Here we go! Another chapter! This one is fun to write. I mentioned this in another chapter, you know, a little foreshadowing for ya guys there.

ATTENTION CAMPERS! THERE WILL BE NO ACTIVITIES TODAY. PLEASE MEET BY THE LAKE TONIGHT AS SOON AS IT IS DARK FOR THE COMEDY WALK.

The loud speaker woke me up way too early. I groaned and turned over into sunlight. I opened my eyes just enough to see Alice close the window, shutting out the sun as she glistened slightly. I sat up and looked at her. "Too sunny out today?" I asked her. She nodded as I grimaced. Since it was sunny, I wouldn't be able to do anything with Zac.

As if reading my mind, Alice said, "If it makes you feel any better, I can't leave the cabin at all today. You can still walk over to his cabin and see him." I perked up. I hadn't thought of that. Quickly, I jumped out of bed and ran to my suitcase to pick out an outfit. I slipped on a pair of shorts that said 'Team Kilker' across the back that were from school, and a lime green tube top that said in black 'put your hands on me baby', which I had gotten at my thirteenth birthday gift from Alice- a Joss Stone concert. I slipped on sandals and opened the back door quietly. I didn't want to wake anybody.

Once outside, I embraced the sunshine, not wanting it to go away, but wishing it to be covered up; a bittersweet thing. I ran through the still dewy grass towards the boys half of camp. I reached the pavement and looked along the rows for Emmett's. Spotting the sign, I didn't bother knocking and burst through the door. Unfortunately for a random kid, he was only in his boxers. Ugh, and he needed a shirt, poor boy with man boobs. But I didn't care as he gave out a girlish squeal of embarrassment. I ran up to Zac, who was by the back of the cabin door. We embraced, and I kissed him passionately. My fingers entangled in his pale blonde hair, not quite white blonde, more of a pale gold.

He wrapped his arm around my waist, but pulled away from me. "What are you doing here?" he asked, confused.

I looked up at him. "What do you mean? I knew that you couldn't possibly come outside, so I came to you. I couldn't stand not seeing you." I kissed him again.

Emmett poked his head out from around the corner of his room. "Hey, Tor, I don't mine that you're here and all, but please keep the make out smack down to a minimal. And you also might want to leave the cabin for about five minutes; some guys aren't comfortable with a girl around when they're dressing." he snorted, as if he though they were stupid, and I laughed at his face.

Reluctantly, I kissed Zac before parting. "Wake up Travis. Send him out when the man boobish dudes are all dressed." I strutted towards the door. The dude with man boobs was staring at me, so I winked at him. I heard him take in a breath, which Zac returned with a growl that I could just hear as I closed the door behind me. I giggled.

In the next few minutes, a few guys stumbled out of the cabin, including man boob dude, while I waited for Zac. A few guys stared at me, which I returned with an eye roll. I didn't get why they looked. I was ugly as hell. I looked down. I had chubby legs, freakishly long toes, and a not so flat stomach. I wasn't exactly FAT, but more like what your mother called a normal build that you understood as fat. My hair was normal, light brown. The only thing half interesting about me was my eyes, that were an intense icy blue, but they were covered with sunglasses.

I sat down by the steps. One guy, a guy that I had seen several blonde zombies draped over all day long, eyed me as if I was a piece of meat. Whistling, he stopped in front of me. "Now what would a pretty little thing like yourself be doing waiting here alone?" he asked. He was ugly as hell. Yeah, he was built, tanned skin, and light brown hair, but he looked like scum. Dirtbag. DIRTBAG!

I looked up at him. "Hiding from you." I returned icily.

"Aw, come one baby, don't be like that." His eyes traced my legs. "You know, I would die a happy man if I could see you naked."

I stood up, removed my sunglasses, and smiled. "Really?"

He moved in closer to me. "Really."

I leaned into him, and whispered in his ear, "If I saw you naked, I would die a laughing woman."

Just then, Travis threw open the door. I could hear Emmett's booming laughter in the background, and a quiet growl that was no doubt Zac's. I went to turn towards the door, but he said, "You little bitch! You don't know what you're missing!"

