Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker

by Silverlight10243

In which Hashirama decides to solve the issues of clan politics through the rather... uncanny methods of marriage and his rival, Madara Uchiha's blind little brother becomes the first victim. Tobirama is flabbergasted, Madara is fuming, Toka is enraged, Izuna is shocked. Hashirama really isn't the world's brightest matchmaker... (Microfic, Crackfic, Sitcom) Sequel up!

10. Chapter 10

Izuna was immersed in a state of depression, his life had been miserable, his eyes had been taken from him—that's a major handicap and he was getting married to Toka Senju. Toka SENJU. He was convinced that there was some conspiracy in this: that's his cynical nature, and how on earth did his brother manage to agree? Why, just why?

"Hashirama, are you serious, I'd have to LIVE with them?!" He felt the table fracture in half. This was his ehh… future wife? He buried his face in his palms and was immersed in despair.

She could do with some anger management first.