CHAPTER 10
rosalie; hmm where did i put him e
mmett; put who where
rosalie; Nathan )
emmett; WHO's NATHAN!
rosalie; my make up bag )
emmett; ohh...well.......carry on -walks out-
rosalie; OOHHH found him hehehe
edward; Rosalie i do not like the evil laugh or the fact that your mind is blocked
rosalie; oh its only blocked cause i wanna do something
edward; and that would be ?
rosalie; THIS -sprays fake tan on him-
edward; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rosalie; -grabs nathan and fake tan- MWA HA HA HA HA -runs away-
edward; GRR -throws cookie-
rosalie; you'll never get me aliv- AHHH
edward; ha!
rosalie; this is why i always use the alive part! :(
emmett; BUBBLES
rosalie; what the feck emmett?
emmett; i have bubbles!!! -pulls out tub of bubbles and starts blowing bubbles-
rosalie; fascinating really :/
-bella walks in-
bella; OMV!
jasper; what?
bella; it means oh my vampire!
jasper; erm excellent
bella; I KNOW RIGHT? oh and BUBBLES :D
emmett; bubbles bubbles you're the best, unless you ruin alices dress if you do she'll kill me, and i shall re-die painfully
bella; -claps- EXCELLENT!
jasper; Boo hated it
bella; SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN EMO
alice; YO DONT DIS-RESPECT MY MAN
bella; I SHALL break your straightners!
alice; LEAVING........-leaves-
bella; haha i can over-rule da pixie nobody is safe anymore :)
rosalie; right nathan time to see the kids -opens nathan-
okay so we have:
ellie & kelly --mascara's
nikkie -- lipstick
ross -- conceiler
aiden -- eyeliner
mark -- lipgloss
josh -- blusher and lastly....OME WHERES AMBER!
EMMETTTTTTTTT
emmett; what dear
rosalie; wheres amber
emmett; i dunno i think i saw edward with her
rosalie; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -dials edwards number-
edward; oh hello i was just about to phone you
rosalie; GIVE ME AMBER...............NOW
edward; now now you sprayed me with fake tan i am only getting even
rosalie; but amber is my favourite travel mirror
edward; you lost a mirror i look and feel all un-natural like
rosalie; oh build a bridge and get over it now.... AMBER HAND HER OVER
edward; only if you get me tickets to a justin bieber concert
rosalie; *crosses fingers behind back* FINE i just want amber
edward; okay come to the back of mcdonalds and i shall give you amber
rosalie; GASP NEVER you come home so we can order the tickets
edward; okay bye -hangs up-
rosalie; -hangs up-
-edward bursts in front door and runs to rosalie's room-
edward; ROSALIE ROSALIE ROSALIE ROSALIE
rosalie; what?
edward; I AM HERE
rosalie; yes i noticed
edward; why aren't you happy
rosalie; Because its been 46 seconds and I STIL HAVENT GOT AMBER BACK
edward; here -hands it over-
rosalie; its okay amber i got you back from the mean man yes i did !
edward; ?
rosalie; next time scream and i shall kill him
edward; -sigh-
rosalie; SHUP no not you sweetie of you go with nathan -puts amber in make-up bag-
edward; CAN WE ORDER THE TICKETS NOW
rosalie; theres no point
edward; why?
rosalie; one sec -locks nathan in a drawer and hids key-
edward; welll...........why not
rosalie; he's been sold out for 3 months
edward; WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME!
rosalie; woah woah woah make-up before family
edward; evil
rosalie; aww thank you
edward; -mumbles- all just dazzle them aff peeps
rosalie; have fun doin that
edward; yeh yeh yeh -walks away-
bella; ALICE THE BLOOD
alice; -hands over cup of blood-
-jasper runs in-
bella; NO JASPER THIS IS FOR EMMETT
emmett; ok so what do i do
bella; drink the blood
emmett; -drinks blood-
bella; i now pronounce you emmett the great
emmett; yayy
bella; here is your sword
emmett; its plastic
bella; so its still a sword or would you like a lightsaver
emmett; can i have both
bella; okay what colour lightsaver
emmett; green
bella; ok -hands over blue one-
emmett; i asked for a GREEN one
bella; you didn't
emmett; did
bella; didn't
emmett; did
bella; WE DONT HAVE ANY FECKIN GREEN ONES OKAY SO YOU TAKE A BLUE ONE OR YOU DONT GET ONE AT ALL
emmett; erm.............oh i smell grizzly's BYE
bella; he knows better
alice; -backs away-
bella; did i say you were dismissed pixie
alice; noooooo.
bella; then coke NOW
alice; yes miss - gets coke-
bella; AHHHHHHHHHH
alice; -in mind- please say she's fainted
bella; THERE ARE NO ICE CUBES IN THIS JUICE
alice; -in mind- damn -out loud- sorry miss how many
bella; 3 NOW
alice; -does this-
bella; ALICE
alice; yeh
bella; do you like that band connected from britains got talent
alice; who's connected
bella; AHHHHH GO AWAY LEAVE QUICKLY !
alice; sorry bye - runs away-
bella; MUST. LISTEN. TO. CONNECTED.
carlisle; bella why are you rolling on the floor
bella; A-ALICE D-DOSENT K-KNOW W-WHO C-CONNECTED A-ARE!
carlisle; who the heck are connected
bella; the band from britains got talent
carlisle; nope never heard of them
bella; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
carlisle; leaving leaving leaving leaving -he leaves-
bella; -plays connected on youtube- that connected beatches :)
rosalie; OME IS THAT CONNECTED!
bella; FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO UNDERSTANDS!
rosalie; OME i love them
bella; see i always knew you were my favourite sister
alice; -runs in- YOU DONT MEAN THAT
bella; oh but i do
alice; -dry sobs-
bella; oh alice am sorry i didn't mean it
alice; YAYY -runs away-
bella; my emotions felt weird there.......JASPER
jasper; MWA HA HA HA HA
bella; -gets out to-do list- must kill emotion controller emo !
jasper; -sigh- buzzkill