Ways to freak out/annoy/embarrass the
hosts
*Niji does not own Ouran*
Redoing Kaoru because apparently I was
too nice on him XD
The titles for the numbers are the
names of the jokes, just to clarify.
1."I Heard – "
That you guys were bored so I got myself a new
format
Me – I heard you got a brain transplant and the
brain rejected you.
Kaoru – yeah, nice. Pick on me again why don't you?
Why can't you just go lick Hikaru?
Hikaru – oh hell no.
2."He's not stupid"
Of course he's not . . .
Hikaru – Kaoru's been acting strange lately, almost
stupid.
Me – He's not stupid, he's just possessed by a
retarded ghost.
3."the first time we met"
Do ya? DO
YA?
Me – d'ya remember the first time we met Kaoru?
Kaoru – Sadly yeah
Me – Well I'm trying really hard to forget it
Kaoru – Charming.
4."Twincest"
Ah nature
Random Fangirl – isn't it amazing? They look
exactly alike!
Me – and they still love nature despite what it did
to them, or one of them.
Hikaru - *looks at chapter title* BALLS TO YOU
KAORU HAHA!
Kaoru - *facepalm*
5."You're Gay"
Only for good impressionists
Me – *Calling Kaoru*
Kaoru – Hello?
Me - *manly voice* YOU'RE GAY!
Kaoru – WTH? No sir, you're gay.
Me – HAHAHAHAHAHA, OH Kaoru-
Kaoru – How'd you know my name?
Me – deep deep down I know you really want me to be
gay but even so I still wouldn't touch you then.
Kaoru – O_o Okay I'm leaving.
6."rudeness"
Works only if you really hate this person, really
want to annoy this person or are bored
Kaoru – Hey guys
Me – ah, I see the screw up fairy has come to visit
us again.
Kaoru – hahahahahaha shut up
Me – how about never? Is never good for you?
Kaoru – NO.
7. "worship"
Works best
in my situation
Kaoru & Hikaru - *bitch bitch bitch*
Me – COME ON PEOPLE, I'll be easier to get along
with when you start worshipping me!
8. "is that your face?"
Your face jokes are really annoying that's why I
use them all the time
Me – your face is such a mess, next time you decide
to go diving make sure the pool has water in it.
Kaoru – SHUT UP, I can't swim
Me – aw, poor baby.
9. "when they gave out"
Annoyingness
Me – Hey Kaoru Guess what!
Kaoru - *rolls eyes* what?
Me - when they were giving out heads, you thought
they said breads and I bet you said "I'd like mine nice and doughy"
Hikaru – burn . . .
10. "Good riddance"
Purely coincidental . . .
Me- if I said anything offensive, it was purely
coincidental
Kaoru – okay then
Me –YOUR MOTHER'S SO HAIRY WHEN YOU CAME OUT YOU
GOT A CARPET BURN!
Kaoru – WHAT?
Me – YOUR MOTHER'S SO FAT WHEN SHE WEN'T SWIMMING
IN THE OCEAN THE WHALES SANG "WE ARE FAMILY"
Kaoru – HURTFUL!
Me – as I said. Purely coincidental.
11. "Don't be angry"
Too hot to handle
Kaoru – GAH
DON'T HURT ME
Me – why would I? It's be nice to animal's week . .
.
12. "tail
wag"
Used only for desperate measures
Kaoru – AND YOUR MOM'S SO FAT-
Me – don't try to insult me, I know you like me. I
can see your tail wagging
Kaoru – Tail . . . ?
13. "sperm"
For that oooh burn reaction
Me – 10,000,000 sperm to choose from and you were
the fastest.
Kaoru – Grrrrrr.
14. "make up"
Applying clown make-up to Kaoru's face while he's
sleeping
Me - *applying make up to Kaoru's face, holding a
mirror above his face then shaking him awake* wakey wakey sleepy pants!
Kaoru – gnnn? *looks into mirror* AAAAAH! WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE TO ME?
Me- lolz
Kaoru – GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
15. "taste the rainbow"
I just love skittles, don't you?
Me - *throws skittles* TOUCH THE RAINBOW TASTE THE
RAINBOW TASTE IT NOOOOOOW!
Kaoru – GAAAAAAAH!
16. "Sgt. Frog"
Tamama is the cutest laser firing bastard ever
Me - *invites Tamama to the host club*
Tamama –Hi!
Hunny – YAY BUDDY!
Tamama – FLY BLARGH *IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAAAAH*
Kaoru – DON'T FIRE AT ME!
17. "Facebook tactic"
Basically poking him
Me – *pokes Kaoru repeatedly* HAHAHAHA FACEBOOK IN
REAL LIFE
Kaoru – MAKE IT STOP!
18. "Naughty Naughty"
Hiding Porn Magazines in Kaoru's wardrobe
Hikaru – KAORU! HOW COULD YOU?
Kaoru - ?
Hikaru – AND GAY PORN AS WELL! IT'S OVER BETWEEN US
KAORU
Kaoru – we never had anything in the first place .
. .
Hikaru – DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?
Kaoru – yeah, guess so. . .
19. "blind date"
Hikaru's idea not mine
Me – Kaoru! Guess what!
Kaoru - *sigh* what?
Me – YOU GET TO STAR IN YOUR VERY OWN YAOI MOVIE!
Kaoru – who with?
Me - *grumble grumble* Tamaki, nekozawa *grimble
grumble* slight Kasanoda *grumble*
Kaoru – EW!
20. "Pitcher"
Telling him
that Hikaru is now the Uke.
Kaoru – OH HELL NO!
Me – I wanna see it in action :3
Kaoru – WTH? No!
Hikaru - *grumble grumble* I'm up for it *grumble
grumble*
Kaoru - -_-'
just to let y'all know that I may be starting a new fanfiction XP