"Oh, trust me, I know." I answered. "And you do not understand how happy I am to be missing it!" I began walking up the stairs, but I heard him mutter bitch under his breath. Silently, I walked up to him and kneed him where it hurt. When he doubled over in pain, I grabbed one of his arms, placed my foot on his back, and wrenched the arm back. He howled in pain.

"Say it one more time, I dare you, and women won't want to go near you!" Emmett's booming laughter still echoed from the cabin. "You can send me the medical bill." I spat before walking off, leaving him rolling in pain, shutting the door behind me.

Zac wrapped an arm around me as soon as the door was closed. "Are you okay?" he asked.

Emmett snorted. "Are you kidding? You shouldn't be asking Tori, but the dude she just beat the shit out of!" He slapped me on the back. "Nice job, Little Bear." I smiled as he used my nickname that he had given me.

"I learned from the best, Papa Bear." I replied. He grinned and ruffled my hair.

Zac shook his head. "I just cant picture you doing that."

I shrugged. "I live with two older brothers, in the country, and my cousins and I came up with our own version of baseball where there are no rules except win, and you cannot get out of the game without leaving without bruises." He laughed and kissed me tenderly. His hard marble lips were so soft, not demanding, but beautiful and gentle as he kissed me. I kissed back, suddenly self conscious that I hadn't put on chapstick and wondering if I had morning breath.

Emmett cleared his throat loudly. "I know you guys want to spend time together and whatnot, but I don't want to see tongue hockey all day. And you wonder why Carlisle wants to talk to you guys...." I blushed and pushed away from Zac.

"You just had to mention that, didn't you?" Zac grumbled.

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"Stoooooooop!" I heard the familiar screech of Brooke as I walked hand in hand with Zac. Travis, Yulia and Liberty were poking her repeatedly, and I could distinctly hear them muttering "poke!".

Angelo was trying to get them to stop, but to no avail. Seth was laughing, finding this extremely funny, and Sian was too busy staring at Jacob, and Jacob doing the same in return to Sian. I smiled as I reached them.

"Come join us, Tor!" Liberty called, poking Brooke again. Brooke gave me a face that said 'help me.'

Smiling, I said, "Okay, let's stop picking on Brooke. We need to save our energy to make fun of Bella tonight." Everyone laughed.

"OI! ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SPAZZMOTIC DEVIL CHILDREN!" Emmett boomed from the head of the group. "It's time for my favorite part of the week, The Comedy Walk! Now, stick close, cuz this trail is extremely hard to follow at night. Bella and I will lead."

I saw Bella's apprehensive look. I grabbed Zac's hand and headed towards the front of the line. I went up and hugged Bella. "Don't worry." I said encouragingly, "just ignore Emmett and you shouldn't fall at all."

She looked down at me and said, "Sure, that's what you think. You know me Tori. I am a Klutz! It's so unfair! Why did Emmett force me to do this!"

"Cuz your family." I answered.

She opened her mouth to say something, but Emmett grabbed hold of her arm and jerked her up towards the trail. I could hear her protests as she was dragged up the trail. Emmett let go of her arm, motioned for all of us to join, and the Comedy walk began.

Bella wasn't doing too bad as we started, an occasional stumble here or there, but nothing major. I would have been doing the same thing if Zac hadn't been holding onto my arm, supporting me every time I myself stumbled. As we got farther up the trail, I realized that this was the same trail that Emmett had taken us on when I had hurt my ankle. I giggled to myself. This should be interesting.

Giggles could be heard throughout the group as time after time Bella stumbled on the trail, mumbling to herself every time. It was quite a site, especially when Emmett added to it himself, occasionally tripping her with his foot.

As we got to the more rocky part of the trail, Bella was flat out falling on her face every five minutes. Laughs burst through the entire group. I was clutching my sides from laughing so much. Leave it to Emmett to make this the funniest night alive.

Sorry guys this chapter kinda sucks big time. Especially the comedy walk and stuff. I tried but I ran out of ideas. Im kinda in the middle of writers block for the next chapter, so I don't know how soon the next chapter will come out. And note to all those perverts out there: the tube top Tori wore goes down to her hips. It's not really that small. Idiots.