, and they just learned not to ask questions and go on with their lives.

I took my seat on the stool and Kathy sat next to me. "Well, I don't think Chase will be ratting us out, anytime soon," she laughed, giving me a high five.

We talked for a while longer, and then I left to go to the church in order to ring the last bell. According to my list, the purple bell was located in there, somewhere. The priest in training was reading Sports Illustrated in one of the pews.

"Hey, I have a question," I told him, breaking the silence.

The priest looked startled and a bit flustered as he stashed the magazine under the pew. "W-what do you need?"

"Does there happen to be, I don't know, a giant purple bell in here?" I asked.

"Uh, yeah—it's the door to your right."

I patted his bowl-cut. "Thanks, Percy!"

"It's Perry," he called as I skipped towards the door.

"I don't care!" I shot back in a sing-song voice. I opened the door and saw the purple bell, right there. In front of the bell, Edge the harvest sprite, was sitting there and crying his eyes out. Actually, he was rolling on the ground screaming bloody murder.

"Uh Edge, are you okay?" Finn asked, afraid to get close to the sprite.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" was our only reply. We tried getting his attention a couple more times, but I was pretty sure that he didn't even know we were there.

"Ugh, how will we get him to shut up?" Finn asked, tugging on his hair.

An idea popped into my head. "I know what to do." I let out a burp that had been building up inside me. Edge was struck by the lightning. As mean as it sounds, I thought he looked so cute when he was electrocuted.

I got down on my knees and poked him. "You still alive?" I asked, hoping that I didn't kill him.

"I'm fine…" he sighed, sitting up.

"What's wrong?" I scooped him up into my hands and put him up to level with my eyes. "Is your bell not ringing for you?"

"No, I ran out of Xanex and I have to wait until Monday to get a refill!" he sobbed, clinging onto my index finger.

I patted his head. "I'm sorry, little guy. Sadly, I don't have any pills to help, but do you want to have something to drink?" I held up my flask. Before I left the bar, I had Kathy give me a refill. "It will take the edge off…heh heh, I said edge…that's your name," I giggled at my sad excuse for a joke.

Edge and Finn just stared at me. I rolled my eyes. "Yeesh, tough crowd," I complained. "Open your mouth," I ordered Edge. He obeyed as I let him drink.

When he finished, he was stumbling around in my hand. Obviously, sprites get drunk very quickly. "Whoo, that hit the spot!" he cheered.

"Okay, now ring the bell, please!" Finn said, eager to get the last bell over with.

Edge hiccupped. "Okay, Finny!" He tried to fly off my hand, but he forgot to use his wings and ended up crashing to the ground. Finn and I were silent as we waited for Edge to get back up, but he didn't.

"Uh, Edge?" I leaned in close to him. Luckily, he was just passed out. "Wow, he really can't handle his alcohol well."

We were silent for a while longer. "So, how about we go kill some time until he wakes up?" Finn suggested.

"Sure, let's go."

The first place we headed to was the Garmon Mine District. I stood at the front of the dirt road. "I think I want to zap some people right now," I declared, examining the crowd of people.

"Sounds like fun!" Finn grinned. "Zap that lady, the one who owns the general store."

"Alrighty," I cracked my knuckles, back, and neck. "Let's do this."

I walked up to the green haired lady and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around and smiled at me. My mouth was wide open and I waited for the burp to come, but nothing happened. The lady just looked at me expectantly, waiting for me to say something.

I tried again, but nothing came out. "Dammit!" I shouted, storming away. Finn followed behind me.

"Angela what's wrong, nothing happened?"

"I can't burp! They just aren't coming!"

"Well why don't you just get a soda or some beans?" he said.

I stopped in my tracks. "Finn, that's brilliant!"

We jacked a Pepsi from the general store when no one was watching. Finn cheered me on as I chugged the whole thing under thirty seconds. Then, I tossed the can aside and looked around for someone else. That's when I saw the little girl I punted a few days earlier.

I skipped up to her and bent down so I was closer to her face. She smiled up at me. "Hi there!" Then, I let out a monstrous burp that hurt my ears, it was so loud. The lightning bolt shot the little girl far, far away, deep into a forest. Her scream got smaller and smaller the further she went away.

I grinned triumphantly and placed my hands on my hips. Finn was cracking up so much that he couldn't even fly straight. "Oh that was too good!" he managed to get out between laughs.

All of a sudden, I had started hiccupping. At first, I didn't pay any attention to it, but I realized that I had zapped Finn for the second time that day. I hiccupped again and I zapped Luke, the carpenter's son who was obsessed with bandanas.

No matter how much I tried to stop my hiccups, they just kept coming. When they did stop, I noticed that I had pretty much electrocuted everyone who lived in the mine district. They were all scattered around, lying on the ground. Some were still smoking from the lightning, but others just twitched every once in a while. "Oh crap." I bit my lip, wondering what to do next. In the end I decided to grab Finn and run.

While I waited for Finn to wake up, I decided to go to the tailor shop and browse. Luckily, the old lady had recovered and was back to normal from being zapped. I tried on a couple things just for fun, since I didn't actually have any money to spend, but I still stole a couple pairs of boy's boxers since they were out of girls' undies. It wasn't like they had any security systems around to catch me, anyways.

As I walked around the town, Finn finally woke up. "Ow, that hurt," he whined, wriggling out of my pocket.

"How bad did it hurt?" I asked, putting my hands behind my head.

"It felt like I was getting pimp slapped by Mother Nature."

I nodded. "That sounds like it would hurt."

"Indeed."

After walking around a little while longer, we went back to the church to check on Edge. Thankfully, he was awake and not screaming, although he was crying.

"Now would be a good time to ring the bell," I told him.

"B-but, I have a hangover and my head hurts," he cried.

"Too bad, ring the freaking bell, or I will go get my rifle and-,"

"OKAY, OKAY I'll ring the stupid bell!" Edge quit crying and did his little chant thingy while crying.

Without thinking, I had already got down on the ground and covered my head. As the bell rang, I smiled to myself, realizing that starting right then, I could sleep in as long as I wanted. I know that Finn was thinking the exact same thing.

"Alright, the bell has rung," Edge cried, banging his head on the floor.

"Uh, thanks," I said, before walking out of the room.

"Wow, no wonder Edge takes Xanex," Finn thought aloud.

I snorted. "Seriously."

Finn and I didn't say anything for a few moments, processing the fact that there were no more bells to ring.

"So, what should we do now?" I asked Finn as we left the church grounds.

Finn looked up at me. "What do you think?"

I smiled and thrust my fist in the air. "To the bar!"

Sadly, I did not know that I still had MORE work to do for our lovely Harvest Goddess in store.

OMIGOD I finished the tenth chapter! I'm so happy for me. Anyways, I want you to give me all of your ideas for what Angela should do now that the bells are finished. Don't forget, she still has to summon the Harvest King! Please review!